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- A friend and I were discussing a TV show and they said that the 32nd episode is undoubtedly the greatest. Upon rewatching the episode I was shocked to find it was 30 minutes long.
- A tv show about the earth would be really boring It would just be the same 4 seasons over and over again being rerun.
- I was watching a tv show about the worlds best ceiling... And I realised that mine wasn't the best, but it was definitely up there.
- TIL that Sir Paul McCartney once turned down nearly $64 million to appear on an American talk show because he wanted to stay home and watch his favorite sport on TV. It was *Ellen* or rugby.
- Lately I've been getting turned on every time I see someone cut in two on my tv shows So yeah I guess I'm bisectual
- Just wrote this How does Sherlock Holmes find out what TV shows are on?
He just asks Watson.
(Works better out loud) - Have you heard of the TV show about kamikaze attacks? It didn't last longer than the pilot
- My black friend said he doesn't watch the tv show "Friends," because it's racist. How can it be racist though when it doesn't even have black people in it?!?
- I have 200hrs of the TV show 'Hoarders' on my DVR. I know I'm never going to watch it all but I can't bring myself to get rid of it.
- How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money? By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
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Which tv shows one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tv shows? I can suggest the ones about tv series and television show.
- What's a cokeheads favorite TV show? Whose Line is it Anyway
- Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned? Because they all have terrible pilots.
- What do you call a tv show about female puberty? A Breasted Development
- What will they call Trump's prison reality TV show? Orange is the new Orange.
- What's Boris Johnson's favourite TV show? Deal or No Deal
- When the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show comes on the TV.
So do I. - What is Belle Delphines favorite TV show? The Simpsons
- I auditioned for a TV show for people with broken bones. I didn't make the cast.
- What's a Muslim's favorite TV show? It's always sunni in Philadelphia
- What is Homer Simpson's favorite TV game show? Tic-Tac-D'oh
- If The US presidency was a TV show It would be "Orange is the new black"
- How does a dog stop a TV show? He paws it
- What is a potato's favorite TV show? M.A.S.H.
- Why did the banker like the TV show? Because he was invested in the story.
- What is God's favorite TV show? Arks and Creation
Tv Shows Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about tv shows you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean comedy shows jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tv shows pranks.
A boy and his mother are watching TV
There are a lot of guns being fired in the show. So after the show is over the kid has the gun shots in his mind, and keeps repeating "BANG BANG BANG", "BANG BANG BANG"... This continues throughout the day. By the evening the mother is really tired and out of anger tells the boy "Be Silent".
So the boy starts "ANG ANG ANG", "ANG ANG ANG"..
Why a fourth time?
A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the commentator asked about what it felt to be married again at that age and would she share part of her previous experiences, since it seem quite unique the fact that her new husband was a f**... director.' After a short time to think, a smile came to her face and she proudly explained that she had first married a banker when she was in her twenties, in her forties she married a circus ring master, and in her sixties she married a pastor and now in her eighties, a f**... director. The amazed commentator asked her why she had married men with such diverse careers. With a smile on her face she explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.'
Did you hear about the magician who could create things out of thin air?
They contacted him to give him a TV show, but once they found out he was a fake, it never materialized.
On the Duck Dynasty Outrage,....
It's such a double standard.
When a white guy acts bad on TV, people rush to A&E and demand the show is cancelled.
When a black guy acts bad on TV, you don't see people rushing to Fox demanding they cancel COPS.
So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia...
But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same.
What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5?
Because they can't even!
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Why do white people have so many pets?
Because owning people is not legal anymore
I was watching TV last night...
When an advertisement came on showing one of those African babies covered in flies.I immediately ran for the phone and rang the number that came up on the screen.
"I want one of those", I said,"they work much better than those sticky strips I hang from my ceiling".
So I was talking to my blond friend
I was telling her that I was named after a character from a tv show.
She replied: "What was their name?".
What's a dogs favorite TV show?
Bones.
What do you call a TV show about sentient Russian spacecraft attempting performance art?
*Soyuz Think You Can Dance*
Namaste.
If the United States government had a reality TV show...
It would be called House of Tards.
What's a math teacher's favorite TV show?
Sinefeld
What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?
19 Kids and Counting
They're giving Caitlyn Jenner ANOTHER TV show
Apparently, they have her competing in the Olympics again. It's going to be called "Drag Races".
Password security questions for the depressed
What is the name of your least favorite child?
In what year did you abandon your dreams?
What is the maiden name of your father's mistress?
At what age did your childhood pet run away?
What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?
In what city did you first experience ennui?
What is your ex-wife's newest last name?
What sports team do you fetishize to avoid meaningful discussion with others?
What is the name of your favorite canceled TV show?
What was the middle name of your first rebound?
On what street did you lose your childlike sense of wonder?
When did you stop trying?
An old woman wants to make love to her husband.
She shows up completely n**... while he is watching TV. The man says: 'What are you doing?'. She answers with: 'I am wearing the Dress Of Love, do you like it?'. He thinks a little while and replies: 'You know, it might have looked better if you ironed it first'.
That's right
Half dressed r**... couple were sitting on couch watching news on TV, with the man's arm around the woman. The man says "Look at them homosexuals ruinin' the sanctity of our institution. We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man and one woman. Ain't that right, sweetheart?" The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."
I was asked to be an Elvis impersonator for a kid's birthday party.
I showed up drunk, shot the TV, then died on the toilet.
What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?
Are you ready for the next episode?
Watched a TV show about s**... Survivors last night
Needless to say it was a bit one sided
What was h**... favorite TV show?
The Amazing Race
What is a s**... bomber's favorite TV show?
The Big Bang Theory.
