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Short tucked jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tucked humour may include short tied up jokes also.

  1. I was tucking my son in last night, and he tells me that his teacher is "an idiot" and she's "out to get him." Which is just the last thing you want to hear when your kid's home schooled.
  2. I remember when my mother would tuck me in She really wanted a daughter
    (taken from a front page meme)
  3. I still remember when my mom used to tuck me in as a kid. Man, she really wanted a daughter.
  4. When I was younger, my mother always used to tuck me in. I think she secretly wanted a girl
  5. Since COVID-19, I have the body of a 50 year old, the brain of a 40 year old and the heart of a 25 year old. All tucked away nicely in my freezer!
  6. I remember my mum tucking me in when I was younger in hindsight she made it pretty obvious she wanted a girl.
  7. For five years my mother tucked me in at night... she really wanted a girl
    Credit goes to my friend Nick for telling me this one. Hi Nick!
  8. I don't know if you ever tuck your knees under your chin and lean forward as far as you can, but I do it all the time. It's how I roll.
  9. I never realised how close "f" and "t" were on the keyboard... ...not until I texted my wife and told her I'd tucked our daughter in, anyway.
  10. I remember how my mother used to tuck me in when I was little. She was really disappointed not to have another girl.

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Which tucked one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tucked? I can suggest the ones about hiding and ducked.

  1. My mother used to tuck me in every night She always wanted a girl :(
  2. My mom used to tuck me in at night... I think she really wanted a girl.
  3. As a young boy my mom would always tuck me in at night She always wanted a girl.
  4. Sometimes I tuck my knees up into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
  5. I remember when my mum would tuck me in. She really wanted a daughter.
  6. My mom used to tuck me in when I was young She wanted a daughter so bad
  7. What did P say to R? "Dude, tuck that back in!"
  8. A mother was tucking her son in one night she really wanted a daughter
  9. My mom used to tuck me in every night. She really wanted a daughter.
  10. I was hanging out at the local pool Then someone told me and I tucked it in.
  11. It's good to be able to tuck it away quickly when needed It's hard sometimes though
  12. When I was little my mom used to tuck me in a lot. I guess she really wanted a girl.
  13. As a child, I remember when my mum would tuck me in. She always wanted a daughter.
  14. What do you get when a gay man tucks his weenier between his legs A fruit cocktail.
  15. When i was a young boy my mom would always tuck me in, She really wanted a daughter.

Tucked joke, When i was a young boy my mom would always tuck me in,

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about tucked can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of tucked puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Great Tucked Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about tucked you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean folded jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make tucked prank.

A man comes home from church with two black eyes.

His wife takes one look at him and exclaims, "how in the world did you get two black eyes at church!?"
"Well" the man answers, "When we stood up to pray, i noticed that the woman in front of me had the back of her dress tucked in to her pantyhoes. I didn't want to embarrass her by telling her, so i reached forward and pulled it out. She turned around and punched me in the eye!"
"that explains one black eye" said his wife, " so how did you get the other one?"
"I thought she must have wanted it there so i put it back!"

A pirate walks into a bar...

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel tucked partially under his hat. The bartender says to him, "Oi, what's that?" The pirate responds, "Aargggh, I've got a bounty on me head."

Movie theater madness

A young lad did some work for a farmer and when he was done was given a goose as barter payment. He tucked the goose under his arm and began walking home. As he was passing through town he noticed that a movie that he wanted to see was playing at the theater. Since they didn't allow animals he stuffed the goose down his pants, paid for his ticket and found a seat in the packed theater next to two old ladies as the lights dimmed.
The goose began to struggle and not wanting to be discovered, the young man inconspicuously unzipped his fly so that the goose could breathe. Shortly thereafter, one of the old ladies nudged the other, "Edna, the boy sitting next to me has his fly unzipped and something is sticking out!"
"Martha", her companion replied,"When you've seen one you've seen 'em all."
"Well you've never seen one like this before. It's eating my popcorn!"

A man comes home to his wife with two black eyes

The wife freaks out but calms down enough to ask what happened. The man says well i was in the mall today on the escalator and there was this cute girl in front of me and she had her skirt tucked into her but. I pulled it out for her and she turned around and punched me in the eye. The wife says yeah i approve of that but how did you get the second one? The man says well i figured she liked it that way and pushed it back in.

