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Funniest Tunes Short Jokes

Short tunes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tunes humour may include short tuning jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and a bucket of glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
2. We just got home from karaoke. My wife tried to sing with a mouth full of chick peas I told her to hummus a tune
3. How do you know when an accordion player is at your door? You can hear the off-tune wheezing before they even start playing.
4. What’s worse than a room full of accordionists? A room full of out-of-tune accordionists.
5. Whats the difference between a guitar a tuna and glue You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish and your probably wondering what about the glue... I knew you would get stuck on that
6. Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"... Helen Keller went to town,
   A-ridin' on a pony,
   Stuck a feather in her hat
   and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"
7. Millions of people tuned in attentively to the world's best music last night. And everyone at the Grammy's were able to too after the ceremony was over.
8. What do you call an accordion player who also bakes? A musician who knows how to roll out a tune and dough at the same time.
9. Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
   A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
10. It's very easy to clean yourself to the tune of "Uptown Funk". Don't believe me? Just wash.

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Tunes One Liners

Which tunes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tunes? I can suggest the ones about songs and taps.

1. I'm about to reveal a secret to being an excellent guitar player Stay tuned
2. How can you tell when an accordion is out of tune? When it sounds normal.
3. Why was the polka musician a good gardener? He knew how to pick the right tune-ips!
4. What’s the difference between an accordion and a chainsaw? You can tune a chainsaw.
5. Do you want to know the secret of making your guitar sound better? If so, stay tuned.
6. How long does it take to tune a double bass? Nobody knows.
7. What is the best way to tune a bagpipe? With a Pitchfork!
8. What do you call music in a psychiatric hospital? Looney Tunes!
9. I sing like an amputee I can't hold a note. I can't carry a tune.
10. Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned
11. What happens if you slap a tuning fork? It hertz
12. What do you hear when a crazy person sings? Looney tunes.
13. You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing? A pitchfork
14. How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes? On a boombox.
15. What's Bugs Bunny's favourite music? Looney Tunes

Looney Tunes Jokes

Here is a list of funny looney tunes jokes and even better looney tunes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I will only listen to the theme song from "Looney Tunes" while I'm driving. It's a car tune.
• So how is the new Looney Tunes video game? I don't like it, it has a lot of bugs.
• What do you call a crazy song about a duck and a rabbit? Looney Tunes
• What do you a call a musical looney tunes character The Tasmanian treble
• Who's David Camerons' favourite Looney Tunes character? Porky Pig.
• Lebron better than Jordan?
  Ha! Yea right.
  Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.

Rib-Tickling Tunes Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about tunes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sings jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tunes pranks.