Tulip Jokes

Hilarious puns and funny pick up lines

A man had 3 daughters.

A man had 3 daughters.

The first daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"

"Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls.

The second daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Tulip?"
"Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls.

The third daughter walks up to her dad and says "Hhhhhnnngngngnggggddddddrrrrruhuuhuhhuhhuhdadgh!"

"...Go to your room cinderblock." Replied the father.

Two Bald Eagles

A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he's drinking another bald eagle lands next to him.


He looks at the eagle and notices a tulip, a rose, and a rabbit's foot on top of his head.

"What's with the stuff on your head?", the eagle asks.

"Oh this?", he points to his head with his wing, "I'm trying hare in plants."

While gardening, I accidently unearthed a tulip bulb.

"Whoops." I said "Sorry bud."

Why do tulips glow?

Because they come from bulbs.

(This is the only *dad* joke I know.)

I've got some extremely rare tulip bulbs for sale

Payment in BitCoins only.

What's the only kind of flower humans know to bleed red blood?

The tulip

I once attempted to go on one of those Tulip Farm Tours...

but it was too much for my toes to take

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

What are the funniest tulip jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Tulip? Well, here are the best Tulip puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Tulip pick up lines to share with friends.

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