Turnip Jokes

45 turnip jokes and hilarious turnip puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about turnip that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Turnip Short Jokes

Short turnip jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The turnip humour may include short carrot jokes also.

  1. Anyone who thinks onions are the only vegetable that makes you cry has never been hit in the face with a turnip.
  2. Some people like root vegetables... Some people don't really carrot all
    This is my only pun about root vegetables
    but I keep hoping another one will turnip
  3. I ordered the Club Salad for lunch.. I asked waitress "What all comes in the club salad?"
    She said "Lettuce, turnip, the beat"
  4. Did you hear about the farmer who lost his basket of vegetables? He said it's ok, they'll turnip.
  5. My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip... I said, "That's cool, Robbie!"
  6. What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ? They 'turnip' their noses.
  7. I've just seen a man in the local bookstore exchange a swede like vegetable for some hardbacks I thought, that's a turnip for the books
  8. What vegetable is known for it's excessive partying? Turnip
  9. How do vegetables have fun at a party They turnip
  10. You should really eat more turnips. They're really healthy Turnip, for what?

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Turnip One Liners

Which turnip one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with turnip? I can suggest the ones about radish and potato.

  1. How do farmers get the party started? They turnip the beets.
  2. I seemed to have lost all my vegetable puns I hope they turnip somewhere
  3. What did the D.J. say to the Vegetable Farmer? Lettuce turnip the beet.
  4. What did the vegetables say at the garden party? Lettuce turnip the beet
  5. What did the garden say when he liked the music? LETTUCE. TURNIP. THE BEET!
  6. What do vegetarians say at a rave? Lettuce Turnip the Beet
  7. I can't find my vegetables. Hopefully, they turnip soon.
  8. What did the carrot say to the DJ? Lettuce Turnip The Beet
  9. What did the DJ say to the farmer? Lettuce, turnip, the beet.
    I know, it was corny.
  10. What are a DJ's favorite vegetables? Turnips and beets
  11. When you drop the beet... ...everybody's going to turnip
  12. What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables? Lettuce pray they turnip.
  13. What was the vegan rock band's first hit? Lettuce turnip the beet!
  14. I planted some root vegetables in my yard. We'll see what turnips.
  15. What do root vegetables do at tha club? Turnip

Turnip joke, What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Turnip Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about turnip you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean carrot up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make turnip pranks.

where do turnips, carrots, garlic and celery go to have s**...?

a brothel

Three vegetables walk into a club

Lettuce, turnip and beet.

I lost my rutabaga

I'm sure it'll turnip somewhere.

My brother threw a yellow turnip at me while I was sleeping

It was a rutabaganing.

What's the most popular vegetable at a college party

A Turnip

Michelle Obama was not the first person to think of the "Turnip for what"

She was the First Lady

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What did the farmer say when he became a DJ?

Lettuce turnip the beet.

Turnip joke, What did the farmer say when he became a DJ?