Tulip Jokes

Following is our collection of derrick humor and blossom one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Tulip puns for adults, dirty cinderblock jokes or clean petal gags for kids.

There is an abundance of youngest jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on tulip. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any dutch witze you can hear about tulip.

The Best jokes about Tulip

A man had 3 daughters.

A man had 3 daughters.

The first daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"

"Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls.

The second daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Tulip?"
"Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls.

The third daughter walks up to her dad and says "Hhhhhnnngngngnggggddddddrrrrruhuuhuhhuhhuhdadgh!"

"...Go to your room cinderblock." Replied the father.

Two Bald Eagles

A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he's drinking another bald eagle lands next to him.


He looks at the eagle and notices a tulip, a rose, and a rabbit's foot on top of his head.

"What's with the stuff on your head?", the eagle asks.

"Oh this?", he points to his head with his wing, "I'm trying hare in plants."

While gardening, I accidently unearthed a tulip bulb.

"Whoops." I said "Sorry bud."

Why do tulips glow?

Because they come from bulbs.

(This is the only *dad* joke I know.)

I've got some extremely rare tulip bulbs for sale

Payment in BitCoins only.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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