Normally I hate those t**..., fake, rigged reality TV shows...
But I might watch the presidential debate tonight anyway.
Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be
That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order.
New Charlie Sheen and lindsay lohan TV show.
Two and a half kilos.
A white woman takes a black man she met a club home...
...She takes him by the hand to the bedroom and winks at him and says: "why don't you show me if what they say about black guys is true." So he stabs her and steals her TV.
P.S: don't worry, it's ok for me to make such jokes because I'm racist.
What do you get when you cross a horror film with a reality TV show?
The evening news
What's a lumberjack's favorite TV show?
The Axe-Files
I recently found a TV show about 2 best friends, their angry neighbour and a rival restaurant.
God, I love Spongebob.
My friend's daughter started to cry when she saw Bieber got shot in the TV show.
My friend said to his daughter;
'Don't cry. He's not actually dead."
The girl said;
'That's why I'm crying!'
What is the most popular tv show in the middle east?
Dora the Exploder
I'm making a TV show about the different roles people serve on aeroplanes.
Wanna see the pilot episode?
My favourite TV show is the one that shows funny clips of things being destroyed and everything going wrong!
Or, as some people call it...the news.
I saw Comedy Central launch a funny non-political TV show...
Then I woke up
I love the TV show with all the different video clips of things going disastrously wrong all the time.
What's it called?
Oh yes, the news.
What is a cannibal's favourite TV Show?
Graze Anatomy.
I was flipping through my TV Guide and I saw a show called "Die Kardashians". I thought I had found a new favorite TV show...
Then I realized the channel was in German.
What TV show can you compare to the 2016 US presidential elections?
Orange is the new black.
Why did the boy throw his TV out the window?
He wanted to get the show on the road.
Hey Dad, I have this idea for a TV show
"Hey Dad, I have this idea for a TV show. It's like those ghost hunter shows, but instead of idiots walking around in the dark saying, "Is there a spirit in here?", it will be skeptics debunking it, and finding out what's really going on."
"They had a show like that when I was a kid."
"Really? What was it called?"
"s**... Doo."
Friends
Back in the '90s my then-wife and I used to watch the TV show Friends, and as people did we would compare ourselves to the characters in the show. I always said I was the Chandler of our group because I felt I was the sarcastic, funny one, and my then-wife would always come back with saying I was more like Ross because he was whiny. We'd laugh about it, but when she eventually left me for her girlfriend I realized I should have paid more attention to what she was saying.
To decide the best tv show ever, I started comparing Game of Thrones & Breaking Bad for two hours
Finally it came down to The Wire
I writing a screenplay for a tv show about a girl with narcolepsy who lives in San Francisco.
It's called 'Suddenly Snoozin.'
My buddy signed up for one of those, "learn to be a plumber in 6 weeks" courses you see on TV and his final exam was at 9am today...
He showed up at 3pm, looked at the test paper and said, "Looks like I'm gonna need a pen for this job. I'll have to pop round to my suppliers for one. Be right back."
Graduated top of his class...
I'm writing a TV show about a girl named Abigail who moves to the big city
It's called Downtown Abbie.
What is this sub's favorite TV show?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
When you market TV shows and movies in other countries, it's not uncommon to change the title in order to appeal to the local population.
For example, the Chinese title for "Black Mirror" is "Really Cool Ideas".
What's h**...'s favorite TV show?
Brooklyn Nein-Nein!
I'm starting a tv show where I play hide and seek with my uncle.
I'm going to call it n**... and afraid.
I showed my friend my new smart TV.
He said: "how smart can it be? It's trapped in a box!"
How come balloons don't do drugs?
Because they're afraid of getting high and getting busted
PS: Heard in a TV show and wanted to share the laughter to everyone in here.
Have you heard of the TV show about the airplane?
It sorta crashed and burned, but I think its because the pilot wasn't very good.
What is the worst TV show to make your debut on?
To Catch a Predator
If the war on t**... were a TV show what would you call 9/11?
The pilot episode.
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?
Whale of fortune !
Every time a character in a TV Show says another round please they're immediately handed a drink by an attentive bartender.
But every time I do it all they say is:
For the last time, I'm not a bartender. This is planned parenthood. You need to leave.
Like okay! I get it I'm not rich and famous!
I like The Teletubbies..
It's my favourite TV show about four chubby aliens that live on a giant miniature golf course.
What do you call m**... Jagger and Keith Richards both found dead with their eyes taped open in front of the TV?
Killing two Stones with one Birdbox.
*I'll show myself out...*
What's Anastasia Steele's favorite TV show?
Grey's Anatomy.
I am glad Game of Thrones is coming to an end in 2019
I hate when TV shows dragon too long.
I thought of an idea for a new reality TV show...
It's about a group of Middle Easter Islamic terrorists that are entering their 40s. They stop buying an excessive amount of guns and explosives and instead start purchasing luxery cars and motorcycles. I call the show Midlife ISIS.
What do you call a TV show discussing renewable energy?
The solar panel
My girlfriend is very short and she gets fed up of me making fun of her height.
So tonight I'm going to make it up to her.
I've got a good bottle of wine and a DVD box set of her favorite TV show.
When she gets in from work I'm going to order her favorite takeaway which we'll sit and eat while we drink the wine and watch the DVDs.
Then afterwards I'm going to go upstairs and run her a nice hot sink.
An old man in his 90's
is watching tv and a s**...
commercial comes on. After the ad the old fella realizes he has a s**.... He gets up and shuffles into the kitchen to show his wife. "MARTHA!!! MARTHA!!! Look at this. What should i do with it?" His wife looks up at him and replies," You might as well clean it now that you got the wrinkles out of it".