Tuna Fish Jokes
63 tuna fish jokes and hilarious tuna fish puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tuna fish that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tuna Fish Short Jokes
Short tuna fish jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tuna fish humour may include short tuna jokes also.
- What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and a bucket of glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
- I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums. He was a professional tuna.
- Whats the difference between a guitar a tuna and glue You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish and your probably wondering what about the glue... I knew you would get stuck on that
- Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. - What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
"What about the glue?"
I knew you'd get stuck on that. - What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
- What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you cant tuna fish.
- Two tuna fish passing by a submarine. Big Tuna Mommy says: Don't be scared little Tuna, these are canned humans.
-I read this joke when I was five. I still think it's funny. - - What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women? Tuna Fey.
- How do you get a sea creature to sound good? You tuna fish!
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Tuna Fish One Liners
Which tuna fish one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tuna fish? I can suggest the ones about tuna sandwich and fish catch.
- How long should you microwave fish for? Tuna half minutes.
- Guess how many fish I got from the market? Tuna half.
- Which fish is made out of 2 atoms of sodium? Tuna
- How do you make an aquarium sound better? You tuna fish
- Why do the French never eat tuna sandwiches? Because bread is pain and fish is poisson
- Why do fish always sing off key? You can't tuna fish.
- What does Jabba the Hutt wear when he eats fish? A Bib For-Tuna
- What is the sub-genre of metal preferred by most tuna fish? Alba-core.
- How is a piano similar to a fish? You can tune a piano, and you also can tuna fish
- The fish's guitar sounded terrible. He must've forgotten his tuna.
- What do you call a fish that can't sing? An out-of-tuna!
- How do fish find their way in the dark? They follow the light tuna
- Would you like a group of fish? Yeah, tuna's cool.
- How do you get a sea creature to play music? You tuna fish
- What kind of fish loves to fix instruments? A tuna.
Hilarious Tuna Fish Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about tuna fish you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trout fish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tuna fish pranks.
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can't tuna fish!
What was T-Pain doing on his boat?
He was fishing for some Auto-tuna.
Joke about a man who fished tuna
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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
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Polish d**...
Polish couple is having s**.... Husband asks the wife, "why Won't you let me go down on you. Wife says "i haven't been feeling well down there and need to go to the doctor". Wife goes to the doctor and the doc says to her "all ya need is a good clean d**.... Go to The pharmacy they all sorts of flavors raspberry, cherry etc whatever you want.". Wife goes to the pharmacy and sure enough they had all sorts of flavors raspberry cherry etc whatever she wanted. She goes home and tells her husband "well the doctor said all I needed was a good clean d**.... I went to the pharmacy and they had all sorts of flavors raspberry cherry etc"....Husband says "what flavor did you get!". Wife responds "tuna fish"
I made a song...
in the tuna fish
What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?
"IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"
The fish's piano was making weird noises.
Guess it was out of tuna.
You can tune a piano...
But you can't tuna fish!
sorry to disappoint the people that were anxiously waiting for an i**... joke.....
Why did the fish's car break down?
It needed a tuna-up.
Which is the saltiest fish?
Tuna
What fish is made out of 2 sodium?
TuNa
Why was the musician bad at fishing?
Because he didn't know how to tuna fish
Technologically minded fish
In the deep blue sea the fish were listening to their sound system when suddenly it broke down on them.
They decided to call in the Master Tuna.
What do you call a fish who is grieving the loss of a close friend?
Tuna mournay
How are fish and guitars similar.
You can tuna fish and you can tuna guitar.
Me: what do you call a tuna with a piano and a tube of glue?
Friend: what?
Me: tuna piano you can't play piano with a tuna fish
Friend: what about the glue?
Me: I knew you get stuck in that
Why exactly do we call it "Tuna Fish"?
We don't say "Steak Cow" or "Chicken Bird"....
What do you call it when you have a fish on the line but it gets away?
Herring Loss.
Alternatively:
Q: Why was it so difficult for the old man to reel in his fish?
A: He was hard of herring.
Q: How can fish just ignore you completely?
A: They just tuna you out.
Q: Why is Timmy afraid to go out to sea?
A: Lassie had to get help after he fell down a whale.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference"
Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: Ah i knew you'd get stuck on that
What Are We Eating?
A can of tuna has a picture of a tuna fish
A pack of Ham has a picture of a pig
Turkey has a picture of a turkey
Egg carton has a picture of a chicken
Beef has a picture of a cow
Dogfood has a picture of a dog
what's the difference between a guitar, a fish and a p**... of glue
you can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish!
what about the glue
I knew you would get stuck on that one
