Turkey Country Jokes

Funniest Turkey Country Short Jokes

Short turkey country jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The turkey country humour may include short turkey jokes also.

1. What three countries did the giant eat? Got turkey, dipped it in Greece and fried it in Japan.
2. Don't know why some countries have food problems If you're Hungary you could pour Greece over Turkey and fry it in Japan.
3. It's a good thing Turkey and Hungary aren't neighbouring countries Because Hungary'd get hungry
4. A giant destroyed three countries the other day He picked up Turkey, dipped it in Greece and fried it in Japan.
5. Turkey, the country occupying Cyprus, an actual EU country, wants to join the EU They will have to sign the Mastic Treaty
6. Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
   The country there now is only an impostor.

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Turkey Country One Liners

Which turkey country one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with turkey country? I can suggest the ones about kids turkey and turkey day.

1. What country uses the most foul language? Turkey
2. I feel like I've eaten three countries! ...namely Turkey, Chile and Greece.
3. Fat persons three favorite countries!?? Turkey, Hungary, & Greece :D
4. Yo mama so fat... she didn't eat Thanksgiving turkey, she ate the country Turkey!
5. What's the tastiest country? Turkey.
6. What's the name of the country near Turkey? HUNGRY!!

Turkey Country Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about turkey country you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean turkey kid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make turkey country pranks.