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Are you looking for a laugh? Look no further! We have a great collection of tunnel jokes to brighten your day. From tunnel vision to carpal tunnel and skids to the subway, we have jokes from every corner of the underground compartment. So get ready to have a good time and let the tunnel jokes roll!

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Funniest Tunnel Short Jokes

Short tunnel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tunnel humour may include short trench jokes also.

  1. A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel
    A REALIST sees a freight train
    The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks
  2. Why are New Yorkers always so depressed? Q: Why are New Yorkers always so depressed?
    A: The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
  3. Deep. Pessimist sees nothing but dark in the tunnel.
    Optimist sees light in the end of the tunnel.
    Realist sees light from incoming train.
    Engine-driver sees three idiots standing on the track.
  4. Why are people from New York always depressed. Because the light at the end of the tunnel is always Jersey.
  5. Why is everyone in New York depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey
  6. Why are people in New York always so sad? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is *New Jersey*
  7. The Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The Optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
    The Realist sees the approaching freight train.
    The Train Driver sees 3 idiots about to get run over...
  8. Death must be really boring for subway drivers. A light at the end of the tunnel is just a regular workday.
  9. I told my boyfriend that he better start treating me like a princess So he flew me to Paris, got me drunk, and drove me into a tunnel pillar at 105 km/h.
  10. My girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess So I took her to Paris.
    We went to wonderful restaurants and stayed in an expensive hotel.
    Then I crashed our car in a tunnel and she died.

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Tunnel One Liners

Which tunnel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tunnel? I can suggest the ones about cave and underground.

  1. What do you get if you cross Prince Charles and The Queen? Killed in a tunnel
  2. Not everyone may think digging tunnels is exciting Some may even call it boring
  3. I thought digging tunnels would be exciting… Turns out it's boring
  4. what is the disease that killed princes diana? Car pole tunnel syndrome
  5. I've never been fond of making tunnels. It's just boring.
  6. What did the wind tunnel say to the aerospace engineer? I'm a big fan!
  7. What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
  8. Even if I end up being a civil engineer I won't build tunnels. Because it's boring.
  9. Just hurt my wrists digging a hole between two koi ponds. I think it's carpal tunnel.
  10. What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Philip? Murdered in a tunnel in Paris
  11. Guess what my Valentine gave me? Carpal Tunnel...
  12. 2021 wasn't a light at the end of the tunnel It was a train
  13. Digging tunnels is the most boring thing on Earth.
  14. Why are New Yorkers so depressed Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey
  15. What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

Tunnel Boring Jokes

Here is a list of funny tunnel boring jokes and even better tunnel boring puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Elon Musk's tunnel-digging venture just got approved for expansion... Even more boring than before!
  • I took at job at Elon Musk's tunnelling company, I quit after two weeks. It was a boring job.
  • Why is building a bridge better than building a tunnel? One is riveting, the other is boring.
  • What's the worst thing of making tunnels? It's boring
  • I was going to show you a video about a drill machine digging a tunnel. But it's too boreing.
  • Elon Musk's new tunnel boring machine is.... quite a ground breaking invention.
  • I've been operating the same tunnel-digging machine for years... ...it was boring when I started, and it's still boring now.
  • I had to quit my job digging subway tunnels... ...tube boring
  • What do you call a small tunnel in Mexico? A bore-itto
  • Driving through a tunnel isn't much fun. It's really just a bore.

Carpal Tunnel Jokes

Here is a list of funny carpal tunnel jokes and even better carpal tunnel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I thought I had an STD once... turned out it was just carpal tunnel.
  • Why was the fish a slow typer He had Carp-al Tunnel
  • My dad got carpal tunnel syndrome from being on a keyboard in an office all day. It got so bad his boss made him get rid of the piano.
  • Why couldn't the Italian talk? Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
  • The only good thing about developing carpal tunnel... Now when I jack it, it really does feel like someone else's hand.
  • Tomb Raider gave me carpal tunnel syndrome. ...and that was just the box art.
  • A group of programmers painstakingly made a small underground passage, that somehow got smaller if it was used too often. They called it the Carpal Tunnel
  • Have you heard about the injury during women's volleyball? It might just be carpal tunnel, I should be fine next week.
  • How did the fish get from one lake to the next? They took the carpal tunnel.
  • If it wasn't for Carpal Tunnel I wouldn't know when to stop m**....
Tunnel joke, If it wasn't for Carpal Tunnel

Underground Tunnel Jokes

Here is a list of funny underground tunnel jokes and even better underground tunnel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • As I was driving underground with strangers, my wrist began to hurt It must be carpool tunnel syndrome
  • My doctor said to be careful when i drive underground with other people in the car Otherwise i might get carpool tunnel syndrome
  • What is a painful experience driving with others underground called? Carpool tunnel
  • What's a danger in driving underground with friends? Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
  • I rode to work today in the underground HOV lane... They called it the carpool tunnel.
  • The English professor at once realized that the underground tunnel's never gonna get finished. It's s**... to think it's gonna see the light of the day.

