Tuition Jokes

Funniest Tuition Short Jokes

Short tuition jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tuition humour may include short fees jokes also.

1. Psychic: I'm sorry to say that you are going to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on your education. Man: How do you know this?
   Psychic: Mostly in tuition.
2. People always ask me how I know where all of this generation's money went It's in tuition.
3. What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition? Financial Ayyyyyyd
   I'll^see^myself^out
4. My wife thinks I care more about gambling than our kids. That isn't true at all. I am going to stay in this casino until I win our son's tuition back to prove it.
5. Did you know Oxford university was founded before the Aztec Empire? That explains the sacrifices my parents had to make to pay my tuition
6. My local college has a scheme that lets student earn their tuition by working in the on campus bakery. The opportunity isn't open to everyone. It's run on a strictly knead to know basis.
7. What college tuition assistance system program did Simba put in place once he became the Lion King? The MUFAFSA.
8. My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! The only down side is we still have to pay his tuition.
9. There is one tuition that pays you instead of taking money from you and does not leave you in student debt. .
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   Prostitution
10. If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation s**..... Then I could also pay off my college tuition without even having a summer job

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Tuition One Liners

Which tuition one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tuition? I can suggest the ones about student loans and admission.

1. Millennials don't get this... Low college tuition rates.
2. College sure is expensive these days... Instead of tuition, we pay threeition
3. I think income based tuition is a terrible idea... Because art degrees would be free
4. The electoral college needs to go away. The tuition rates are out of control.
5. Why didn't Harry Potter pay tuition. He got a 'scar'larship.
6. What do you call tuition and fees at the University of Alabama? toll ride
7. University: "Got any money for tuition?" Me: "Go Fish"
8. What's a scary costume for Halloween? College tuition
9. It's expensive to attend Amputation University... Tuition's an arm and a leg!
10. A fat man wanted to become a pilot... He had to pay tuition twice to get in.

College Tuition Jokes

Here is a list of funny college tuition jokes and even better college tuition puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• As a 29 year old v**..., I hired a h**... today for $300. And have never been happier. She said she'd do anything.
  So guess who just got their college tuition paid

Humorous Tuition Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about tuition you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean student debt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tuition pranks.