Tutankhamun Jokes

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Funniest Tutankhamun Short Jokes

Short tutankhamun jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tutankhamun humour may include short pyramid jokes also.

1. Mummy DNA shows that the ancients don't have much in common with modern Egyptians But at least they have Tutankhamun
2. Two Egyptians are having an argument The first Egyptian farts and the second one laughs so hard he farts.
   "Well, at least we have a Tutankhamun!"
3. What brought the can of beans and ancient Egyptian together? They had a Tutankhamun.
   -I'll show myself out.
4. Why did the half-French half-Egyptian couple like each other? Because they had Tut-an-khamun.
5. What did the Pharaoh say to his buddy when they both f**...? It looks like you and I Tutankhamun
6. What did one Egyptian guy say to the other when they f**... next to each other? We have a Tutankhamun!
7. what do you call it when two mummies from egypt f**...? they have a Tutankhamun (toot in common)
8. What did the Pharaoh say to his wife after he and their son f**...? It looks like we have a little Tutankhamun.
9. Why did the Pharaoh's tomb and the f**... archaeologist get along? They both had a Tutankhamun...
10. Did you hear about the two Egyptians that f**... at the same time? They only had a Tutankhamun

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Tutankhamun One Liners

Which tutankhamun one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tutankhamun? I can suggest the ones about mummy and toot.

1. Mothers on Facebook. Full time mummy is not a job. Only Tutankhamun can claim that...
2. What was King Tut known as in the wild west? Rootin' Tutankhamun
3. How did Tutankhamun attract the ladies? With his Pharaohmones
4. What do farts and Pharaohs have in common? Tutankhamun
5. What do you call it when a Pharoah farts? A toot uncommon. (Tutankhamun)
6. There's nothing common... about Tutankhamun.
7. What did the Egyptian say when he was about to pass gas? Tutankhamun.
8. Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same? Because they have a tutankhamun!
9. How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar? They both have a Tutankhamun.
10. They say I f**... like the pharaohs… I guess you could say we have a Tutankhamun.
11. Two pharaohs f**.... Their farts smell the same. They had a Tutankhamun.
12. I f**... just like the ancient pharaohs did… I guess you could say we have a Tutankhamun.
13. Why did the two Pharaohs f**... at the same time? They had a Tutankhamun!
14. Why did King Tut's c**... addicted parents stay together? They had Tutankhamun.
15. Mummy joke Did you know mummies f**... alike?
    I guess you could say they Tutankhamun.

Comedy Tutankhamun Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about tutankhamun you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gassy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tutankhamun pranks.