Tuxedo Jokes

51 tuxedo jokes and hilarious tuxedo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tuxedo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Dive into this collection of playful tuxedo jokes featuring cats, penguins, and even a man named Waits! Learn why the Canadian tuxedo is a classic outfit, and what animals wear a necktie better than any human. Get ready to laugh at these quirky tuxedo-themed jokes!

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Best Short Tuxedo Jokes

Short tuxedo puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tuxedo humour may include short suit and tie jokes also.

  1. A man walks into a tailor to buy a tuxedo. He confidently tells the tailor he doesn't need any assistance. The tailor says… ... "Fine. suit yourself."
  2. I threw the dog a ball the other day It was a bit extravagant but he looks great in a tuxedo!
  3. What's the difference between a man wearing pajamas on a bicycle and a guy wearing a tuxedo on a unicycle Attire
  4. My friend once got an invite to a party that said "black tie only" But when he got there, everyone else was in tuxedos.
  5. I threw a ball for my dog I know it's a bit extravagant, but it was his birthday & he looks great in a tuxedo!
  6. My friend and I had a tuxedo contest But then we realized we both forgot a crucial clothing piece.
    It was a tie.
  7. I got an invitation to a black-tie-only wedding But when i showed up everyone were wearing tuxedos
  8. What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike? Attire
  9. Why did the old black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy? 'Cause if I gonna be impotent, I better look impotent,too.
  10. A group wearing tuxedos were sat down in a coffee shop, when a car suddenly smashed through the shop front. Thankfully there were no casual teas
Tuxedo joke, A group wearing tuxedos were sat down in a coffee shop, when a car suddenly smashed through the shop

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about tuxedo can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of tuxedo puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Tuxedo One Liners

Which tuxedo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tuxedo? I can suggest the ones about suit tie and wedding dress.

  1. Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range... But it wasn't his strong suit
  2. What did the oxygen atom in tuxedo say to the hydrogen atoms? Bond, Covalent Bond
  3. I got sent to court over a missing tuxedo Long story short, I lost the lawsuit as well
  4. What do you call a goose in a tuxedo telling the news? Media Proper Gander
  5. What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say? "I feel a bit overdressed."
  6. I make rabbit tuxedos for a living. I'm a hare-dresser.
  7. My dad works as a tailor specialising in creating tuxedos I want to follow suit
  8. Why didn't the tailor make a tuxedo out of plastic? It wasn't suit-able.
  9. I could see myself working at a tuxedo store... It suits me.
  10. (Happy Halloween) What's Black & White, and DEAD All Over? A zombie in a tuxedo!
  11. What's the French word for a deerskin tuxedo? Formal d'hide

Penguin Tuxedo Jokes

Here is a list of funny penguin tuxedo jokes and even better penguin tuxedo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Two penguins are standing on an iceberg. One says to the other, you look like you're wearing a tuxedo!
    The penguin responds, how do you know I'm not?
  • Penguin Joke Two penguins are sitting on an ice float.
    One says,"It looks like you're wearing a tuxedo."
    The other replies, "What makes you think I'm not?"
Tuxedo joke, Penguin Joke

Cheeky Tuxedo Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about tuxedo you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean black tie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make tuxedo prank.

Guy walks into a bar...

...and orders a drink. He's carrying a brown paper bag, which he sets down on the bar.
The bartender asks "What's in the bag?" The guy says "Wanna see?" He reaches into the bag and pulls out a very tiny grand piano and sets it on the bar. Then he reaches back into the bag and pulls out a tiny man dressed in a tuxedo. The little man sits down at the little piano and begins playing a song.
The bartender says "That's amazing! Where'd you get that?"
The guy explains he found a djinni's lamp, rubbed it, and was offered one wish from the djinni within.
"Have you still got that lamp? Can I give it a try?"
"Sure," says the man, reaching back into the bag and pulling out the djinni's lamp.
The bartender takes the lamp and rubs it. The djinni emerges and tells the bartender he can have one wish.
"Um... I wanna be rich!" exclaims the bartender. "I want a million bucks!" p**...! Suddenly the bar is filled with ducks. A million ducks.
"Hey!" complains the bartender. "I wished for a million *bucks* not ducks! Is your djinni hard of hearing or something?!"
To which the man says "You don't really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist, do you?"

