Tuberculosis Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine...

Which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.


/Jack Handy

Why did the potato die?

He had tuberculosis.

Guy 1: "Hey, when's Tuberculosis day?"

Guy 2: "Dunno, it's still TBD."

What do you call a bunch of capitalists dying of tuberculosis?

Mass consumption

Dad always said that laughter is the best medicine,

which is why several of us died from tuberculosis.

I wrote a research paper on tuberculosis titled TB

Instead of a grade next to the title he just added a D.

So I guess that means it's still to be decided....

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Grandpa used to say that laughter is the best medicine.

I guess that's why most of us died from tuberculosis.

While working at a lab, I accidentally put a q-tip that had been exposed to pulmonary tuberculosis in my mouth

I consumed consumption.

What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

My parents always thought laughter was the best medicine.

Which is why I suppose the tuberculosis took little Billy and Marie.

Tuberculosis is such a dangerous disease

Beware of coffin

Laughter is the best medicine

Dad used to say laughter was the best medicine
I guess that's why some of us died of tuberculosis.

Short people can't get tuberculosis.

They can only get oneberculosis

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