Turbulence Jokes
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If your plane experiences turbulence, just pray. Works every time
Because no one alive has been able to claim otherwise.
I've been married three times. The second marrige was very turbulent and ended in total chaos.
It was a bad case of mid-wife crisis.
I was on a flight a few weeks ago, and our descent was very turbulent, followed by a hard landing that was quite jarring.
Once on the ground, our flight attendant announced, "Well, folks, that wasn't my fault, and it wasn't the captain's fault, but it was definitely the as-phalt."
The passenger reactions were a mix of chuckles and groans.
Shoutout to our Southwest Airlines flight crew from BUR-LAS flight 4606, good job keeping things safe!
Charlotte Bronte wrote a horror novel
Jane Scare
Emily wrote one about aircraft turbulence
Wuthering Flights
(I do apologise for this)
Avoiding Turbulence
I was flying in a small plane that was headed into a storm, and we started going through some bad turbulence. I buckled my seat belt, curled against the window, and closed my eyes.
"What are you doing?" my wife asked.
"I can't make the turbulence stop," I said, "but I can go to sleep so I don't suffer."
"But honey," she replied, "you're the pilot!"
Why are Martians always green when they land on Earth?
Turbulences
As my airplane was hitting a bad turbulance, I got on the loudspeakers with a soothing message for the passengers.
Apparently, "No pressure!" wasn't the best choice of words.
"Mr. Economist, what are your thoughts on the mullet?"
"It's one turbulent hairstyle. It's highly regulated in the front and free market in the back."
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