Tulips Jokes

Funniest Tulips Short Jokes

Short tulips jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tulips humour may include short roses jokes also.

1. Roses are red Roses are red.
   Violets are....red
   
   Tulips are red
   My garden is on fire.
2. How many Dutchmen does it take to change a light bulb? Usually one, tulips are not planted that deeply in the ground.
3. NAME THAT FLOWER Q: What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?
   A: Tulips.
4. I have this habit of collecting strange injuries from plants, and I recently contracted a weird rash from planting tulips... I caught a Bulb-a-sore.
5. My father always told me that women are like delicate little tulips. This always confused me, don't they have four lips?
6. Did you hear about that hippie superhero who could make tulips and daffodils grow just by sprinkling baking ingredients on them? He said it was his self raising flour power.
7. Mary One-lip searched her whole life for her one-lipped prince, until she found a handsome florist. But she could not marry him... ... For he had tulips.
8. Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red The tape around my house is yellow
9. I once attempted to go on one of those Tulip Farm Tours... but it was too much for my toes to take
10. What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip? A collieflower

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Tulips One Liners

Which tulips one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tulips? I can suggest the ones about red roses and lily.

1. What's a spring flower's favorite type of music? Tulip-hip hop!
2. How do flowers stay in shape for spring? They do petal-ups and tulip-overs!
3. How do flowers whistle? With their tulips.
4. How do you kiss a florist? With tulips.
5. Roses are red Tulips are too
   I like eating waffles
   But not when they're blue
6. Where do bees go to learn about pollinating tulips? PLANT PARENTHOOD
7. Roses are red Violets are red
   Tulips are red
   I am so sorry about your dog.
8. How Do Flowers Kiss? with tulips.
9. What grows under your nose? Tulips
10. What's in Poison Ivy's underpants? Tulips.
11. How many lips does a flower have? Tulips.
12. While gardening, I accidently unearthed a tulip bulb. "Whoops." I said "Sorry bud."
13. Why do tulips glow? Because they come from bulbs.
    (This is the only *dad* joke I know.)
14. I've got some extremely rare tulip bulbs for sale Payment in BitCoins only.
15. What do Dutch people have on their face? Tulips

Cheerful Fun Tulips Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about tulips you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flower petal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tulips pranks.