Turnip Jokes

What are some Turnip jokes?

How do farmers get the party started?

They turnip the beets.

I seemed to have lost all my vegetable puns

I hope they turnip somewhere

What did the D.J. say to the Vegetable Farmer?

Lettuce turnip the beet.

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What do vegetarians say at a rave?

Lettuce Turnip the Beet

What did the garden say when he liked the music?


What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

What did the DJ say to the farmer?

Lettuce, turnip, the beet.

I know, it was corny.

When you drop the beet...

...everybody's going to turnip

I ordered the Club Salad for lunch..

I asked waitress "What all comes in the club salad?"

She said "Lettuce, turnip, the beat"

Did you hear about the farmer who lost his basket of vegetables?

He said it's ok, they'll turnip.

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What do root vegetables do at tha club?


I've just seen a man in the local bookstore exchange a swede like vegetable for some hardbacks

I thought, that's a turnip for the books

My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip...

I said, "That's cool, Robbie!"

What vegetable is known for it's excessive partying?


How do vegetables have fun at a party

They turnip

Three vegetables walk into a club

Lettuce, turnip and beet.

My brother threw a yellow turnip at me while I was sleeping

It was a rutabaganing.

What's the most popular vegetable at a college party

A Turnip

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Michelle Obama was not the first person to think of the "Turnip for what"

She was the First Lady

I lost my rutabaga

I'm sure it'll turnip somewhere.

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