Tumour Jokes
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How did the comedian die?
He had a sense of tumour.
A dyslexic boy walks into a toy store and asks for a "satr wars atcion figuer"...
The manager tells him that dyslexia does not cause you to talk in misspelled words and took the boy to hospital where he was diagnosed with a brain tumour.
I was absolutely livid with my doctor. He told me I had a brain tumour.
Naturally, I panicked at first. But I lost it when he said,
It's all in your head.
A bingo caller has a ball fly up at his face...
It goes right up his noise and gets stuck. He goes to the emergency room, the doctor says, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have a tumour". The bingo caller looks shocked and asks, "what's the good news?" The doctor responds, " the tumour is B9".
Why did my MRI scanner laugh at me
It had a sense of tumour
You know what they say about those dogs that sniff out cancer...
They have an excellent sense of tumour.
Im like a tumour
At first you don't like me but then I grow on you
If you'd asked me two weeks ago if I was going to remove my tumour I'd say yes
But now it's starting to grow on me
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