The Best 39 Turnip Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Turnip jokes. There are some turnip veggies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these turnip carrot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Turnip Jokes and Puns

What did the garden say when he liked the music?


What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip...

I said, "That's cool, Robbie!"

Turnip joke, My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip...

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Michelle Obama was not the first person to think of the "Turnip for what"

She was the First Lady

When you drop the beet...

...everybody's going to turnip

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

Turnip joke, What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

You should really eat more turnips. They're really healthy

Turnip, for what?

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Has anyone heard of the potato mail thing?

I just found a turnip version, but they do a fortune one, too.

I met a rapper the other day who told me he was a vegetarian...

He loved to get turnip

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What do root vegetables do at tha club?


What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

I ordered the Club Salad for lunch..

I asked waitress "What all comes in the club salad?"

She said "Lettuce, turnip, the beat"

I seemed to have lost all my vegetable puns

I hope they turnip somewhere

Turnip joke, I seemed to have lost all my vegetable puns

I lost my rutabaga

I'm sure it'll turnip somewhere.

My brother threw a yellow turnip at me while I was sleeping

It was a rutabaganing.

How do farmers get the party started?

They turnip the beets.

What did the D.J. say to the Vegetable Farmer?

Lettuce turnip the beet.

Three vegetables walk into a club

Lettuce, turnip and beet.

What's the most popular vegetable at a college party

A Turnip

How do farmers rock out?

They turnip the beet.

How do vegetables have fun at a party

They turnip

What did the DJ say to the farmer?

Lettuce, turnip, the beet.

I know, it was corny.

Did you hear about the farmer who lost his basket of vegetables?

He said it's ok, they'll turnip.

What do you call a wild turnip?

Turnup...Ba dum tsss!

When did the vegetable party start getting crazy?

When the turnip turned up turnt up.

What do vegetarians say at a rave?

Lettuce Turnip the Beet

What did the farmer hip hop artist name his hit song?

"Turnip for the Club"

What did farmer say when his entire crop died suddenly.

What a surprising turnip event.

*This is my first attempt at writing a joke, and my wife thinks it's awful.

(Original) Hear about the vegetables that got drunk?

They turnip.

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm turnip

Hmm, let's see if we can get to the root of the problem.

What did the farmer say when he became a DJ?

Lettuce turnip the beet.

What vegetable is known for it's excessive partying?


I've just seen a man in the local bookstore exchange a swede like vegetable for some hardbacks

I thought, that's a turnip for the books

where do turnips, carrots, garlic and celery go to have sex?

a brothel

I can't find my vegetables.

Hopefully, they turnip soon.

Anyone who thinks onions are the only vegetable that makes you cry

has never been hit in the face with a turnip.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the turnip chard jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working turnip cabbage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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