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Tulips Jokes

52 tulips jokes and hilarious tulips puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tulips that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh at these funny tulip jokes made to amuse flower lovers! From puns about these blooms to jokes about their unique shape, these humorous anecdotes are sure to make you smile. Learn more about the bright and beautiful tulip.

Best Short Tulips Jokes

Short tulips jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tulips humour may include short roses jokes also.

  1. Roses are red Roses are red.
    Violets are....red

    Tulips are red
    My garden is on fire.
  2. How many Dutchmen does it take to change a light bulb? Usually one, tulips are not planted that deeply in the ground.
  3. NAME THAT FLOWER Q: What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?
    A: Tulips.
  4. While gardening, I accidently unearthed a tulip bulb. "Whoops." I said "Sorry bud."
  5. Why do tulips glow? Because they come from bulbs.
    (This is the only *dad* joke I know.)
  6. I have this habit of collecting strange injuries from plants, and I recently contracted a weird rash from planting tulips... I caught a Bulb-a-sore.
  7. My father always told me that women are like delicate little tulips. This always confused me, don't they have four lips?
  8. I've got some extremely rare tulip bulbs for sale Payment in BitCoins only.
  9. Did you hear about that hippie superhero who could make tulips and daffodils grow just by sprinkling baking ingredients on them? He said it was his self raising flour power.
  10. Mary One-lip searched her whole life for her one-lipped prince, until she found a handsome florist. But she could not marry him... ... For he had tulips.

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Tulips joke, Mary One-lip searched her whole life for her one-lipped prince, until she found a handsome florist.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about tulips can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of tulips puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Tulips One Liners

Which tulips one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tulips? I can suggest the ones about red roses and bulbs.

  1. What's a spring flower's favorite type of music? Tulip-hip hop!
  2. How do flowers stay in shape for spring? They do petal-ups and tulip-overs!
  3. How do flowers whistle? With their tulips.
  4. How do you kiss a florist? With tulips.
  5. Roses are gray, violets are gray, tulips are gray Im a dog.
  6. How do flowers whistle? Through their tulips.
  7. Roses are red Tulips are too
    I like eating waffles
    But not when they're blue
  8. Where do bees go to learn about pollinating tulips? PLANT PARENTHOOD
  9. Roses are gray Violets are gray
    Tulips are gray
    Because I am a dog
  10. Roses are red Violets are red
    Tulips are red
    I am so sorry about your dog.
  11. How Do Flowers Kiss? with tulips.
  12. What grows under your nose? Tulips
  13. What do Dutch people need to kiss? tulips
  14. What's in Poison Ivy's underpants? Tulips.
  15. How many lips does a flower have? Tulips.

Tulips joke, How many lips does a flower have?

Cheerful Fun Tulips Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about tulips you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean lily jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make tulips prank.

What's more beautiful than a delicate rose placed gracefully upon an elegant grand piano?

Somebody putting tulips on your o**....

Whats better than roses on a piano?

tulips on an o**......

Everyone talks about roses on a piano...

I just want tulips on my o**....

How do you kiss a g**... valentines day?

You use tulips.

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on my o**...
My dad told me this joke when I was 5, I finally understood it 19 years later. Hope it doesn't take you that long

What's better than roses on a piano...

Tulips on an o**....
Let me know if you get it. I'm not gonna lie it took me a couple minutes when a co-worker told me this. Creds: J-mans old man.

What's sexier than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an o**...!

Do you know what I like more than a rose on my piano?

Tulips on my o**....

What's better than Roses on your Piano?

Tulips on your o**...!
This one is courtesy of my girlfriend, who is a classically trained pianist and organist.

Billy Joel always liked flowers on his piano

But on his o**... he preferred tulips

I asked my wife for tulips this valentine's

2 lips round my d**.... Hahahahahahah.
She said no.

What's more romantic than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an o**....

Know what's even better than roses on my piano

Tulips on my o**...

For a woman, romance is roses on a piano.

For a man, it's tulips on an o**....

Some people like roses on a piano.

I prefer tulips on my o**....

A family of moles

A family of moles awakens from hibernation. The father mole pokes his head out of the hole and says "I smell tulips it must be spring". The mother mole pokes her head out of the hole and says " I smell cherry blossoms it must be spring". The baby mole is trying to squeeze between his parents but gets stuck and says "all I smell is molasses"

What's better than flowers on your piano?

Tulips on your o**....

Here's a s**... joke I just heard. What's the male equivalent of getting flowers?

It isn't flowers but does involve tulips

What is better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your o**....

Tulips joke, What is better than roses on your piano?

jokes about tulips

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