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Funniest Turtle Shell Short Jokes

Short turtle shell jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The turtle shell humour may include short sea shell jokes also.

  1. What type of jokes do turtles like? Shell-arious ones.
    (My sister came up with this one, cut her some slack, she's seven)
  2. The comments about Mitch McConnell looking like a turtle without a shell are particularly apt... since he's clearly missing his spine.
  3. I recently went to a gathering for turtles... ..bit dull. None of us came out of our shell.
  4. Leonardo was always my favorite Teenage Mutuant Ninja Turtle... He was one shell of a guy.

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Turtle Shell One Liners

Which turtle shell one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with turtle shell? I can suggest the ones about tortoise and snail shell.

  1. My 5 year olds joke Why did the turtle cross the road
    To get to the shell station
  2. The gun fight between the turtles and tortoise was barbaric! Empty shells everywhere.
  3. what do u call a turtle running on a 9V rechargeable battery? Dura-Shell
  4. Why did the turtle stop the car? To get gas at the shell station.
  5. What is wrong with a turtle who can't come out of his shell? Ereptile dysfunction
  6. Do you think turtles live longer than humans because... they live a shell-tered life?
  7. How do turtles communicate? With shell phones.
  8. Did you hear about the gay turtle? Finally came out of it's shell.
  9. Girl are you a turtle? Because your hot as shell
  10. Driving is like Mario kart But instead of turtle shells it's speed limits and people
  11. Why are turtles so shy? Because they can't come out of their shell :(
  12. How many turtles can you fit in a gas station? A Shell of a lot!
  13. What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe? Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)
  14. What do you call a turtle without its shell? Dead.
  15. Turtles with lower incomes often have smaller shells. #Bencarsonwikipedia

Turtle Shell Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about turtle shell you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean turtle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make turtle shell pranks.

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Did you hear about the shy m**... turtle?

he really came out of his shell

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly.

After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs, until he crashes heavily into the ground with a hard knock on his shell.
After recovering his consciousness, he starts to climb the tree again, jumps again, and knocks the ground heavily again.
The little turtle persisted again and again while a couple of birds sitting at the edge of a branch, watched the turtle with pain. Suddenly the female bird says to the male, "Dear, I think it's time to tell our little turtle he is adopted."

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Where does a turtle hide his i**... business transactions?

In a shell corporation.

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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or n**...?

Once upon a time, there was a baby turtle...

...and this turtle was trying to climb one of the highest trees in the forest. It was an arduous and time consuming job, but the little turtle kept going for hours and hours, until he finally reached the top of the tree. Once there, he looks down, counts to three, and jumps off. The little turtle, bounces off a couple of branches and lands on the ground upside down. He fought and fought, and finally, got on his feet and was determined to climb that tree again. After a couple more hours, he finally reached the top, counted to three, and jumped again. He bounced off the branches and once again landed on his shell. Even more determined than before the turtle gets on his feet, climbs the tree and jumps once more.
A couple of feet away there were two pigeons who were watching the events unfold, when one of them says to the other "Honey, I think it's time to tell little Jimmy that he's adopted."