tuberculosis Jokes

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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine...

Which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.


/Jack Handy

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What do you call a bunch of capitalists dying of tuberculosis?

Mass consumption

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Guy 1: "Hey, when's Tuberculosis day?"

Guy 2: "Dunno, it's still TBD."

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Dad always said that laughter is the best medicine,

which is why several of us died from tuberculosis.

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I wrote a research paper on tuberculosis titled TB

Instead of a grade next to the title he just added a D.

So I guess that means it's still to be decided....

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Grandpa used to say that laughter is the best medicine.

I guess that's why most of us died from tuberculosis.

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While working at a lab, I accidentally put a q-tip that had been exposed to pulmonary tuberculosis in my mouth

I consumed consumption.

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What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

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My parents always thought laughter was the best medicine.

Which is why I suppose the tuberculosis took little Billy and Marie.

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Tuberculosis is such a dangerous disease

Beware of coffin

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Laughter is the best medicine

Dad used to say laughter was the best medicine
I guess that's why some of us died of tuberculosis.

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Short people can't get tuberculosis.

They can only get oneberculosis

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What do you call a musicl.ly star with tuberculosis?

Jacob Sanatorius

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Sorry I'm late...

I was at the hospital *cough* my boyfriend has tuberculosis.

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

*Tuber*culosis.

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