Tunnel Vision Jokes

Here is a list of funny tunnel vision jokes and even better tunnel vision puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If a tennis player can get tennis elbow Does that mean a gynecologist can get tunnel vision?
  • If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get? Tunnel Vision
  • I woke up this morning and thought I had tunnel vision. Luckily it was a false alarm, the wife just fancied a 69.
  • What did yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnel vision? All icy is you!
    I legit thought of this joke when i was like 10 and im so proud i remembered it.
  • What's the biggest draw-back of being a male gynecologist? Tunnel vision.
Tunnel joke, What's the biggest draw-back of being a male gynecologist?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about tunnel can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of tunnel puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Tunnel Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about tunnel you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hole jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make tunnel prank.

A woman visits her husband in prison

Before leaving, she tells a correction officer:
"You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!"
The officer laughs, saying:
"Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his own cell!"
"b**...! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!"

Know why New Yorkers are so cynical?

For them, the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What do you get if you cross Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip?

killed in a french tunnel.

Two moles

Two moles are going down a tunnel. The one behind says: I think I smell molasses.

see the light

The pessimist sees no light in the tunnel.
The optimist see the light at the end of the tunnel.
The realist sees that the light is a train.
The train driver sees only three fools on the track.

Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with building HOV lanes through mountains?

Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with building HOV lanes through mountains?
Classic case of carpool tunnel syndrome

4 different views of a tunnel

PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel.
REALIST: A train.
TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.

So my friend absolutely will not, cannot carpool.

He just flat out refuses to carpool. He has this irrational fear that if he carpools and the car crashes in a tunnel, he'll be trapped because there are too many people in the car.
It's called Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.

What do you call it when a group of people in a single vehicle travel through a lengthy underpass?

Carpool tunnel!

My wrists hurt every time I drive through a tunnel with passengers.

The doctor diagnosed me with Carpool Tunnel.

I'm getting tired of riding to work from New Jersey to Manhattan with my neighbors

I guess I'm getting Carpool Tunnel syndrome

I have a lift off a colleague to work everyday, and always feel ill when we go under bridges....

I think I must have carpool tunnel syndrome.

Two men and two women are on a train.

There is a mother and daughter on their way to have a holiday, and there is an old general and his valet, a young sergeant. The train goes through a tunnel, and everything is dark. There is a *mwsshk!* and a *s**...!* and the train leaves the tunnel.
The mother thinks, "that young man stole a kiss from my daughter and got slapped for it!"
The daughter thinks, "that young man tried to kiss me, and kissed my mother by mistake!"
The general thinks, "that upstart pup steals a kiss and I get slapped for it."
The sergeant thinks, "not bad! I just kiss my hand and get to slap the general, and here comes another tunnel!"

What is globalization?

Question : What is globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana's death
Question : How come?
Answer :
An English princess with an
Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a
German car with a
Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was high on
Scottish whiskey, followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi, on
Japanese motorcycles, treated by an
American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a
Canadian, using
Bill Gates' technology which he got from the
Japanese.
And you are probably reading this on
one of the IBM clones that use
Philippine-made chips, and
Korean made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi
workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries
driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally
sold to you by a Chinese!

Why I won't carpool.

I thought about carpooling with some co-workers to work, but the problem is that on the way to the office we have to go through a tunnel. I'm deathly afraid of this situation. Turns out I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

Tunnel

Pesimist only sees the darkness in the tunnel.
Optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel.
Realist sees that that light is in fact a train.
The train conductor sees 3 fools on the railroad track.

A friend an I share a ride to work

But every time we went through a tunnel our hands would start to hurt.
Turns out it was Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

My Wife told me to treat her like a princess

So I put her in the back of my car and crashed it into a tunnel

My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel.

I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.

I was desperate for a job, so my friend offered me one as a test subject in a wind tunnel

But i wasnt a fan

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

You know why I Hate Carpools?

Everytime I go through a tunnel my wrist hurts.

A pessimist, an optimist and a realist talk about what they see...

The pessimist says: "I see a dark tunnel."
The optimist says: "I see light at the end of the tunnel."
The realist says: "I think I see a train!"
The train driver screams: "Three morons on the rails!"

The light at the end of the tunnel,

Are the front lights of a train.

The pessimist sees a dark tunnel...

The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel
The realist sees two lights at the end of the tunnel
... and the engineer can see three idiots standing on the rails.

The pessimist only sees darkness into the tunnel...

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel
The realist sees a light approaching into the tunnel
The train driver sees 3 arseholes walking over the railway

Why are New Yorkers so skeptical about everything?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey

My friend died from an e**... after lighting his f**... on fire.

But I know he's at peace because the last thing he saw was a light at the end of his tunnel.

An optimist sees the light in the tunnel

An optimist sees the light in the tunnel.
A pessimist sees the darkness in the tunnel.
A realist sees the train in the tunnel and the conductor sees 3 idiots on the rails.

