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118 tuna jokes and hilarious tuna puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about tuna that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Whether you're looking for an afternoon chuckle or a funny one-liner for your next subway tuna sandwich, these tuna-related jokes will have you rolling on the floor. From salmon fillet puns to sushi-inspired wordplay, there's something here for everyone who loves the delicious delight of tuna fish.

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Best Short Tuna Jokes

Short tuna puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tuna humour may include short salmon jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano? You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
  2. Tuna must age about five times faster than humans. This is supported by the fact that tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes.
  3. Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster? A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
  4. A crab, a tuna, a lobster, and a Chinese man being run over by a steam roller. What doesn't belong? The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.
  5. Given the terms crab , tuna , lobster , and Chinese guy caught in an avalanche of boulders , which does not fit? Ans: tuna . The other 3 are crushed asians.
  6. What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and a bucket of glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
  7. I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums. He was a professional tuna.
  8. Whats the difference between a guitar a tuna and glue You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish and your probably wondering what about the glue... I knew you would get stuck on that
  9. What does a piano, a tuna and glue have in common? You can tuna piano but can't piano a tuna
  10. Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
    A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.
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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about tuna can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of tuna puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Tuna One Liners

Which tuna one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tuna? I can suggest the ones about sushi and tuba.

  1. What do you call a tuna with a monocle? SOFISHTICATED
  2. How long should you microwave fish for? Tuna half minutes.
  3. What do Timon and Pumbaa order at Italian Restaurants? >!The Tuna Piccata!<
  4. Guess how many fish I got from the market? Tuna half.
  5. What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made? A nut for a jar of tuna.
  6. What do you call two sodiums? Tuna
  7. How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar? They both come in little cans.
  8. Which fish is made out of 2 atoms of sodium? Tuna
  9. Why did the cat stop singing? Because it was out of tuna.
  10. How do you make an aquarium sound better? You tuna fish
  11. What do you call 2 sodium atoms in the ocean? tuNa
  12. What's saltier than a tuNa? A barNaCle
  13. Why do the French never eat tuna sandwiches? Because bread is pain and fish is poisson
  14. What's in common between tuna and Jared from Subway? They both come in little cans.
  15. Why do tuna factory workers take vacations? Because they can!

Tuna Fish Jokes

Here is a list of funny tuna fish jokes and even better tuna fish puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?
    You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
    "What about the glue?"
    I knew you'd get stuck on that.
  • Why do fish always sing off key? You can't tuna fish.
  • What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
  • What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you cant tuna fish.
  • What does Jabba the Hutt wear when he eats fish? A Bib For-Tuna
  • What is the sub-genre of metal preferred by most tuna fish? Alba-core.
  • How is a piano similar to a fish? You can tune a piano, and you also can tuna fish
  • Two tuna fish passing by a submarine. Big Tuna Mommy says: Don't be scared little Tuna, these are canned humans.
    -I read this joke when I was five. I still think it's funny. -
  • The fish's guitar sounded terrible. He must've forgotten his tuna.
  • What do you call a fish that can't sing? An out-of-tuna!

Tuna Sandwich Jokes

Here is a list of funny tuna sandwich jokes and even better tuna sandwich puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A cat walks into a bar…. A cat walks into a bar and says:
    „I'd like a tuna sandwich and a … beer .
    The bartender asks: „Why the small pause?
  • Sometimes Sometimes I like to stand in front of my fishbowl, eating a tuna sandwich. Let 'em know who's boss.
  • TIFU by mishearing my customer' order and making her a Subway sandwich with tuna, which I later learned she was allergic to. Whoops. Wrong sub.
  • Sometimes Sometimes I'll stand in front of my fishbowl eating a tuna sandwich, just so they know their place.
  • A cat sauntered in and sat at the bar. "Tuna", ordered the cat. "Salad or sandwich?" Asked The bartender. "What do you think I am a human?"
  • Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible? It was out of tuna...
  • Did you hear the one about the armless man and the tuna sandwich? **He didn't make it.**

Canned Tuna Jokes

Here is a list of funny canned tuna jokes and even better canned tuna puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I used to work for Chicken of the Sea, until a new supervisor became convinced that I was actually a tuna disguised as a human It was because of this that I was later wrongfully canned
  • What do Roman Polanski and Bumblebee Tuna have in common? They both come in little cans.
  • The Tuna thought he was doing a great job at work. Instead, he was canned.
  • How many cans of tuna can a toucan can if a toucan can can tuna? Two cans!
  • Why do l**... keep open cans of tuna around their homes? Potpourri.
Tuna joke, Why do l**... keep open cans of tuna around their homes?

Amusing & Witty Tuna Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about tuna you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean taco jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make tuna prank.

How do fish find their way in the dark?

They follow the light tuna

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What's the difference between...

Requires the receivers input so I will just tell the full joke. It's given me quite a bit of laughs and sighs so I thought I would share it!
What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a bathtub full of glue?
"I dont know!"
Well you can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
"What about the bathtub of glue?"
I thought you might get stuck on that one!

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Whats the difference between a piano a can of tuna and a bucket of glue...

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna
(Random person) "what about the bucket of glue?"
(You) "I knew you would get stuck on that"

At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin his training?

Tuna half.

