Tuck Jokes

Funniest Tuck Short Jokes

Short tuck jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tuck humour may include short buckle jokes also.

1. I was tucking my son in last night, and he tells me that his teacher is "an idiot" and she's "out to get him." Which is just the last thing you want to hear when your kid's home schooled.
2. I remember when my mother would tuck me in She really wanted a daughter
   (taken from a front page meme)
3. I still remember when my mom used to tuck me in as a kid. Man, she really wanted a daughter.
4. When I was younger, my mother always used to tuck me in. I think she secretly wanted a girl
5. Since COVID-19, I have the body of a 50 year old, the brain of a 40 year old and the heart of a 25 year old. All tucked away nicely in my freezer!
6. I remember my mum tucking me in when I was younger in hindsight she made it pretty obvious she wanted a girl.
7. For five years my mother tucked me in at night... she really wanted a girl
   Credit goes to my friend Nick for telling me this one. Hi Nick!
8. I don't know if you ever tuck your knees under your chin and lean forward as far as you can, but I do it all the time. It's how I roll.
9. I never realised how close "f" and "t" were on the keyboard... ...not until I texted my wife and told her I'd tucked our daughter in, anyway.
10. I remember how my mother used to tuck me in when I was little. She was really disappointed not to have another girl.

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Tuck One Liners

Which tuck one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tuck? I can suggest the ones about tackle and shove.

1. My mother used to tuck me in every night She always wanted a girl :(
2. My mom used to tuck me in at night... I think she really wanted a girl.
3. As a young boy my mom would always tuck me in at night She always wanted a girl.
4. Sometimes I tuck my knees up into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
5. I remember when my mum would tuck me in. She really wanted a daughter.
6. My mom used to tuck me in when I was young She wanted a daughter so bad
7. What did P say to R? "Dude, tuck that back in!"
8. A mother was tucking her son in one night she really wanted a daughter
9. My mom used to tuck me in every night. She really wanted a daughter.
10. I was hanging out at the local pool Then someone told me and I tucked it in.
11. It's good to be able to tuck it away quickly when needed It's hard sometimes though
12. When I was little my mom used to tuck me in a lot. I guess she really wanted a girl.
13. As a child, I remember when my mum would tuck me in. She always wanted a daughter.
14. What do you get when a gay man tucks his weenier between his legs A fruit cocktail.
15. When i was a young boy my mom would always tuck me in, She really wanted a daughter.

Tummy Tuck Jokes

Here is a list of funny tummy tuck jokes and even better tummy tuck puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My wife told me to get her something she can use for her birthday this year. So I got her a face-lift and a tummy tuck.

Friar Tuck Jokes

Here is a list of funny friar tuck jokes and even better friar tuck puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a t**... monk? Friar Tucked
• What do you call a t**... monk? Friar Tuck

Hilarious Tuck Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about tuck you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean strap up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tuck pranks.