The Best 5 Tunic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tunic jokes. There are some tunic jacket jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tunic broward puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tunic Jokes and Puns

A soldier is running from Military Police. He runs up to a nun, and asks, out of breath: "Please... may I hide under your tunic?"

..."I'll explain later."

The nun nods in agreement.

A moment later, two Military Police officers show up and ask:

"Sister, have you seen a soldier here?"

The nun shakes her head. MPs run off, and the soldier crawls out from under her tunic and says, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria. I want to return to my family..."

The nun nods and smiles.

The soldier, relieved, adds jokingly: "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun smiles, and replies in a deep voice "Well lad, if you had looked a bit higher, you would've seen a great pair of balls… guess we're both not going to Syria."

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

Why did Uncle Owen buy a thick white tunic?

... to keep lukewarm at night

I just saw a No Entry sign.

I think the common term is a "tunic".

I was at the job interview today and my interviewer told me I was a bit old-fashioned for his company.

On the other hand, he did like my tunic and fedora.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tunic poncho jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tunic shirt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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