The Best 7 Tundra Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tundra jokes. There are some tundra igloo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tundra lexus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tundra Jokes and Puns

Once upon a time, there were two cavemen...

There were two cavemen overlooking the tundra.

Caveman 1: Hey look! A flock of elephants!

Caveman 2: Herd?

Caveman 1: Herd of what?

Caveman 2: HERD of elephants.

Caveman 1: 'course I have! There's a flock of them, right over there!

Two of my mom's sisters moved to the Alaskan wilderness.

it's a double aunt tundra

I've been having trouble meeting girls, so I asked my dad for some advice. He said that if I wanted to break the ice, the next time I go out, I should use this pickup line...

"Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Dodge Ram, Toyota Tundra, Nissan Titan, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline..."

Tundra joke, I've been having trouble meeting girls, so I asked my dad for some advice. He said that if I wanted

Eskimos

An Eskimo was riding across the tundra on his snowmobile, when it started sputtering. The Eskimo cruised into town, and stopped at a mechanic's shop. After five or ten minutes, the mechanic returns and says, "Look's like you just blew a seal." The Eskimo replied, "Do I have something in my beard?"

KGB is Always Watching!

One night man tries escape from gulag.
Makes his way to cabin in middle of tundra. Inside is plain, but many family pictures on walls. He falls asleep. In middle of night he is put in sack and dragged out. The next morning he is shot like dog.
Pictures are windows. KGB always watching.


In a tundra, a man was trying to shelter himself from the weather

It was hurting like hail.

Friend: I'm going to spend the whole fall and winter up on the Arctic Tundra.

Me: Wow, that's dark, dude.

Tundra joke, Friend: I'm going to spend the whole fall and winter up on the Arctic Tundra.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tundra antarctica jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tundra roads piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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