turnip Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious turnip puns

How do farmers get the party started?

They turnip the beets.

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I seemed to have lost all my vegetable puns

I hope they turnip somewhere

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What did the D.J. say to the Vegetable Farmer?

Lettuce turnip the beet.

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What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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What do vegetarians say at a rave?

Lettuce Turnip the Beet

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What did the garden say when he liked the music?

LETTUCE. TURNIP. THE BEET!

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What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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What did the DJ say to the farmer?

Lettuce, turnip, the beet.

I know, it was corny.

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I ordered the Club Salad for lunch..

I asked waitress "What all comes in the club salad?"

She said "Lettuce, turnip, the beat"

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When you drop the beet...

...everybody's going to turnip

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Did you hear about the farmer who lost his basket of vegetables?

He said it's ok, they'll turnip.

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What vegetable makes your eyes water?

Have you ever been hit in the balls with a Turnip?

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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How do vegetables have fun at a party

They turnip

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My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip...

I said, "That's cool, Robbie!"

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Three vegetables walk into a club

Lettuce, turnip and beet.

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My brother threw a yellow turnip at me while I was sleeping

It was a rutabaganing.

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What's the most popular vegetable at a college party

A Turnip

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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Michelle Obama was not the first person to think of the "Turnip for what"

She was the First Lady

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I lost my rutabaga

I'm sure it'll turnip somewhere.

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What king of vegetable is best to bring to a party?

Turnip

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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Has anyone heard of the potato mail thing?

I just found a turnip version, but they do a fortune one, too.

www.etsy.com/shop/Turnip4YourThoughts

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What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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Did you hear about the accountant that audited the greengrocer?

Sure was a turnip for the books

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You should really eat more turnips. They're really healthy

Turnip, for what?

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What vegetable makes your eyes water?

Have you ever been hit in the nuts with a turnip!

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Which vegetable parties the hardest?

Turnip

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What did the farmer say when he became a DJ?

Lettuce turnip the beet.

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What are the most funny Turnip jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Turnip? Well, here are the best Turnip dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Turnip pick up lines to share with friends.

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