Turbulence Jokes

Following is our collection of fluctuation puns and commotion one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Turbulence jokes for adults, dirty loudspeaker jokes and clean airways dad gags for kids.

The Best Turbulence Puns

If your plane experiences turbulence, just pray. Works every time

Because no one alive has been able to claim otherwise.

Avoiding Turbulence

I was flying in a small plane that was headed into a storm, and we started going through some bad turbulence. I buckled my seat belt, curled against the window, and closed my eyes.

"What are you doing?" my wife asked.

"I can't make the turbulence stop," I said, "but I can go to sleep so I don't suffer."

"But honey," she replied, "you're the pilot!"

Charlotte Bronte wrote a horror novel

Jane Scare

Emily wrote one about aircraft turbulence

Wuthering Flights


(I do apologise for this)

There is an abundance of stewardess jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes and turbulence puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any copilot witze you can hear about turbulence.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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