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44 turban jokes and hilarious turban puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about turban that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Turban Short Jokes

Short turban jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The turban humour may include short hijab jokes also.

  1. I was walking around the city when i saw a man in a turban shaking his carpet on his balcony. I shouted at him: "What's wrong, it isn't starting?"
  2. I misplaced something at the office. A nice man in a turban helped me locate it. I guess it's true what they say. Sikh and you shall find.
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  3. I was invited to a party and was told "dress to kill" Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind
  4. Why do you never want to call a middle eastern man with a turban a Muslim? Because they are Sikh and tired of it!
  5. My friends kept saying they saw Muhammad walking around town. They never found him. I guess he was just a turban legend.
  6. How is the Middle East not leading the world in wind energy... ... they have almost one turban per person.
  7. Why was the Sikh man in the hospital? He wasn't just Sikh, he was turbanally ill.
    (I'm sorry)
  8. A guy wearing a turban walks into a bar The bartender asks "Is this some sort of Sikh joke?"
  9. To those bearded men in turbans who tried to convert me to your religion You make me Sikh!
  10. Did you guys hear about the Sikh man who roamed the London streets at night, looking for children to eat? Don't worry - it's just a turban legend.

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Turban One Liners

Which turban one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with turban? I can suggest the ones about mosque and ottoman.

  1. What do you call an insult from an Indian man in a Turban? A Sikh Burn!
  2. How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb? Sikhs.
  3. Saw a guy who wears a turban and who was coughing loudly I think he was Sikh
  4. Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes? Turban Outfitters!
  5. Did you hear about the turban-wearing rapper? He was laying down some Sikh beats.
  6. Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear? Turban Outfitters.
  7. I tried on a turban for the first time today ... Made me feel a bit Sikh
  8. What do you call a Sikh with a purple turban? Lavinder Singh
  9. How did my son win a Turban at school today? He was the champion of Hide and go Sikh
  10. How do the Taliban power their aircraft? Wind Turbans
  11. What do you call a website full of common Indian phrases and slang? Turban Dictionary
  12. What's your favorite game if you wear a turban? Hide-and-Sikh
  13. What did you call a turban master A Sikh Lord
  14. Did you hear about Fallout Boy's newest headwear? Yeah, now their selling Uma Turbans
  15. Did you hear about the new camouflage turban? It helps you hide and Sikh.

Turban joke, Did you hear about the new camouflage turban?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about turban can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of turban puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Great Turban Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about turban you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean toucan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make turban prank.

My buddy went to get a tattoo of an Indian on his back...

Half way through he said "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand."
The tattooist said "Hang on pal, I've only just finished his turban."

A man wakes up one morning to find that he's grown a thick beard and is wearing a turban....

He, being very concerned and disoriented, calls his boss in order to see if he can get the day off.
Man: "Boss, I just woke up with a turban and a long, thick beard. I think I need a day to figure things out."
Boss: " So what are you saying....?"
Man: "I'm calling in Sikh."

I asked a man in a turban why he wasn't fasting

He told me you don't have to fast for ramadan if you are Sikh.

I went for a tattoo.

I told the tattooist that I wanted a tattoo of an Indian on my back.
Half way through I said "put a tomahawk in his right hand."
"Tomahawk.?" "I have just finished his turban."

I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night...

...it'll be called "Hyde & Sikh".

A midget wearing a turban is walking down the street

He starts coughing violently and so someone asks if he is ok. He gets back and then says "I'm fine, I'm just a little Sikh."

What did the doctor say to the midget in a turban?

You're a little Sikh
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edit - d**... just realised this is way better if the title reads 'What did the Italian doctor say to the midget in a turban?'

A man wearing a turban walks into a doctor's office...

and the doctor says "What's wrong with you?", to which the man replies "Doctor, can't you see I'm Sikh?"

Did you see the guy wearing a turban doing tricks in the skate park?

Dude, it was Sikh.

I hate wearing my turban

It makes me Sikh 👳

Turban joke, I hate wearing my turban

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