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2 Italian men

So 2 Italian men walk into a bus after it stops. They sit behind a lady who trys not to listen to their conversation but is curious.
One says "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses dey come together. Den I come again. Two asses they come together againa. Then I come and pee twice. Then I come again."
The woman then says a loud "You foul mouthed swines! In America we don't talk about our sex lives in public!
"Hey cool down lady" the Italian said. "Imma just trying to tell my friend how to spell Mississippi!

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An English man, Irish man and Scottish man...

Are on a plane and the pilot comes out and issues everyone a challange, "if you can guess where we are by sticking your hand out of the window ill give you 50 grand" the Scottish man quickly jumps up and sticks his hand out of the window "we are in Dundee" he guessed, the pilot shakes his head. Then the Irish man trys "we are in Dublin" he guesses, again the pilot shakes his head, then the English man steps up, "we are in Liverpool" he says, shocked the pilot answers "Yes! Thats right, but how did you know?" The English man replies "because my watch has been stolen"

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Man trys nude sunbathing and burns his dick

He calls his friend who recommends he dunk it in a glass of milk to ease the pain. He goes into the kitchen totally naked, fills a glass full of cold milk and cautiously puts the tip in. Just at that moment his wife bursts through the door. She takes one look at him and says.

"Huh, so that's how you reload those things."

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Studies show that owning a ladder is 10 times more dangerous than owning a gun.

That's why I own 10 guns. In case some maniac trys to come at me with a ladder.

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A dad walks in on his son masterbating.

"Son you can't be masterbating."

"But why?" says his son.

Caught off guard the dad trys his best explaining without going into the whole birds and the bees.

A couple incidents later and much more explaning, the dad is still with no success. Finally the dads gives in and says to his son, "You can't be doing that, *it's not good for you*."

"But why?"

"Because son, you'll go blind!"

"Ah ok!" ths son replies. "I don't want that!"

Certain he finally took care of the problem, the dad is finally at peace

A couple days later the dad walks in once more. "Son, what did I tell you about doing that!?"

"I know dad, but I'll stop once I start needing glasses."

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