Trust Issues Jokes
26 trust issues jokes and hilarious trust issues puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trust issues that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Trust Issues Short Jokes
Short trust issues jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trust issues humour may include short trust jokes also.
- I read in my girlfriend's diary...... that I have real trust issues!! What a bunch of BS...
- Why does internet explorer ask so many questions? Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.
- My girlfriend has real trust issues, always paranoid. My wife on the other hand is a lot more chill.
- What ethical issues might arise regarding an experiment involving children? Children can't be trusted.
- Marital trust issues "So you trusted your wife enough to have your child but not enough to have her in your bank?"
"I trusted **t**...** to make a better quality c**..."
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Trust Issues One Liners
Which trust issues one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trust issues? I can suggest the ones about anger issues and anger issue.
- People say I have trust issues... I don't believe them
- I was told I had Trust Issues, I don't believe it though.
- My girlfriend has a lot of trust issues. Well, one of them does.
- I'm 99% sure I have trust issues. Though I'm not sure I trust my math.
- I have trust issues Been wearing them for 3 years now. Good as new
- Why did the shampoo have trust issues? Because the soap was a lye.
- My Black friend asked me why I have trust issues
- My girlfriend told me I have trust issues. I just couldn't believe what I was hearing.
- Game of Thrones is why I have trust issues.
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What funny jokes about trust issues you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean commitment issues jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trust issues pranks.
The doctor is trustworthy
Lady patient to the Doctor inside his examination room "Doctor can you please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable. "
Doctor - "Trust me lady, I am a Doctor & I am a Gentleman.
Lady patient - "No that's not the issue.
Your receptionist is alone outside and my husband is neither a doctor nor a gentleman...
Gentleman
Lady patient says to Doctor inside his examination room, Doctor can you please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable.
Doctor - trust me lady, I am a gentleman.
Lady patient - no that's not the issue. Your receptionist is alone outside and my husband is not a gentleman.
Trust Issues
A rich polish man leaves his homeland to start over in America and find love.
After a year in the states and building a successful business, he meets a woman who he falls in love with and they get married.
After 2 months of being married and living together the polish man goes to see a divorce attorney.
He tells the attorney he needs to file for divorce out of fear that his wife is trying to steal his money.
The attorney says "Okay, why do you think she is trying to steal your money?"
"She's trying to kill me!"
"Sir, that's a serious accusation! Do you have any proof of this?"
"Well when I was in the bathroom, I opened her drawer and I saw a bottle that said 'Polish Remover'!"