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A man goes to audition for an anchor position at a local tv station


A man goes to the television station auditioning for an anchor position.
He sits down in front of the camera and begins, soon it is obvious that he has a terrible stutter, and hisleft eye continuously winks.
The producer says, "Thank you for your audition, we'll let you know."
The man says, "W-w-wait a moment, I c-c-can fix this."
He opens his breifcase, and about 200 condoms fall out, he digs deeper and pulls out a bottle of aspitin.
He take a single aspirin, and then re-reads his copy perfectly, his wink having vanished.
The producer is dumbfounded, and he says, "Thanks fantastic, but what's with the condoms?"
The man says, "This is what they give you if you stutter and wink and ask for aspirin at the pharmacy.

My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.

More on this after the break.

Russian TV

Russian TV News Anchor:
And now, our viewers favorite news segment: bad news from America ...

What did the TV anchor say during s**...?

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TV Anchor and A Shapherd

TV Anchor to a Shapherd: "What do you feed your goat?"
Shepherd: "Which one, the black or the white?"
Anchor: "hmm! The black one"
Shepherd: "Grass"
Anchor: "And the white one?"
Shepherd: "Also Grass"
Anchor: "How do you bathe them?"
Shepherd: "Which one, the black or the white?"
Anchor: "The black one"
Shepherd: "With water"
Anchor: "And the white one?"
Shepherd: "Also with water"
Anchor: "Where do you house them?"
Shepherd: "Which one, the black or the white?"
Anchor: "The black one"
Shepherd: "In the large barn"
Anchor: "And the white one?"
Shepherd: "Also in the large barn"
Anchor: "m**..., If you treat them both the same way, why do you keep asking me which one, the black or white?"
Shepherd: "Because the white goat is mine."
Anchor: "And the black one?
Shepherd: "That is also mine"

TV Anchor and A Shepherd

TV anchor to a Shapherd: "What do you feed your goat?"
Shapherd: "Which one, the black one or the white one?"
Anchor: "hmm! The black one"
Shapherd: "Grass"
Anchor: "And the white one?"
Shapherd: "Also Grass"
Anchor: "How do you bathe them?"
Shapherd: "Which one, the black one or the white one?"
Anchor: "The black one"
Shapherd: "With water"
Anchor: "And the white one?"
Shapherd: "Also with water"
Anchor: "Where do you house them?"
Shapherd: "Which one, the black one or the white one?"
Anchor: "The black one"
Shapherd: "In the large barn"
Anchor: "And the white one?"
Shapherd: "Also in the large barn"
Anchor: "m**..., If you treat them both the same way, why do you keep asking me which one, the black or white?"
Shapherd: "Because the white goat is mine."
Anchor: "And the black one?
Shapherd: "That is also mine"


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