Two Brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.


One day a penguin decides to go to a party. He dresses in his usual tuxedo, and then drives over to the mansion. He eats his dinner and then it was time for dessert. Ice cream, the penguin's favorite! The penguin laps up the ice cream getting it all over his beak and face feathers. On his drive home his car breaks down and he calls for a tow. After the mechanic inspects the car he proceeds to tell the penguin "You blew a seal". To which the penguin replies "No, it's ice cream"

The guys go to the f**... of their life-long pal...

After a long eulogy and some beautiful music, the guys are overcome with emotion. The first guy walks up to the casket of his buddy.
"I know it's just a small token, but for everything you've ever done for me, buddy, all the times you helped me out. This is the least I could do."
He tucks a $50 bill into his buddy's tuxedo pocket, and he staggers away sobbing.
The second man, inspired by the gesture, walks up and places his own $50 bill in his buddy's pocket. "For all the beers you bought me, that I never had a chance to pay you back for." And he staggers away sobbing.
The third man, a lawyer, not to be out-done, says, "I know it's just a small gesture, but for all the times you've been there for me when I needed you, here's a token of my gratitude."
And he writes a check for $150, and takes the two fifties in change.

A kid works up the nerve to ask his crush to prom...

And first he must buy the tickets. So he heads to the ticket line and waits for about a half hour until he reaches the front and finally buys two tickets for him and his date.
Then he has to buy a tuxedo, so he heads over to the tux shop but due to prom season, it is overflowing with customers all waiting to get their prom tuxes. So he waits in line for about an hour until finally he can get fitted. He buys a green vest to match his date's dress.
Then he and his date decide they want to take a limo to prom, so he heads over to the limousine rental place and stands in line for an hour and a half waiting to order a limo. When he finally gets to the front, he orders a long white limo for 8 people.
The big day finally arrives and the kid and his date and their six friends all pull up to the dining hall in their white limo but because they've arrived a little late, they have to wait in line for about 25 minutes before they can get in.
Once in the dining hall, the kid and his date head to the dinner buffet and stand behind dozens of hungry students waiting to get their food. After a 35 minute line, they finally sit down with their food when the kid's date realizes she forgot to grab a beverage.
He heads over to the punch bowl to get her some juice and is surprised to see there's no punch line.

Me and my buddies go-to joke.

A high school senior is in a rush to get everything he needs ready for his high school prom the next day. First thing he needs to get is a tuxedo. He goes to the tux shop and there's a huge line. So he waits in the line, gets his tux, and goes on his way. The next thing he needs are flowers for his date. He gets to the flower shop, and again, there's a huge line. He waits in the line, gets his flowers, and goes on his way. The last thing he needs is his limo to take his date to prom in. He goes to the limo rental center, and once again, there's an enormous line. He waits in the line, rents his limo for the next day, and finally goes home. The next day he shows up to his dates house, tux on, flowers in hand, riding in a fancy limo. His date and him get to the prom, and start dancing. After a while he starts to get really thirsty. He asks his date, "Hey do you want something to drink?" She replies, "Oh sure, could you grab me some punch?" The guy leaves his date to get her some punch, and sure enough, there's no punch line.

The orchestra's new trumpet player

A local orchestra's trumpet player just died of old age. They start auditions so they can find a new one.
The judges call in the first candidate. He walks in wearing a beautifully tailored dark tuxedo. He pulls out an incredibly expensive trumpet. His trumpet case is lined with red velvet. He brings the gold plated instrument up to his mouth and starts playing.
And wow, he's terrible. The judges cringe as he clumsily stumbles through a few messy runs. Nearly everything he plays is hideously out of tune. They send him away and bring in the next candidate.
This guy looks exactly opposite from the other guy. His hair is messy. He hasn't showered in weeks. His beard has food particles in it. He opens a crumpled brown paper bag and pulls out a rusty trumpet. He shakily puts the instrument to his lips and starts playing.
And man, *he was worse.*

Going to the Prom

A boy decided to go to the prom. He needed a tuxedo, flowers, and a limo, so he went to the tux rental store. There was a huge tuxedo line, so he waited an hour and got his outfit. He went to the flower sop, where another huge line had formed, so he had to wait another hour. After he finally got his flowers, he went to the limo rental place, only to find an hour-long limo line. After he got his car, he got dressed, picked up his date, and went to the prom. After an hour of dancing, he got thirsty and went to get some punch. When he got to the able, he was relieved to find that there was no punch line.