Complained to my doctor about getting sore wrists every time I give my friends a ride through the underpass...

He told me I had carpool tunnel syndrome.

Doctors are reporting a new disease affecting commuters in New York.

It only appears to be affecting drivers traveling in groups through the Lincoln Holland Tunnels. The symptoms are pain in the hands and wrists.
Doctors are calling it Car Pool Tunnel syndrome.

Due to the recession and to save on energy costs,

the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.

Did you hear about the tunnel the escaped prisoners dug under the jail?

It was a runaway success.

A prisoner spends years digging a tunnel out of jail ...

He comes up inside a preschool yard. He starts jumping up and down and screaming "I'm free!! I'm free!!"
A little kid tugs on his pants. The prisoner looks down and the kid says nonchalantly: "So what? I'm four."

When a musician's fingers move really fast across a piano, they're considered a prodigy and a genius.

But when i go even faster on full-screen rhythm games on my iPad, I'm "lazy", "going to get carpal tunnel syndrome", "unproductive", and "ruining the f**..., Emily".

3 witch fugitives were cornered by police

The redhead yelled "AIR" and a gust of wind carried her to safety.
The brunette yelled "EARTH" and a tunnel to safety appeared underneath her.
The blonde yelled "FIRE" so the police did.

My friend gave me a ride to work but every time we drove under a bridge my joints started aching.

Guess I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

I used to work for a mining company . . .

It was a boring job; just a slow daily grind.
I would find myself in a depression everyday; unable to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
One day, the whole drill got to be too dull and as I was about to do something to remedy the situation, everything started to crumble down around me.
I decided I needed to get out of there in a hurry.
So I went for a drink, but as luck would have it, everyone refused to serve a miner.

It was my turn to drive in the car pool to work today.

After I picked up Steve we had to drive through a tunnel. There was a semi truck coming down the wrong lane and I had to swerve to moss him. When I got to work my wrist was hurting really bad. It must have been from that car pool tunnel.

Why are New Yorker's sad?

The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What do you get when crossing the Queen and Prince Philip?

Killed in a motorway tunnel

I had to give up using the work carpool as I got panic attacks every time we drove through a tunnel.

I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

The pessimist doesn't se the the light at the end of the tunnel, the optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel, the realist sees the train in the tunnel...

... and the the train driver sees the three insane people on rails.

I hate driving through tunnels [OC]

They're always so dark and scary. My hands always start shaking whenever I'm driving through one with my mates.
I think I have carpool tunnel syndrome

Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.

A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. 
When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
"Why not?" "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute !!"

Why do Long Islander's have the lowest s**... rate in the US?

Jersey is the light at the end of the tunnel.

I have a weird mental health issue where I have to get out and pull my car every time I go through a tunnel.

It's car-pull tunnel syndrome.

Whenever I'm down, I always look forward to the light at the end of the tunnel.

I really hope it's a train this time.

a lady visits her husband in a prison

A lady visits her husband in a prison. After talking to him she talks to a prison administrator:
"Shouldn't my husband be treated better? All this hard work he has to do!"
"What hard work?" asks the administrator "he's a librarian here."
"Well," replies the lady, "he was telling me something about digging a tunnel every night..."

Old one but, your royal highness:

What do you get if you cross Prince Charles and the Queen?

Killed in a tunnel

Why are New Yorkers always so grumpy?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

A pessimist sees only the tunnel. An optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. A realist thinks the light is probably inside the tunnel.

A train driver sees three idiots standing in the middle of the track

A state trooper is sitting at the end of a tunnel and pulls over a motorist for speeding.

License and registration the officer says.
No problem replies the motorist.
What are you doing out so late sir? the officer asks.
Just had a late night at work he replies.
Really? What do you do for work? the officer says.
Well...I'm an a**... stretcher he says.
An a**... stretcher?
Yeah, I take a**... and stretch them as far as you want, up to 6 feet
What would anyone do with a six foot a**...?! The office exclaims.
Well, the state gives them a car and puts one at the end of a tunnel!

A pessimist, optimist, and realist are standing in a tunnel.

The pessimist thinks about the darkness surrounding them. The optimist thinks about the light they will reach at the end. The realist thinks about freight trains that might be near.
And the train conductor thinks about what might happen if these 3 idiots don't move

The tunnel

An Englishman, a Frenchmen, a young woman, and an old lady, are sitting together on a train when it goes through a tunnel. A loud slap is heard, and then the Frenchman is rubbing his face.
The old lady thinks 'I bet he tried to touch the young woman, and she slapped him'
The young woman thinks 'I bet he tried to touch the old lady thinking it was me, and she slapped him'
The Frenchman thinks 'I bet the Englishman tried to touch the young woman, and she thought it was me, so she slapped me'
The Englishman thinks 'I can't wait for the next tunnel so I can slap him again'

What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the Queen?

Murdered in a tunnel in France

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. A realist sees a freight train.

The train driver sees 3 idiots standing in the way of his train.

Tunnel joke, A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. A realist sees

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