Tumblr Jokes

Following is our collection of buzzfeed humor and facebook one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Tumblr puns for adults, dirty kin jokes or clean reposts gags for kids.

There is an abundance of trans jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 58 funniest jokes on tumblr. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any glitch witze you can hear about tumblr.

The Best jokes about Tumblr

What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common?

They both contain high amounts of trans fats.

For health reasons, my doctor says I should avoid trans fats

I'm gonna miss tumblr

How many tumblrinas does it take to change a lightbulb?

You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist scum. Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.

My doctor advised me to stay away from trans fats.

I guess I should really get off Tumblr

My doctor told me to stay away from trans fats.

Guess I can't go on tumblr anymore.


My dad and i were driving past a cemetery

When suddenly my dad said in a serious toned voice

"I know something you don't know about this place.The people living in this town aren't allowed to be buried in here"

And i was really confused so i asked why and he said

"Because they are still alive."

Original: tumblr user @hello.

My doctor told me I should avoid trans fats

So I've just deleted my Tumblr.

Why is Tumblr so unhealthy?

It's full of trans fats.

According to my doctor it would be best for my health to stay away from trans fats

I'm really gonna miss Tumblr.

My doctor says I need to avoid trans fats

I'm really going to miss Tumblr

My doctor told me to avoid trans fats.

I'm really gonna miss tumblr.


My doctor told me I need fewer trans fats in my life...

Looks like it's time to delete Tumblr.

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

My doctor said I should avoid trans fats

So I stopped going on tumblr

Why is Tumblr bad for you?

Because it contains too much Transfat.

My doctor recommended that I stay away from trans fats

I should stop using recipes from tumblr.

So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr.

She's all over the dashboard!

If Tumblr was edible

It would have alot of trans fat


What do you call a crying glass of wine?

Tumblr

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish


-stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

My doctor told me to remove trans fats...

Who knew removing my tumblr app would get me back to proper health?

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here". He doesn't react, because living a society that systematically discriminates against noble gasses has taught him that getting angry will only bring violence upon him. He totally writes an angry tumblr post about it later that evening though.

What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common?

They're both full of trans fats

Many of my tumblr friends identify as otherkin. Be it wolfkin, eaglekin or yes even fantasykin. I myself identify as a jedi.

So I'm forcekin.

As per the doctor's recommendation, I have decided to rid my diet of trans fat.

Goodbye Tumblr!

My doctor told me to avoid trans fats...

So bye bye Tumblr!

Tumblr is like junk food

They're both filled with trans fat.

Why can't Rabbit tell Winnie the Pooh to stop eating honey on Tumblr?

Because he may get Tiggered

What class does Tumblr hate the most?

Biology 😉

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

How are tumblr users opposite from police officers?

Tumblr users are trigger happy around white men.

What do you call it when a school is made for Tumblr teens?

Edgy-cation....



I'm sorry

Why did MacDonald's ban Tumblr?

Because they don't serve Trans-Fats.

My nutritionist told me to avoid Trans Fats

I'm gonna miss Tumblr so much.

Apparently some people on Tumblr say they're sexually attracted to elements on the periodic table.

That's not really my thing ... except for that time in college when I experimented with carbon dating.

why cant Paul Walker use tumblr?

He only sticks to the dashboard

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

"Is this a tumblr meetup?"

How did the Tumblrina order her steak to be cooked?

So done.

What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

What kind of computer does the Tumblr servers run on?

Not a binary one, thats for sure.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

Favorite Mythological Creature

Someone on tumblr who isn't oppressed

It makes sense that tumblr is against whites with dreadlocks

After all, these are the *dreaded* white people they're always talking about.

I wonder what will be bigger

The video games of the future or the average Tumblr user

What's the difference between Donald Trump and tumblr

One's a moronic waste of space with no understanding of how the American political system works, and a borderline fetishistic hatred of Hillary Clinton. The other is Donald Trump

What's another name for a group of whales?

Tumblr

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

what do Tumblr users and fungi have in common?

they both have over 60 thousand genders

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

Did you hear about the feminist remake of Stephen King's Carrie?

When Carrie gets drenched in blood, she runs home from the prom and writes an angry Tumblr post about how triggered she is.

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

Why shouldn't you listen to tumblr SJWs?

Because trans fats are bad for you.

What did the tumblr user do when she got arthritis?

Massage a knee.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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