Turning 21 Jokes
31 turning 21 jokes and hilarious turning 21 puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about turning 21 that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Turning 21 Short Jokes
Short turning 21 jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The turning 21 humour may include short turning twenty jokes also.
- So I just turned 21 and there is still no change in my eyesight... when do I get my adult supervision?
- I always felt proud when my mum told people that of all her kids, I was her easiest pregnancy and birth. Then I turned 21 and found out that I was adopted.
- Tonight, I watched someone ruin over 20 years of sobriety. It was a shitshow. But, in her defense, you only turn 21 once.
- Juan's 20th Birthday Juan's friends and family kept saying to him "You're 20, Juan!"
Juan was very disappointed with this, as they believed he was turning 21, not 20 - How many idiots does it take to change a lightbulb? 21
One to hold the lightbulb and the rest to turn the room around - I decided when I turn 21 I'm only going to smoke cigarettes when I drink Guess I'm going to be an alcoholic
- I can't believe I've finally done it. I've finally turned 21. I've been working towards this my whole life. I'd like to thank my parents for their love that made this all possible.
- Why does beer seem to taste better before turning 21? Answer: The secret ingredient is crime.
- Did you know that highschoolers can drink in Mississippi? I mean you can't stop them after they turn 21.
- My idiot son turned 21 today... ...he says the last ten years were way better than the first nine.
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Turning 21 One Liners
Which turning 21 one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with turning 21? I can suggest the ones about turning 20 and turning 18.
- Someone said, if you think 2020 is crazy Wait till that MF turns 21 and start drinking
- I didn't realize I was addicted to blackjack... Until I turned 21.
- Just wait till 2020 turns 21 and starts drinking. It's gunna be lit.
- Y'all think 2020 is bad Just wait til she turns 21 and starts drinking
- 20 and 21 got into a fight. As it turns out, 21 was disqualified. 22.
- I'm no longer a 21 year old v**... I turned 22.
Turning 21 Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about turning 21 you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean 21st birthday jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make turning 21 pranks.
A young blonde orders a drink from the bar.
Bartender goes "you have to be 21 to drink here."
Blonde says "d**..., I just turned 22" and walks out.
A dad and his son walk into a bar.
"Sorry, we don't serve minors." Said the bartender, who was often misunderstood.
The son said "But I turned 21 a year ago!".
The bartender clarified, "I know. I'm talking about your father."
The Father, having heard this, throws his pickaxe and headlamp to the ground in anger.
When I was a young boy,
My grandmother walked into my bedroom and caught me playing with myself. She smacked me and said "Shame on you! Save that for when you're 21!"
By the time I turned 21, I had sixteen jars.
My parents finally poured a drink for me when I turned 21
I said no, that v**... is at least 70% water
A young man turns 21 and decides to change his name.
He goes to the village wise man and explains what he wants.
"You do realize that, in our village, it is a tradition for the father to name a child after the first thing he sees after the child is born, don't you?" The young man nods.
"That is why your older sister is named 'Flying Dove.'" The young man nods.
"And that is also why your younger brother is named 'Running Deer.'" The young man nods.
"So, I don't understand why you would want to change your name, 'Two Dogs f**...'!"
Moving out
About a month ago, I turned 21 and my parents said that I should consider moving out. Although they didn't directly say that I should leave, I could tell that they wanted me to move. I agreed with them. My room was too small for me anyways, so I packed my clothes, my TV, and my laptop. I finalized my plan and left two days later. It's been about a month and my new place is okay, but there is only one problem. There is no heater, so I may have to move out of the basement and go back upstairs to my room.
Two blondes are at a bar celebrating
as soon as the drinks arrive, they give a quick toast, exclaiming **21** then turn up their glasses. The bartender thought this was odd, considering they both looked to be close to 30. Time passes, another round ordered, and other celebratory cheers stating **21**. The bartender again ignored them and moved on. On the third occasion with the same celebration, the bartender decided to ask what the big occasion was. Was it 21 years as friends? 21 some sort of big number for work? 21 months married? What. One blonde was all too happy to explain that it was none of those. She went on to say "we just finished one of those puzzles that said 7-10 years and it only took us 21 days."
Obama's no longer President
January 21,2017 an old man walks up to White House gate and tells security guard: "I want to see President Obama."
Very patiently the guard says: "He's not President anymore." The old man quietly walks away.
January 22 same old man walks up to the gate and says: "I want to see President Obama."
Same guard says: "He's not President anymore." The old man quietly walks away.
January 23 same old man walks up to the gate and says: "I want to see President Obama."
Angrily the guard says: "I told you the last two days that he's not President anymore."
The old man turns away and quietly says: "I just like hearing you say it."
Hung like a baby....
There was a man and a woman who fell in love and decided to get hitched in Vegas. Before they walked into the chapel, the woman turns to the man and says: " Before we go through with this there is something you should know about me, I am flat chested"
The man responds: " Oh baby don't you worry about that. That does not make me love you any less. You are perfect the way you are"
The man continues: " While were on this subject there is something you should know about me, I'm hung like a baby"
The woman responds: "Oh honey, don'y you worry about that, you are still by fay perfect!"
The couple marry and move on to their honeymoon suite. The woman takes off her shirt, she is as flat as a washboard. The man takes off his pants. When the woman looked at him she fainted. A couple of minutes later the woman comes to. She asked the man: "You said you were hung like a baby!?"
The man replies: "I am, 8 pounds, 21 inches."