Tuba Jokes

Funniest Tuba Short Jokes

Short tuba jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tuba humour may include short tuberculosis jokes also.

1. SCUBA is an acronym for "Self contained underwater breathing apparatus". Tuba is also an acronym. It stands for "terrible underwater breathing apparatus"
2. I realized I left my tuba in the car with the doors unlocked... I raced back as quick as I could and sure enough when I looked inside, there were two tubas.
3. What does a bad carpenter have in common with a bad symphony conductor? That both want to know what's a tuba for.
4. How many tuba players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five, One to screw in the light bulb and four to complain that it's too high.
5. When I was a kid, I had to quit the marching band based on my religious principles. I was a real tuba leaver back then.
6. Why don't you want to take a tuba player on a pub crawl? They're always three bars behind.
   *I came up with this during band practice. Feel free to replace with instrument of your choice.
7. I just don't understand kids. My kid says he wants to play heavy metal. So why's he so mad at me? I bought him one of the best tubas money can buy!
8. The music composer at my school is suffering from Cancer. He's in the hospital being fed through a tuba.
9. A man goes to a party And he says to the host "I admire your gold toilet seat."
   The host says "I have no gold toilet seat, but you're the man who pooped in my tuba."
10. My wife asked what a good low key present for a coworker would be. I told her a tuba. I still don't think it has resonated with her yet.

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Tuba One Liners

Which tuba one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tuba? I can suggest the ones about trombone and tuna.

1. How do you fix a broken Tuba? Tuba glue.
2. What type of instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste
3. I want to start a all brass quartet with a lumber theme. I'll call it the tuba four.
4. What is twice as large as a Tuba? A four-ba.
   I love it for its simplicity.
5. What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say about the baritone? It's not a tuba.
6. My Best Friend Decided To Play The Tuba in Highschool He was just really into heavy metal
7. What is a tuba for? 1 1/2" by 3 1/2" unless you request "full cut."
8. What do you call tuba section with only one tuba? A oneba
9. What's half of a tuba? A oneba.
10. What comes after a tuba in a marching band? A Threeba.
11. A guy lost his tuba Well that's tubad.
12. How do you tune a Jedi tuba? Use the fourth.
13. Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date? He was too low key.
14. What's a dentist's favorite instrument? A tuba toothpaste
15. What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba? The oneba

Tuba Player Jokes

Here is a list of funny tuba player jokes and even better tuba player puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How a brass instrument player reads a line from Shakespeare's Hamlet. Tu-ba or no tu-ba.

Tuba Music Jokes

Here is a list of funny tuba music jokes and even better tuba music puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What was the potato farmer's favourite musical instrument? The tuba

Uproarious Tuba Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about tuba you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tube jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tuba pranks.