Tsunami Jokes
43 tsunami jokes and hilarious tsunami puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tsunami that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you're looking for a laugh, you're in for a tide of fun with this collection of tsunami jokes! From jokes about the devastating 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami to waves of puns about a certain duck, this article will make you laugh oceans. Whether you're looking for Indonesia-related humor or puns based on tidal forces, this is the place for tsunami jokes!
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Funniest Tsunami Short Jokes
Short tsunami jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tsunami humour may include short flood jokes also.
- Large tsunami hits Mexico - 300k were killed... ...Canada sends money, Brazilia sends food, USA sends 300k mexicans.
- How are women and tsunamis similar? At first things are wet and intense, then you lose your house.
- If someone was writing a book about tsunamis... If someone was writing a book about tsunamis and they suddenly got a rush of ideas on what to call it, would that be considered a title wave?
- Tsunami invited Cyclone,Earthquake,and Drought to a tea party. No one came.
Tsunami had a silent tea. - Communists must love Tsunamis. They take the homes of the wealthy and give poor people access to the beachfront.
- After the tsunamis in Japan a while back, my Japanese girlfriend dumped me. It's okay though, there were plenty more in the sea.
- Fun fact Tsunami - T is silent
Honest - H is silent
Island - S is silent
After hearing my jokes - Everyone is silent - My Buddy thought that the on coming Tsunami was a Problem Because it's salt water; I found it to be a solution
- How do you know Tsunamis are Scottish? Because when they are about to come even the animals run away.
- Its been almost ten years so I feel I can make this joke now. What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching? Oh, Phuket!
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Tsunami One Liners
Which tsunami one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tsunami? I can suggest the ones about tornado and hurricane.
- What's the opposite of a microwave? A tsunami.
- My 9 year old came up with this: what do you call a tsunami of books? A title wave.
- Dying in a tsunami isn't so bad... At least the earth gives you a wave goodbye.
- Why did the whale cross the road? Because there was a tsunami.
- Why do red tsunamis travel so far? longer wavelength
- Why did Obi-Wan survive the tsunami? Because he had the high ground.
- What do you call a narcissistic tsunami? A tsuna-MEEEE!
- A blind man got hit by a tsunami He didn't sea it coming
- What did the Japanese man say after seeing the tsunami? TsuNani?
- What did the tsunami say to Japan? .. ... nothing, it waved.
Happy Thursday all. - What Do You Call a Little Tsunami? A microwave.
- 2 members of indonesian band died during the tsunami Theyre now named 8.5
- That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
- Yo mama so fat, when she sweats she causes a tsunami.
- What do you call a tsunami in an Oasis? A Waterwall.
Fun-Filled Tsunami Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about tsunami you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean earthquake jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tsunami pranks.
A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead are against a wall to be executed by a firing line.
Each is given an opportunity for last words. The Redhead is up first: she points and screams "Tornado!" Everyone freaks out and in the commotion she gets away. The Brunette is second and catches on the the plan: she points and screams "Tsunami," fleeing in the confusion. The Blonde has worked out a similar strategy and, on her turn, yells "FIRE!"
Japanese banks
The recent tsunami in Japan has badly affected the banking sector.
Origami bank has folded.
Sumo bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai bank has cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped.
Why aren't tsunamis and tidal waves always in the news...
...since they're both current events...
What's the difference between a woman and a tsunami?
When they come they are wet and warm, when they leave you lost your house and car.
Tsunami: The T is silent
Honest: The H is silent
Island: The S is silent
Queue: The ueue is silent
My Jokes: Everyone is silent
-- A tsunami warning has just been issued for the entire coast of California --
In other news:
Your mom recently did a cannon ball into the Pacific Ocean.
Reports from Vietnam say they can taste Bakso in the sea.
In other news a tsunami recently hit Indonesia.
What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?
Tsunami
The Tsunami in Japan
Everybody knows that the reason for the tsunami in Japan was because Magikarp was using splash all the time.
