tss Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious tss puns

A goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff...

ba dum tss


A goat, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.

Bah dum tss!


Popped a tire on a pot hole today

Badum tss


What do you call a person who lives in Sweden but isn't native?

An artificial swedener

Badum tss.


A goat, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...

Baa Dum Tss


I made a joke about a midget criminal running down the stairs. The punchline is a little condescending.

Ba dum *tss*


I fed my chickens a chicken wing...

I guess you could say they enjoyed themselves. *ba dum tss*


"How much would you say you read the Bible?"

"Well, I don't read it religiously."

Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.


What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.


No? Alright.. I'll see myself out.


Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)


Have you heard about that new movie Constipation?

Oh wait - it hasn't come out yet!

*ba dum tss*


The Two Nuns and the Blind man.

There were once two nuns taking a bath together when all of a sudden they hear a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" yells out one of the nuns.
"It's me, the blind man." replies the man at the door.
"Ok, come on up." calls the second nun.
A short moment later, they heard the footsteps up the staircase and soon the door to the bathroom opened.
"Oh, hello Sisters. I like your new towels. Now where do you want the blinds?"
Bu dum tss


Two Snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

buh dum tss


What do you call repetitive diarrhea?

Re-runs. (ba-dum, tss)

It's just the same shit over and over again.


How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

*Ba dum tss*


How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.

*Badum tss* :D


After eating four cans of alphabet soup

I had a huge vowel movement.



How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue.

ba dum tss


2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Ba dum tss


Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff...

Ba dum tss.


two toms and a hi-hat fall off a cliff...

bu-dum tss


A lamb, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff.

Baa Dum Tss.


Why did the priest go to the gym?

To exorcise.

^(ba dum tss)


"My new band's name is 1023 MB"

"Awesome! When are you guys playing?"

"I don't know. We don't have a gig yet."

Ba Dum Tss...


The musical doctor

Man: Doctor Doctor I need a cure for my depression.

Doctor: Music is great therapy, here, I'll loan you my old guitar, it's broken but you should get some use out of it.

Man: Hang on, why would you lend me your guitar just like that? Is there some sort of hidden clause in this?

Doctor: Don't worry, there's no strings attached.

ba dum tss.


What is President Obama's favorite genre of music?

Barack 'n Roll.

Ba dum tss.


A sheep, a drum and a snake all fell down a cliff

Ba. Dumm. Tss


What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Ba-dum tss.



Worker > ,What's your emergency?

Man > My wife is going to give birth!

Worker > Is this her first born?

Man > No,it's her husband

*Ba Dum Tss*


Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's.

^^*ba ^^dum ^^tss*


Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Ba dum tss.


What do you call a gay booger?


*ba-dum tss*


What's Shrek's favorite shape?

A shrek-tangle! *ba-dum tss*


What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)


A man walks into a bar with a piece of green tarmac on his head...

The landlord says to the rest of the customers:

"Don't talk to him! He's a **cycle path**!"

Ba Dum Tss!


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