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21 turnout jokes and hilarious turnout puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about turnout that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Turnout Short Jokes

Short turnout jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The turnout humour may include short turnover jokes also.

  1. The weather suggests that turnout will be in Roy Moore's favor today. It is expected to dip into the teens.
  2. In a historic day for Canada, Ontario held a Provincial Election on the same day the Senate passed the Cannabis Legalization Act. Turnout was high.
  3. Was there a good turnout at the Bernie Sanders rally? There were a lot of people, but I wouldn't say it was super pac'd.
  4. Democrats: "The rains are God crying about Trump's inauguration".... Republicans: "The storms are why there was such low turnout."
    Trump: "The showers remind me of when I was in Russia."

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Turnout One Liners

Which turnout one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with turnout? I can suggest the ones about turning and attendance.

  1. I went to the annual stargazing conference yesterday.... ...the turnout was astronomical.
  2. The weather suggests that Alabama voter turnout will be in Roy Moore's favor today.
  3. I like my girls how I like my voter turnout High.
    Go vote
  4. You know which country has the highest voter turnout? Poland.
  5. California legalized m**... I guess they had a high voter turnout.
  6. Benefits of Legalizing m**...: w**... expect to see a very high voter turnout
  7. Good turnout at the o**... last night Everybody came
  8. A girl from New Mexico invited me for some fun but she turnout to be a j**... and m**....
  9. Did you hear that m**... was legalized in California? The voter turnout high!

Turnout joke, Did you hear that m**... was legalized in California?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about turnout can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of turnout puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Turnout Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about turnout you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean lookout jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make turnout prank.

Good deli related jokes?

I posted last night but it was really late. I got a couple pretty good responses though, but I'm trying again now in hope of a bigger turnout. So if ya got a good joke about a deli or the meats and cheeses sold in them let me know. Cheesier the better, pun completely intended.

Turnout joke, I like my girls how I like my voter turnout

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The impact of these turnout jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.