Tupperware Jokes
46 tupperware jokes and hilarious tupperware puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tupperware that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tupperware Short Jokes
Short tupperware jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tupperware humour may include short refrigerator jokes also.
- Apparently the company that makes Tupperware is going bust, which is a surprise. I thought their finances would have been airtight.
- Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? Because he was looking for a tight seal. ;)
- Remember if you lose a sock in the dryer.... ....it comes back as a Tupperware lid, that doesn't fit any of your containers.
- Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware party? He heard there was gonna be some tight seals there!
- Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
- Why do people put leftover food in Tupperware? Because they want to throw it out, but just not for a few days.
- What's the difference between a Tupperware store and the gay male community? In a Tupperware store, there's an equal number of tops and bottoms
- My Dad told me this one tonight What do tupperware and walruses have in common? They both like a tight seal
- What do Trump and a Tupperware have in common? A long time ago they used to be white, now they're orange.
- Why did the tupperware get a divorce? Because he blew his lid when she tried to contain him
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Tupperware One Liners
Which tupperware one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tupperware? I can suggest the ones about walrus and avocado.
- How is a walrus like Tupperware? They're both looking for a tight seal.
- Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party? He wanted to find a tight seal.
- Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware store? Because he wanted a tight seal.
- What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store? Looking for the tight seal
- Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal.
- What do a tupperware collector and an eskimo have in common? They both like a tight seal
- What do a Walrus a Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal
- Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties? They're always looking for a tight seal.
- What company do you think has the most storage? Tupperware
- Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? So that he can find the tightest seal.
- How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike? They both like a tight seal.
- What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common? They both love a tight seal!
- What does a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? They both enjoy a tight Seal.
- Why did the sea lion buy Tupperware? He wanted to find a tight seal.
- How do we fight kitchen terrorism? By remaining Tupperware
Uplifting Tupperware Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about tupperware you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thermos jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tupperware pranks.
The best m**... weapon would be
a Tupperware lid because nobody would ever find it.
If you're going to m**... someone do it with a Tupperware top
No one will ever be able to find it.
What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?
They both like tight seals!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha, get it? Aaahahahhahaha. THEY BOTH LIKE TIGHT SEALS!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahhhaaaahad. I need to stop drinking.
Why do walruses like Tupperware?
because they're always looking for a tight seel
I guess the Tupperware lids in my house just graduate and go off to college or something.
What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
*What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
.. They both like a tight seal
*What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?
.. A lemon shaped rock
*What is brown and sticky?
..A brown stick
