Turner Jokes

Funniest Turner Short Jokes

Short turner jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The turner humour may include short terry jokes also.

1. Do you think they would write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot? They really should.
   It would be a real Page-turner
2. I'm sorry about your parents, but no spell can reawaken the dead, Harry! Except for the time turner. We'll use that to save Buckbeak.
3. I once dated a mortician... it didn't work out because I'm not that much of a mourning person.
   Though she was a real head-turner.
4. Danson, Turner, Mosby, Knight, Williams, Bundy, Raimi, Cruz… Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
5. Your mother is a head turner By that I mean that the gravitational field of her planetary body is trying to pull my head in orbit
6. To test my ability to emphasthize I tried to force myself to empathize with Brock Turner But if I learned anything from him it's that some things should never be forced
7. I just read a fanfic about that kid from fairly odd parents having a sister It was a real paige turner
8. What does Ron Weasley become when he uses Hermione's time turner to travel into the past and then the future? Earlier Ron and then later Ron.
9. Hey did you hear the one about the girl with Turner Syndrome? She has a an XO karyotype and will never know Y
10. Rudy Giuliani is such a bad defense attorney that..... He would have gotten an innocent WHITE man convicted.
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    Or you could say,
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    He would have gotten Brock Turner jail time.

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Turner One Liners

Which turner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with turner? I can suggest the ones about carter and miller.

1. I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y.
2. Eh, the audio book was good. But it wasn't really a page turner.
3. What do you call a female author? Paige Turner
4. 2016: The year Brock Turner got sentenced to 3 months but America got 4 years.
5. What airline does Sophie Turner use when she's filming Game of Thrones? Luftsansa
6. Hey, have you read this book about automation? I'd recommend it. It's a real page turner.
7. Did you hear about the 100m dash? It was a page turner.
8. What is Tina Turners favourite part of a chicken? Simply the breast
9. It would be hard to sell tina turner anything. Who needs a TV when a TV can be broken?
10. 80's: Tina Turner / 90's: Whitney Houston / 00's: Beyoncé / 10's: Halsey
11. If I was an author I would make my pen name... *Page Turner.*
12. I have a robot that tightens screws and nuts I call it Turner.
13. What is the best PR for Dolphins? Brock Allen Turner
14. I read a book about pianists' assistants. It was a real page turner.
15. My chiropractor is very good looking She's a real head turner

Tina Turner Jokes

Here is a list of funny tina turner jokes and even better tina turner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What was tina turners pet name for i**...? Beats me
• Tina Turner has just created her own super computing system She's figured out a way to run it, using just water and heat. Apparently she's gonna call it s**... Windows
• I was listening to 80s music today. You just can't beat Tina Turner. Unless you're i**... Turner.

Silly Turner Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about turner you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean butler jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make turner pranks.