Tubs Jokes
6 tubs jokes and hilarious tubs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tubs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A compilation of hot tub and canvas jokes for people who enjoy a bit of light-hearted fun in the bathroom or shower. Guaranteed to make you giggle, get ready for a great time!
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The Funniest Tubs Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb.
None. Californians screw in hot tubs.
I like my women like I like my hot tubs
So hot I can only stay in them for 30 seconds
A crime at the movie theater
A police detective walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Just got done investigating a burglary at the local movie theater," the detective tells the bartender. "They lost almost $10,000." "That's horrible," the bartender says. "Did they get the cash register?" "No," the detective replies. "Just three jumbo tubs of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of candy and a hot dog."
How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
Oriental Rugs and Tubs...
could be a furniture store or a dyslexic w**....
A dyslexic messed up the sign to a w**.... It sounded like a furniture store...
The sign read, "Oriental Rugs and Tubs".
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