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom.

A dude is taking his girlfriend to the prom. So, he's getting everything in order before the big day.
He goes to pick up flowers, but there is a line at the flower shop. So, he waits in the flower line and eventually gets the flowers.
He goes to rent his tuxedo, but there is a line at the tuxedo store. So, he waits in the tuxedo line and eventually gets the tuxedo.
He goes to rent a limo, but there is a line at the limo rental. So, he waits in the limo line and eventually gets the limo.
They get to prom and upon sitting down, his girlfriend asks for punch. So, he goes to the punch table, and there's no punch line.

A guy asks a girl to prom...

A guy asks a girl out to prom and she says yes. Excited, the guy goes to dress shop to get a tuxedo but there is a very long line. After buying the suit he goes to buy flowers for his partner. So he gets in another very long line in the flower shop. Finally after hours of waiting he goes to prom. After dancing for a while his partner asks him to get punch for her. When he gets there, their is no punch line.

Why did the snowplow driver wear a tuxedo to work?

He wanted to be "dashing" through the snow

A boy asks a girl to the prom and she says yes.

He goes to organise a limo at the rental limo place and due to everyone else wanting a limo for the prom he has to wait in line for ages to get one.
He then goes to the flower store to buy her some flowers but again everyone is there buying flowers and he's stuck in line for seems like hours.
After flowers he goes to get his tuxedo at the store and the line is huge again with everyone else getting their tux's too.
He finally makes it to the prom with his date, they arrive and he asks if she wants to go onto the dance floor. She says "I'm a little thirsty, can I get some punch first?" He says "ok" and goes up to get some punch and there is no punchline.

A boy asks a girl to prom..,

..and she says yes. Overexcited, he is told he must show up with a limo and a tuxedo. So he goes to the limo rental and waits in the limo line, and he gets the limo. Then, he goes to the tuxedo rental and waits in the tuxedo line. Finally, the big day comes, and he brings his date to prom. She asks him to get some punch. He goes over to get some punch, and realizes there is no punch line.

What's the difference between a guy in a tuxedo on a bicycle and a bomb on a tricycle?

A tyre.

Why did the man with ED go tuxedo shopping?

Because if he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impo'tant.

A Guy and his Girlfriend

A guy was taking his girlfriend to prom. Getting ready, he went to a tux rental shop. There was a huge line but he eventually got his tuxedo.
He then went to the florist. Again, there was a huge line, but he got the orchid in the end.
Then he went to the limo rental place, and there was a big line there too! But he eventually managed to rent one.
They got to the prom and danced for a little bit, and then his girlfriend asked for some juice. He went to get it – but there was no punch line.

A guy asked his crush to prom, and to his surprise, she said yes! The day before prom, he gets ready for the exciting day.

First, he goes to the tuxedo store to rent a tux, there was a huge line and he finally got the tux after 30 minutes. Next, he goes to the flower shop to buy a bouquet of flowers. There was an even longer line and he waited for 60 minutes to finally get the flowers. Finally, he went to the car shop to rent a limousine. The line lasted 90 minutes and he finally rented a white limousine. On the day of prom, he wears his tuxedo, drives the limousine, and gives the flowers to his crush. At prom, his crush asked him to go grab her a drink. He walks over to the punch table, there is no punchline...

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If Imma *be* impotant, Imma *look* impotant!

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

He said if I'm going to be impotent I might as well look impotent.

A frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulde wearing a tuxedo

"Well isn't he beautiful" Says the bartender. "Where did you get him?"
"In France, there are tons of them." the parrot replies.

I still can't understand why my wife was disappointed with my choice of salad dressing

I used the finest tuxedo!

Tuxedo joke, I threw the dog a ball the other day

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