Turned Upside Jokes
80 turned upside jokes and hilarious turned upside puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about turned upside that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Turned Upside Short Jokes
Short turned upside jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The turned upside humour may include short overturned jokes also.
- Did you know you can wear any boat as a hat? You just have to turn it upside down to make it cap sized.
- The Philippines is the only country in the world who turns its flag upside down during times of war while French people remove the red and blue colour
- I didn't think handstands were traumatic. But I just did one and my whole world was turned upside down.
- Instructions said to preheat oven at 180 degrees Not sure i'll try this recipe again, turning the oven upside down was a real back breaker...
- My dad told me he put a draw bridge at our house. Turns out, he installed the garage door upside down.
- How do you quadruple the capacity of a gay bar? Turn all the stools upside down.
(Not trying to offend anyone, just a raunchy joke I heard from my GFs dad) - The lives of morbidly obese people are like hourglasses If they don't get turned upside down soon enough, they will be done.
- Gay guys in a bar Four gay guys walk into a bar and see that there's only one stool left. What do they do?
[They turn it upside down.](/spoiler)
- If you take 2020, reverse it, then turn it upside down... ...it makes as much sense as tear-gassing a peaceful protest to have a photo op with a bible in front of a church.
- This criminal invaded my house and turned my phone book upside down without me realising. Instead of the cops there's some angry guy with a pitchfork on my doorstep.
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Turned Upside One Liners
Which turned upside one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with turned upside? I can suggest the ones about flipped and hanging upside.
- sapnu puas Turn it upside down ;)
- If your boat turns upside down you can wear it on your head It's capsized.
- If your rowing boat turns upside down, you can wear it as a hat.. It's capsized.
- What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down? A cow.
- What do you get when you turn a blonde girl upside down? A brunette with bad breath
- How do you get four gay guys on a barstool? Turn it upside-down.
- Turn your phone upside down to read the following message. sapnu puas
- What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down? 4 brunettes
- How do you turn a frown upside down? :( Like this ):
- How do you send a caterpillar 100 feet into the air? Turn it upside down
- If Australia takes over... The whole world will turn upside down.
- How do you make Helen Keller cry? Turn the stool upside-down
- How many gay men can you fit on a bar stool? 4 if you turn it upside down.
- I hate living with my Australian roommate He's turning my world upside down.
- What do you call a barstool turned upside down at a gay bar? Seating for four!
Great Turned Upside Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about turned upside you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean upside down jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make turned upside pranks.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up,
it's just cake.
Elderly Couple Go to Heaven Together
They both arrive at the pearly gates together and meet Saint Peter, who says "Let me show you around" He pointed to a mansion and said "That will be your house, located next to the country club." The old man asks, "and how much will that cost?" St Peter replies, "oh there's no charges, it's free, you're in heaven". He adds, "the country club has no fees or costs either" The old man is really happy by now and asks about food. St Peter says, "Although you don't need to eat, we do have full buffets with the very best pork, beef and poultry" The old man asks, "Aren't those bad for our health?" St Peter assures him, "You're in heaven now, there is no need to worry about your health."
The old man turns to his wife and smacks her upside the head. She says, "What was THAT for?" He answers, "If it wasn't for you and your bran muffins, we could have been here 30 years ago!"
Dr joke I just made up
A young medical intern was standing in a hospital hallway, looking flustered whilst try to examine a patients' CAT scan. Seeing his confusion, an older doctor came to see what the problem was. He saw that the intern was reading the scan upside down, and turned it around for him. Seeing that the young intern was embarrassed by his mistake, the doctor said, "don't feel embarrassed, lad, there's more than one way to skim a CAT."
How to four gay guy sit on one stool?
turn it upside down
So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar
So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar, there is only one stool free. How do they all sit?
They turn the stool upside down
My new favorite s**... position is called "wow".
It's where I turn your mom upside down.
How do 4 gay men share a stool?
They turn it upside down.
Why did WOW turn upside down?
Because MOM turned Upside Down!
What do you get when you turn a table upside down?
...just multiple, really small tables.
There are 4 gay men and only one stool. How do they all sit down?
You turn the stool upside-down.
How do you fit 4 gay guys on one chair?
Turn it upside down
My wife's inappropriate Christmas dinner joke
Last night My wife and I were having Christmas dinner with her parents, grandparents, aunts/uncles, and a German neighbor who is a widow. We were talking about messing up while cooking meals and I mentioned the first time I cooked a turkey I cooked it upside down. The neighbor was incredulous that I could make such a mistake and asked how I could possibly do this when the breast would be round and make it difficult to get the turkey to not roll.
