tulips Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious tulips puns

Whats better than roses on a piano?

tulips on an organ...

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Roses are red

Roses are red.
Violets are....red

Tulips are red








My garden is on fire.

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How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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Which flower gives the best blowjobs?

Tulips.

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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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What's more romantic than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on my organ


My dad told me this joke when I was 5, I finally understood it 19 years later. Hope it doesn't take you that long

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What's sexier than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ!

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What's better than roses on a piano...

Tulips on an organ.

Let me know if you get it. I'm not gonna lie it took me a couple minutes when a co-worker told me this. Creds: J-mans old man.

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Roses are red

Tulips are too


I like eating waffles


But not when they're blue

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, tulips are gray

Im a dog.

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Where do bees go to learn about pollinating tulips?

PLANT PARENTHOOD

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What's better than Roses on your Piano?

Tulips on your Organ!

This one is courtesy of my girlfriend, who is a classically trained pianist and organist.

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Roses are red

Violets are red

Tulips are red

I am so sorry about your dog.

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How Do Flowers Kiss?

with tulips.

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What grows under your nose?

Tulips

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Do you know what I like more than a rose on my piano?

Tulips on my organ.

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Everyone talks about roses on a piano...

I just want tulips on my organ.

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What's in Poison Ivy's underpants?

Tulips.

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[NSFW] What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your pianist.

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What's more beautiful than a delicate rose placed gracefully upon an elegant grand piano?

Somebody putting tulips on your organ.

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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips.

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What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

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Why do tulips glow?

Because they come from bulbs.

(This is the only *dad* joke I know.)

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NAME THAT FLOWER

Q: What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?
A: Tulips.

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Want a job making $25 an hour planting tulips?

Planting 2 lips on my dick!

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What's better than a carnation on your breast before prom?

Tulips on your cock after prom.

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Billy Joel always liked flowers on his piano

But on his organ he preferred tulips

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I asked my wife for tulips this valentine's

2 lips round my dong. Hahahahahahah.

She said no.

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What's the difference between carnations and tulips?

I don't want to stick my dick between carnations.

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My father always told me that women are like delicate little tulips.

This always confused me, don't they have four lips?

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Roses are red...

violets are red, tulips are red, daisies are red. Doppler shift!

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Does any one need work. Working with tulips?

Putting your tulips on these nuts.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red

The tape around my house is yellow

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I have a job for you planting tulips....

ON DIS DICK!

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