Tuberculosis Jokes

22 tuberculosis jokes and hilarious tuberculosis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tuberculosis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Tuberculosis Short Jokes

Short tuberculosis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tuberculosis humour may include short tuba jokes also.

  1. Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine... Which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
    /Jack Handy
  2. My dad always said laughter was the best medicine..... Probably why so many of my siblings died from tuberculosis.
  3. Dad always said that laughter is the best medicine, which is why several of us died from tuberculosis.
  4. What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis? TB or not TB, that is the question.
  5. I wrote a research paper on tuberculosis titled TB Instead of a grade next to the title he just added a D.
    So I guess that means it's still to be decided....
  6. Grandpa used to say that laughter is the best medicine. I guess that's why most of us died from tuberculosis.
  7. While working at a lab, I accidentally put a q-tip that had been exposed to pulmonary tuberculosis in my mouth I consumed consumption.
  8. My parents always thought laughter was the best medicine. Which is why I suppose the tuberculosis took little Billy and Marie.

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Tuberculosis One Liners

Which tuberculosis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tuberculosis? I can suggest the ones about bath tub and tubes.

  1. Why did the potato die? He had tuberculosis.
  2. What do you call a bunch of capitalists dying of tuberculosis? Mass consumption
  3. Guy 1: "Hey, when's Tuberculosis day?" Guy 2: "Dunno, it's still TBD."
  4. What's the only disease a potato can get? tuber-culosis
  5. Tuberculosis is such a dangerous disease Beware of coffin
  6. Short people can't get tuberculosis. They can only get oneberculosis
  7. What kind of TB do potatoes get? *Tuber*culosis.
  8. What do you call a star with tuberculosis? Jacob Sanatorius
  9. Sorry I'm late... I was at the hospital *cough* my boyfriend has tuberculosis.

Tuberculosis joke, Sorry I'm late...

Comical Tuberculosis Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about tuberculosis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bathtub jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tuberculosis pranks.

Toughest time of my Life

I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis... I don't know how I pulled through it. It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had.

Tuberculosis joke, Tuberculosis is such a dangerous disease