Is that a tuna roll in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi

yuk yuk yuk

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

I can hear my cat's stomach growling in D#...

I better get him a tuna.

Dad: What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a p**... of glue? Son: I don't know, what?

Dad: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Son: But, Dad, what about the glue?
Dad: I knew you'd get stuck there!

If you have three tuna and take away one half, what do you have?

Two 'n' a half -OR- tuna half.

If girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice ...

Why do they smell like tuna?

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

What's the difference between a Piano, a Tuna, and a tub of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna. As for the glue... well I knew you'd get stuck on that one.
This joke might seem a little fishy, but I find it key to tell a joke that can really stick with people.

Why did the tuna cross the strait?

To get to the other tide.

Why was the fisherman upset with his new property?

After selling his sole for a small plaice perched by the sea (something to the tuna 500 square feet), he found something fishy within contract and realised he cod do better if he weren't such a cheap-skate.

I made a tuna salad this morning.

s**... thing didn't even eat it.

I just fell victim to a dad joke

Dad: What do you get when you cross a tuna, a piano, and glue.
Me: I don't know?
Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Me: What about the glue?
Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that part.

I got fired from my job at a tuna cannery because I came into work dressed as Ironman.

I told them this was who I was now, and they were being Starkist.

What is a jawa's favorite style of pasta?

Rotini
Sorry, was picking out pasta for tuna casserole and it made me laugh.

I looked at the bottom of a tuna tin and it said: "Best Before Date"

I thought, "No, it isn't."

If romeo and juliet were tuna...

they would be Starkist lovers.

How are fish and guitars similar.

You can tuna fish and you can tuna guitar.

How do you get a sea creature to play music?

You tuna fish

What do you call 2 sodium atoms?

TuNa.

A man messaged his ex : Just now ate a tuna taco and suddenly you came in my mind

She messaged him back : just now ordered a mini hot dog , it came in just 2 minutes. Suddenlu you came in my mind

Why did the squirrel bury the tuna?

Because if you spell it backwards, it's a nut.

What do you call a s**... tuna?

An Alba-w**....

Why can't tuna swim past Townsville?

Because they will be in Cairns

What do you call it when you have a fish on the line but it gets away?

Herring Loss.
Alternatively:
Q: Why was it so difficult for the old man to reel in his fish?
A: He was hard of herring.
Q: How can fish just ignore you completely?
A: They just tuna you out.
Q: Why is Timmy afraid to go out to sea?
A: Lassie had to get help after he fell down a whale.

You're hungry. In the fridge there is a bag of bread, jar of jam, a can of tuna, and some milk. To answer the riddle, what do you open first?

This thread!

What do you call the offspring of a tuna and a manatee?

An oppor-tuna-tee!

Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference"

Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: Ah i knew you'd get stuck on that

You cannot fit inside a tuna can

But a tuna can

A guy at work takes out his lunchbag and looks inside

He sighs and says "a tuna sandwich again? I'm getting tired of this."
The next day during the lunch break he takes out his lunch bag, opens it, looks inside and again he sighs, saying "every single day for lunch, a tuna sandwich. I really can't take it anymore."
His friend says to him "if you're so unhappy with the same tuna sandwich every day, why don't you just ask your wife to make something else for you?"
The guy replies "I'm the one who makes the lunch."

What Are We Eating?

A can of tuna has a picture of a tuna fish
A pack of Ham has a picture of a pig
Turkey has a picture of a turkey
Egg carton has a picture of a chicken
Beef has a picture of a cow
Dogfood has a picture of a dog

A Subway sandwich maker has a very eccentric regular customer.

The eccentric customer always orders a tuna sandwich, but heavily modified, made with an extra cup of mayo, smothered in chili peppers, red peppers, onions, and pickles, then toasted until it's burnt. It looks and smells disgusting and the worker dreads it when he sees that customer come in.
Finally he asks his boss if he can just not wait on that customer. His boss asks why.
The worker screams in frustration: "I hate the mods on that sub!"

what's the difference between a guitar, a fish and a p**... of glue

you can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish!
what about the glue
I knew you would get stuck on that one

What's bigger than a tuna?

A threena.

Why do fishermen catch and sell so much tuna?

Because they can!

I have trouble keeping their jobs these days...

First I was working at a potato farm, but then I was sacked.
Next it was the tuna factory, but then I was canned.
Next I tried being a lumberjack, but then I got axed.
Next I found an opening at the crematorium, but then I was fired.
Next I s**... up at the gun manufacturers, so I was quickly discharged.
Next I was printing thesauruses, but then my job was made redundant.
Now I'm growing magenta bananas, but I think I might get a pink slip.

A Dr. Of marine biology was inspired to create a new beverage.

Dr. Marcus Opor, renowned marine biologist and ocean sustainability expert, experimented with a brewed beverage with skipjack tuna as its primary ingredient. He spent years alternating its composition, striving for a balance of savory and rich ocean flavors. At last, he perfected his "tea", and was ready to bring it to market.
Dr. Opor made a single sample of his piscine tea and brought it to Costco to perform a taste test. Sadly, nobody was interested in his tuna beverage and it was thrown out.
It was a wasted Opor tuna tea.

Tuna joke, A Dr. Of marine biology was inspired to create a new beverage.

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