How do farmers get the party started?
They turnip the beets.
I seemed to have lost all my vegetable puns
I hope they turnip somewhere
What did the D.J. say to the Vegetable Farmer?
Lettuce turnip the beet.
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?
Lettuce turnip the beet
What did the vegetable say to the dj?
lettuce turnip the beet
What do vegetarians say at a rave?
Lettuce Turnip the Beet
What did the garden say when he liked the music?
LETTUCE. TURNIP. THE BEET!
What did the carrot say to the DJ?
Lettuce Turnip The Beet
What did the DJ say to the farmer?
Lettuce, turnip, the beet.
I know, it was corny.
I ordered the Club Salad for lunch..
I asked waitress "What all comes in the club salad?"
She said "Lettuce, turnip, the beat"
When you drop the beet...
...everybody's going to turnip
Did you hear about the farmer who lost his basket of vegetables?
He said it's ok, they'll turnip.
What vegetable makes your eyes water?
Have you ever been hit in the balls with a Turnip?
What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?
Lettuce pray they turnip.
What was the vegan rock band's first hit?
Lettuce turnip the beet!
What do root vegetables do at tha club?
Turnip
How do vegetables have fun at a party
They turnip
My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip...
I said, "That's cool, Robbie!"
Three vegetables walk into a club
Lettuce, turnip and beet.
My brother threw a yellow turnip at me while I was sleeping
It was a rutabaganing.
What's the most popular vegetable at a college party
A Turnip
What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?
He got turnip
Michelle Obama was not the first person to think of the "Turnip for what"
She was the First Lady
I lost my rutabaga
I'm sure it'll turnip somewhere.
What king of vegetable is best to bring to a party?
Turnip
What kinda vegetables like to party?
Lettuce turnip da beet!
Has anyone heard of the potato mail thing?
I just found a turnip version, but they do a fortune one, too.
www.etsy.com/shop/Turnip4YourThoughts
What did one turnip say to the other?
We're white and bulbous, just like America
What did the vegatable say to the fruit?
Turnip
What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?
Turnip for what
Did you hear about the accountant that audited the greengrocer?
Sure was a turnip for the books
You should really eat more turnips. They're really healthy
Turnip, for what?
What vegetable makes your eyes water?
Have you ever been hit in the nuts with a turnip!
Which vegetable parties the hardest?
Turnip
What did the farmer say when he became a DJ?
Lettuce turnip the beet.
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