Turkey Sandwich Jokes
25 turkey sandwich jokes and hilarious turkey sandwich puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about turkey sandwich that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Turkey Sandwich Short Jokes
Short turkey sandwich jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The turkey sandwich humour may include short tuna sandwich jokes also.
- What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich? A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the armenian genocide
- There's a strange new trend in my office... People have started naming food in the office fridge
Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin. - My wife made me a turkey sandwich from lunchmeat in the fridge. I told her I could not eat it... Doc said I had to quit cold turkey.
- After only a week of dating my girlfriend broke up with me because she doesn't like my comparisons... I feel worst than a turkey sandwich on a yacht.
- My New Year's resolution is to give up club sandwiches. But I don't think I can give up cold turkey.
- I was Hungary... ...So I Russia down the stairs, made a Turkey sandwich and had a chocolate Malta for dessert.
- What's fowl and swine, but people can't resist shoving down their t**...? A turkey and ham sandwich.
I'll see myself out.
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Turkey Sandwich One Liners
Which turkey sandwich one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with turkey sandwich? I can suggest the ones about chicken sandwich and sandwich.
- I no longer eat club sandwiches I quit cold turkey.
- I don't eat club sandwiches I quit cold Turkey
- I used to be addicted to frozen sandwiches But I decided to go cold turkey.
- I realized I was addicted to roast beef sandwiches So I went cold turkey.
- I used to be addicted to deli sandwiches ...but I quit cold turkey
Turkey Sandwich Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about turkey sandwich you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean subway sandwich jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make turkey sandwich pranks.
I saw a man on the street with a sign saying he was hungry.
I told him I had an extra sandwich and he could pick which one he wanted, turkey or roast beef. He looked at both sandwiches for about 30 seconds, them threw up his hands and ran off.
I wondered for a second, then I remembered,
"Beggars can't be choosers"
James Bond orders a sandwich
James Bond goes to a deli and orders a club sandwich.
The employee says to him, "Mr. Bond, we have ham or turkey. How would you like it?"
Bond replies, "bacon, not bird."
You wanna hear a geography joke?
Bob : "Hey Tom if you're Hungary I'll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich"
Tom : "Oman that was a bad joke"
Bob : "Yemen I know"
Tom : "You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes..."
Bob : "But Iraq at making jokes :("
An elderly couple go to the doctor...
...and the doctor says "now that you two are getting older your brains aren't at good as they used to be and your memory will likely suffer. I would suggest that you start writing things down in order to remember them." Later when the couple was home they were watching TV when the wife stood up and said " i'm going into the kitchen, do you want anything?" The husband then replied "Yea i'll have a turkey sandwich." The wife said "okay" then when she started walking to the kitchen the husband said "honey, you might want to write that down like the doctor said." She said she was fine then disappeared into the kitchen for about a half an hour. When she Emerged from the kitchen she was holding a very large ice cream sundae with banana, chocolate and an assortment of other things that you would find on a sundae. When the husband saw her he said "honey!!! You forgot the Peanuts!"
A hungry man stops at a small restaurant along the road...
to buy something to eat. Behind the bar is a very attractive young girl smiling at him. Next to her is a board that reads:
* Tuna Sandwich $8
* Beef Sandwich $9
* Turkey Sandwich $8.5
* h**... $5
After having read the board, the man asks the beautiful girl "Hey gorgeous are you the one giving h**... for 5 dollars?" to what the girls replies "Yes sir" with a big smile.
The man then tells her "Alright then go wash your hands and make me a tuna sandwich"
Two Sandwiches in a Deli
One day two sandwiches are sitting in a deli. One sandwich - a veggie sandwich - asks the other "Hey man, if you could be any kind of sandwich, what would you be?"
The other sandwich - a turkey sandwich - isn't in the mood. He retorts "I'm tired man. I don't feel like having a deep conversation right now."
But the veggie sandwich persists. "I'm sorry to bug you. It's just that I'm doing this study for a class. I need to know your response in order to fully understand the psyche and whims of a turkey sandwich. I promise, just the one question, and that's it."
The turkey sandwich replies "Look man, I'm happy just being a turkey sandwich. I know I'm not the most exotic food item out there, but I'm content with my situation."
The veggie sandwich tries taking a more motivational approach. "Come on man, I'm not trying to imply that you're not awesome. Of course you are. But surely you have dreams. We all have dreams. If you could be ANY kind of sandwich in the world, what would you be?"
The turkey sandwich is still reluctant to enter into anything resembling a philosophical conversation with the veggie sandwich. It's always ended poorly in the past, but he knows how relentless the veggie sandwich can be. "Fine," he says, knowing that he has to make a decision. "If pressed, I would be a panini."
Three men, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead are eating lunch...
... During their break at work. They all pull out their sandwiches and open them up to find out what they got to eat. First the redhead sees that he got ham and exclaims, "Ham again! If I get ham again I'm going to jump off a cliff and kill myself!" Next the brunette opens his sandwich and exclaims, "Turkey again! If I get turkey again I'm going to jump off a cliff and kill myself!" Lastly the blonde opens his sandwich and exclaims, "If I get peanut Butter and jelly one more time I'm going to jump off a cliff and kill myself!" The next day all three men got the same type of sandwich again and proceeded to the nearest cliff and jumped off.
Now the wifes are being interviewed:
The redheads wife says "If I would have known, I would have never done it!" And burst out crying The brunettes wife says "If I would have known I would have never done it!" And burst out crying. Lastly the blondes wife says "Hey don't look at me, he made his own sandwiches"
3 guys are eating lunch at work
The first guy pulls out a turkey sandwich.
"d**..., I hate turkey, if i get this tomorrow, I'm going to kill myself."
The second guy pulls out a pastrami sandwich.
"d**..., I hate pastrami, if i get this tomorrow, I'm going to kill myself."
The third guy pulls out a ham sandwich.
"d**..., I hate ham, if i get this tomorrow i'm going to kill myself."
So the next day all three men get the same sandwich as the day before, so they kill themselves.
At the f**..., two of the three wives were crying, as they felt responsible because they prepared the lunches.
However, the third guys wife was shaking her head. The other two wives asked "why aren't you crying" to which she replied
"That d**... makes his own lunch"