A nurse is making her rounds through the halls of a hospital with a r**... thermometer tucked behind her ear...

As she goes to each room she gets plenty of strange looks from each of the patients, but none of them say anything. She finally walks past a doctor in the hall who stops her and asks "what's that you've got behind your ear?" she pulls it out and looks at in surprise, then exclaims "d**...! Some a**...'s got my pencil!"

A man came home from church with two black eyes

His wife had gone to an earlier service while he slept in and she was shocked when he came home.
"What happened to you at church?" she asked.
He explained, "We stood up to sing a psalm and I noticed the lady in front of me had her dress tucked way up her b**.... You know me, always wanting to help others, I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me in the eye!"
The wife asked about the other eye.
He explained, "Well you know me, always wanting to help others, I tucked it back in."

Marital Misunderstanding

It's 4.00am. A man comes stumbling home and bursts drunk into his bedroom. He's totally dishevelled, stinks of booze and has a goat tucked under his arm. His wife sits up with a shriek and shouts:
"How dare you come home in that condition! And what's that thing under your arm?"
Her husband looks at her and says:
"This is the pig I sleep with when you're having one of your headaches."
"You idiot. That's not a pig it's a goat!"
"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to my goat."

I tucked my son into bed...

When I'm about to leave, he looked up at me and said, "Daddy, check for monsters under the bed." Amused, I look underneath for him and see him, another him, shaking under the bed, and he whispers: "Daddy, there's someone on my bed."
Then I grounded the twin because it's a bad joke.

A farmer, a sheep, a pig, and a wife

A farmer walks into his house with a baby sheep tucked under his arm, looks at his wife, and says "honey, this is the pig I have to sleep with when you're not around."
The confused wife looks at the farmer and says "honey, that's not a pig, it's a sheep", to which the farmer responds, "honey, I wasn't talking to you."

A pirate walks into a bar,

He has what appears to be a steering wheel tucked into his pants.
Another patron of the bar asks,
"why do you have that in your pants? Isn't it uncomfortable?"
The pirate responded,
"Aye, matey, it's driving me nuts!"

A pirate's walking down the beach....

...when he comes across a little girl. The litter girl says, "Hey Pirate! Where's your buccaneers??" The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

I spent the entire day hanging out at the swimming pool

Until someone told me and I eventually tucked it back in.

Black eyes

A guy arrives at work with two black eyes. His colleagues quite naturally asked what happened. He explained, I was in an elevator with a gal in front of me that had her skirt rucked up in her crack. So I pulled it out and patted her skirt smooth for her. She then turned around and socked me in my right eye. So then they asked, how'd your left eye get black? Well I could tell that she didn't like what I did so I reach out and tucked it back in!

Black eye!

A guy shows up at work on Monday with a black eye and his colleague asks what happened.
He says "I was in church and when we stood up the skirt on the lady in front of me was tucked between her b**... cheeks so I pulled it out and she turned around and hit me."
The following Monday he shows up at work with another black eye and his colleague says "Did you do the same thing again?"
"Definitely not," he says "I was behind the same woman in church and when we stood up I knew her skirt was not the way she likes it so I used my hand to shove it back in between her b**... cheeks"

Bedtime joke

One night I tucked my son in bed, and he wanted me to tell him a joke.
Tell you what, let's each try to think up a word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'uck.' His eyes widen to the size of saucers.
Let's see, I continue... I've got 'Firetruck,' what do you got?

What do you call a t**... monk?

Friar Tucked

My none-too-bright mate had an accident on a building site when a slate fell off the roof and sliced his ear off…

Here it is said one of the lads working with him holding up what looked like a b**... walkers ridge crisp.
My mate shook his head No, that's not it, mine had a pencil tucked behind it

What did the squire say to his boss after he tucked him in?

Night knight.

I saw a chap dashing though town with what looked like a dolphin tucked under his arm.

I thought to myself, "now there's a guy with a porpoise".

I spent most of my afternoon hanging out at the swimming pool...

...and then someone told me and I tucked it back in again.

Tucked joke, I spent most of my afternoon hanging out at the swimming pool...

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these tucked jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.