Tucks Jokes
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The guys go to the f**... of their life-long pal...
After a long eulogy and some beautiful music, the guys are overcome with emotion. The first guy walks up to the casket of his buddy.
"I know it's just a small token, but for everything you've ever done for me, buddy, all the times you helped me out. This is the least I could do."
He tucks a $50 bill into his buddy's tuxedo pocket, and he staggers away sobbing.
The second man, inspired by the gesture, walks up and places his own $50 bill in his buddy's pocket. "For all the beers you bought me, that I never had a chance to pay you back for." And he staggers away sobbing.
The third man, a lawyer, not to be out-done, says, "I know it's just a small gesture, but for all the times you've been there for me when I needed you, here's a token of my gratitude."
And he writes a check for $150, and takes the two fifties in change.
What do you get when a gay man tucks his weenier between his legs
A fruit cocktail.
What's the difference between a plastic surgeon and a school inspector?
A plastic surgeon tucks features...
Say cheese.
Person I just met: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: I take professional headshots.
Person: Oh, you're a photographer?
Me: (tucks s**... rifle behind my back) No, not exactly...
*Tucks in shirt*
"Goodnight, shirt."
Transgendered children grow up fast...
Mine usually tucks herself in.
A father tucks his son in
There is only one mother
Kids in school were told to write a short essay with the phrase "There is only one mother". The next day in class the Timmy reads "There is only one mother and she takes care of me when I'm sick", next Sarah reads "There is only one mother and she prepares meals for the whole family, does the laundry and tucks me into bed at night." Finally little Jimmy reads "So my parents had a party last weekend, half of the guests are lying in their own p**... but the other half is still standing and we run out of booze so mother tells me to go fetch two bottle of v**... from the fridge. I open the fridge and yell <
A chicken walks into a library
.. and it approaches the librarian desk, and starts clucking "bok Bok! boook bok bok." The librarian hands him a book, and the chicken tucks it under its wing and hastily runs out the door. A few moments later, the chicken runs back with the book, drops it on the floor, and again commences with "book bok BOK bok BOK!" The librarian picks up the second, book, hands the chicken a new book, and watches as the chicken scuttles off out the door again. Fifteen minutes later the chicken returns, drops the last book on the ground, paces around in a circle, and does the whole "Book bok BOK bok!" bit again, so the librarian hands it a third book, but this time follows the chicken down out the door. The librarian follows the chicken all the way down to a nearby river, where the chicken has dropped the book in front of a frog, which frustratingly replies with "read-it, read-it, read-it."
A chicken walks into a library....
A chicken walks into the library. It goes up to the circulation desk and says: "book, bok, bok, boook". The librarian hands the chicken a book. It tucks it under his wing and runs out. A while later, the chicken runs back in, throws the first book into the return bin and goes back to the librarian saying: "book, bok, bok, bok, boook". Again the librarian gives it a book, and the chicken runs out. The librarian shakes her head. Within a few minutes, the chicken is back, returns the book and starts all over again: "boook, book, bok bok boook". The librarian gives him yet a third book, but this time as the chicken is running out the door, she follows it. The chicken runs down the street, through the park and down to the riverbank. There, sitting on a lily pad is a big, green frog. The chicken holds up the book and shows it to the frog, saying: "Book, bok, bok, boook". The frog blinks, and croaks: "read-it, read-it, read-it"
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