Tune Jokes

Funniest Tune Short Jokes

Short tune jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tune humour may include short piano tuning jokes also.

1. We just got home from karaoke. My wife tried to sing with a mouth full of chick peas I told her to hummus a tune
2. How do you know when an accordion player is at your door? You can hear the off-tune wheezing before they even start playing.
3. What’s worse than a room full of accordionists? A room full of out-of-tune accordionists.
4. Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"... Helen Keller went to town,
   A-ridin' on a pony,
   Stuck a feather in her hat
   and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"
5. Millions of people tuned in attentively to the world's best music last night. And everyone at the Grammy's were able to too after the ceremony was over.
6. What do you call an accordion player who also bakes? A musician who knows how to roll out a tune and dough at the same time.
7. It's very easy to clean yourself to the tune of "Uptown Funk". Don't believe me? Just wash.
8. Lebron James is going to be in Space Jam 2 It's going to be really weird when Lebron quits the Tune Squad and joins up with the Monstars midway through the movie
9. What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?
   You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
   "What about the glue?"
   I knew you'd get stuck on that.
10. I heard an Iraqi guitar tutor is offering to teach guitarists songs in obscure tunings Lessons will be in BAGDAD

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Tune One Liners

Which tune one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tune? I can suggest the ones about song and guitar tuning.

1. I'm about to reveal a secret to being an excellent guitar player Stay tuned
2. How can you tell when an accordion is out of tune? When it sounds normal.
3. Why was the polka musician a good gardener? He knew how to pick the right tune-ips!
4. Do you want to know the secret of making your guitar sound better? If so, stay tuned.
5. How long does it take to tune a double bass? Nobody knows.
6. What is the best way to tune a bagpipe? With a Pitchfork!
7. What do you call music in a psychiatric hospital? Looney Tunes!
8. I sing like an amputee I can't hold a note. I can't carry a tune.
9. Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned
10. What happens if you slap a tuning fork? It hertz
11. What do you hear when a crazy person sings? Looney tunes.
12. You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing? A pitchfork
13. How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes? On a boombox.
14. What's Bugs Bunny's favourite music? Looney Tunes
15. What note does a narcissistic pianists use to tune a piano? Mi mi mi mi mi

Out Of Tune Jokes

Here is a list of funny out of tune jokes and even better out of tune puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I will only listen to the theme song from "Looney Tunes" while I'm driving. It's a car tune.
• How many songs do you need to write if you really want to make some money with them? Four tunes.
• What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a folk guitarist? A rock guitarist can play all night without tuning and folk guitarist can tune all night without playing.
• My wife and I found this GREAT chickpea spread..... it's so good we wish it could SING. But all it could do was hummus a tune.
• I saw a guy tuning a piano, and said "Betcha can't tune a fish!" Without missing a beat, he replied... "Sure I can, just gotta use the C scale!"
• What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
• What's the difference between a saxophone and a chain saw? You can tune a chain saw.
  Alternate answer: vibrato.
• Apparently a dog whistle in inaudible to the human ear. Just think, my pet could be sitting in front of me whistling a tune and I can't hear a thing.
• There's a TV show on later that will teach you how to make your guitar sound better. Stay tuned.
• My wife sang, "What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?" I replied, "Evidently not."

Tune Up Jokes

Here is a list of funny tune up jokes and even better tune up puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My wife's female intuition is so finely tuned... ...she knows I'm wrong before I even open my mouth.
• I suggested that the call centre I work at should use the A-Team theme tune as their hold music and my boss agreed I love it when a plan comes together
• What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas tune? Jungle Bells.
• If you have an E85 tune on a Cobb accessport You officially have corn on the cobb
• Which forks work at the radio station? Tuning Forks.
• Weird Al and vin diesel should team up with a chip tune band Then they could be Al, Vin & The Chip Monks
• How does a physicist tune a piano? With string theory.
• My optician told me my glasses needed some tuning... ... but now I can C# again.
• Opened up the shed today and realized my handsaw needed tuning It was a bit sharp
• What do you call a synthesizer-guitar that's out of tune? A Synthaxe error!!!

Unearthly Funniest Tune Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about tune you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jingle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tune pranks.