My lame joke:
>"Maybe I just like flat breasted turkeys."
Wife looks down at her chest:
>"Well now I feel self-conscious... Wait, is that why you always turn me face down?"
Everybody starts roaring with laughter and her dad turned bright red.
four gay man walked into a bar
They wanted a seat but there was only one stool. They decided to take turns sitting down until one man suggested to turn the stool upside down.
What turned the IT guy's life upside down?
Ctrl + Alt + downarrow
How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?
Turn it upside-down.
But how do you get them off?
Shake the stool.
^(OK, I'll leave now.)
How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?
Turn the barstool upside down.
How do four gay men sit comfortably if there is only one bar stool?
They turn it upside down.
How do you spot a m**... - head in Wal-Mart...
In the light - bulb isle with their cart turned upside down, fixing a squeaky wheel.
Let's turn that frown upside down!
** **does handstand** **
BOY: :/ GIRL: TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN
BOY: :\
p**... and m**... are on a rollercoaster
Getting strapped in, p**... turns to m**....
"When we go upside down, will we fall out?"
"I hope not p**..., we've been pals for years."
Trump receives a message
Last week Trump received a coded message, reportedly from Chinese Hackers.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Trump was stumped and asked Pence what the message could mean. Pence was totally stumped too, so they passed it to the top American programmers, who spent 2 days trying to decipher it. Knackered, the programmers sent it to the FBI.
The Director of the FBI suggested Trump should turn the message upside down.
What's the one thing that's guaranteed to turn life upside down in a trailer park?
A tornado.
There's two mates on a plane, p**... and m**......
p**... says to m**... "Here, if the plane turns upside down, would we fall out?"
m**... says "Naw p**..., we'll always be best pals."
How do you get four homosexuals to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Calculator humor
1 girl
16 yr old
She tried 69 (3) times
11669 x 3 = 35007 (turn upside down)
Two Irish men are in a plane when the roof comes off!
Donal says to p**..., "If this plane turns upside down will we fall out?"
"No way Donal" says p**..., smiling, "we'll still be best friends."
How do you get 4 h**... to sit on a stool?
You turn it upside down.
m**... and p**... are sitting in a plane when m**... turns to p**... and says "m**..., if this plane turned upside down do you think we'd fall out"
p**... replies "Not at all m**..., I think we'd still be mates"
*Moves to australia*
Now here's a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down.
How do you get 3 q**... on one bar stool?
Turn it upside down.
Turn my frown upside down
Please make me giggle
What did the doctor tell the frowning kid with down syndrome?
"Turn that syndrome upside down!"
It took me 2 weeks to realize my calendar was printed upside-down.
What followed was an interesting turn of events.
I had a job as a waiter working at an upside down restaurant, the Management tried to fire me
but I turned the tables on them
Boobless calculator joke
There was a woman who had 69" b**....
For her those were two, two, two heavy.
She went to 51st Street to see Dr X.
The doctor operated on her 8 times.
After that she became 55378008
Turn it upside-down and it says “BOOBLESS.”
Jane and Erica are talking in heaven
"How did you die?" Jane asks Erica.
She replies, "I froze to death."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says Jane.
"It wasn't too bad, after a while you start to get a sort of peaceful feeling, just before you black out. How did you die?"
"Well," she says, "I suspected my husband was cheating so one day I came home early to catch him, but he was just watching TV. So I turned the entire house upside-down looking for another girl, and in the end I got a massive heart attack from exhaustion."
"Too bad you didnt look in the freezer," said Erica, "Or we might both still be alive."
The blonde and the 710 k**...
A blonde walks into an auto shop to ask a question.
Blonde: I have a k**... under the hood of my car that says 710 on it. It only turns one way and when I turn it, nothing happens. Can you tell me what it does?
Confused, the mechanic says show me.
She takes him out to her car and when the hood is raised, the blonde points to the 710 k**....
The mechanic laughs, rolls his eyes and says Madam, your OIL cap was put on upside down. Have a nice day!
Three men and the Fly that fell in the Scotch they were drinking
A Frenchman, a German and an Irishman were drinking Scotch. Suddenly a fly fell into each man's drink. The Frenchman says, I cannot drink this! The German flicks the fly out and downs his drink. The Irishman reaches into the glass, grabs the fly, turns it upside down over his drink and yells at the fly: Spit it out, spit it out!