Tumble Jokes

26 tumble jokes and hilarious tumble puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tumble that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for a laugh? Check out this collection of tumble jokes, including funny quips about tumble dryers, the Fappening, Tidal, and more. See how many of these punny jokes can make you drop!

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Funniest Tumble Short Jokes

Short tumble jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tumble humour may include short toss jokes also.

  1. A house of cards is really fragile One blow from a little kid and it all comes tumbling down
  2. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
  3. A case study has found trampolines are involved in half of all ER admissions for under-14's. The authors said the problem is tumbling out of control.
  4. What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.
  5. A nervous mountaineer looks at the steep mountain... Which his guide had proposed to climb.
    - Do people tumble down often here?
    - No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
  6. Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
    A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
  7. All this time I've been thinking the tumble dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the fridge all along.
  8. A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters under the weight of infinite potential punchlines.
    He tumbles through the void among the shards of broken reality.
    This is the worst joke.
  9. Did you hear that Phil Collins took a tumble? They could hear him falling down the stairs tonight, oh lord
  10. What will happen if you put a rockstar's skeleton in a tumble dryer? It'll shake, rattle and roll :)

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Tumble One Liners

Which tumble one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tumble? I can suggest the ones about stumbling and crumble.

  1. What do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer? A midget spinner.
  2. What do you call a herd of sheep tumbling down a mountain? A lambslide.
  3. What do you call a flock of sheep tumbling down a hill? A lambslide
  4. How to tumble down the stairs: Step 1
    Step 2
    Step 3
    Step 4
    Step 5
    and so on...
  5. I used to be a rough-and-tumble bacterium. But then I got cultured.
  6. I pushed a hipster down the stairs today... He's still Tumbling!
  7. How to tumble from the stairs step one Step 2
    Step 3
    Step 4,5,6,7,8,9,...
  8. What do you call an anime fan blowing in the wind? A tumble weeb
  9. Whats a feminists favorite sport? Tumbling
  10. Address to a Tumble Dryer — a poem Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
  11. Did you hear about the chickpeas who took a tumble? It was falafel.
  12. Which 4 champions in League of Legends does a tumble gamer hates?
  13. What did the Eiffel Tower say when it tumbled down? I fell
  14. Thought my tumble dryer was broken Turns out the fridge makes me put on weight.
  15. How to tumble down stairs step 1
    step 2
    step 3
    step 5
    step 9, 13

Tumble joke, How to tumble down stairs

Heartwarming Tumble Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about tumble you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tossed around jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tumble pranks.

Cowboys don't roll joints

They tumble w**...

Little known fact, cowboys don't roll joints...

They tumble w**......

What do you call a s**... who fell down a hill?

Tumble w**...

My wife shouted at me...

You're so useless! You never tidy up or help with the housework, you're lazy and s**... and I bet you don't even know how to keep a house tidy!
I decided to prove her wrong so I did the washing up, ha! You should have seen her face when I showed her I knew how to load the dishes into the tumble dryer...

Tumble joke, A nervous mountaineer looks at the steep mountain...