Tupac Jokes
47 tupac jokes and hilarious tupac puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tupac that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tupac Short Jokes
Short tupac jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tupac humour may include short biggie jokes also.
- What's the one thing Tupac needed to work on? His ab routine. If he had a good ab routine, he would have been called Sixpac.
- A friend told me that there is a place the celebrities go after they fake their deaths. Michael Jackson is there. Elvis. Tupac. I thanked him for telling me about this
He replied "No Biggie." - Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead? - Tupac
- Biggie Smalls
- Eazy E
- Meek Mills - Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.
Friend: That's Ludacris. How kanye west your money like that? - A kid is dying at a hospital and wanta to meet eminem. The nurse then says
"He's pretty busy but you are going to meet Tupac real soon." - Why do arcades never put pac-man machines together? Because papparazzi would crowd them and say:"Hey look! Its tupac, man!
- I asked my rapper friend if I could borrow a backpack He said he had tupacs
- Yesterday I bought... ...a tupac of 50 cent eminem's
- I got some knockoff beats I got some knockoff beats by Dre headphones called beats by Tupac, but they had holes in them.
- Just bought a Tupac of Eminems for 50 Cents It was Ludacris!
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Tupac One Liners
Which tupac one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tupac? I can suggest the ones about gangsta and rap.
- What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack? A Tupac...
- How do you make a Tupac cocktail? Start by putting six shots in it.
- Why can't rappers take holidays? They always forget Tupac.
- What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much? Tupac-aday
- What did Tupac say when his best friend died? No Biggie.
- why were the rappers late for their flight? they forgot tupac
- If you have a six pack and get shot four times in the stomach, what do you have? A Tupac
- Why was Biggie hungry at school? He forgot Tupac his lunch!
*knee slap* - Why did Tupac go to the gym? To get a sixpac!
(Thank you 7th grade me) - What rapper doesn't work out enough? Tupac.
- Yo'mama is so dumb... She thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.
- Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones? They were just 2G's
- So I accidentally got a tupac album but it's no biggie
- Have you ever heard of Tupac? You probably haven't, he's pretty underground
- What did the dyslexic fortune teller say to Tupac? You're caput!
Tupac Shakur Jokes
Here is a list of funny tupac shakur jokes and even better tupac shakur puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Have you heard of Canada's answer to Tupac Shakur? Sixpac Fershur
- Elvis Presley, Tupac Shakur, and Kim Kong Un go into a bar. Elvis order a Peach Brandy, Tupac ordered a Hennessy. They just placed Kim Jong Un sitting up against a wall because he's really dead.
- What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?... They were both shot in Vegas!
- Yo mamma so s**... She thought tupac shakur was a jewish holiday
Charming Humor Tupac Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about tupac you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean snoop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tupac pranks.
What's it called when Tupac makes a taco?
g**... wrap.
What did Tupac say when he drove a steam train?
*I didn't choose the c**... life, the c**... life chose me.*
Tupac walked into his boss's office....
His boss said, "Sit down, we need to talk. I am firing you. You need Tupac your things and go."
I heard someone proposed a Tupac movie.
But it was shot down.
Why did Tupac have 2 backpacks?
He had a lot Tupac
