Turtleneck Jokes
5 turtleneck jokes and hilarious turtleneck puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about turtleneck that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Uproarious Turtleneck Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What is a good turtleneck joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why don't tortoise wear scarves?
They have turtlenecks
Why did the heavyset mermaid wear a turtleneck?
So you wouldn't sea urchins!
My shirt makes fun of me
**It's a mock turtleneck.**
The decision to cover headphone jack in the new iPhone is ridiculous!
It's a bit like Steve Jobs sewing the opening of his turtleneck shut.
Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks?
A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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