Trumpet Player Jokes

17 trumpet player jokes and hilarious trumpet player puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trumpet player that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Trumpet Player Short Jokes

Short trumpet player jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trumpet player humour may include short trumpet jokes also.

  1. If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets. I'd hate to toot my own horn
  2. What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
  3. How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? 13, 1 to actually do it and the other 12 talk about how much better they could have done it.
  4. What do you call it when a professional trumpet player calls in sick because he has too much iron in his blood? Ferrous bugler's day off
  5. How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10; 1 to do it, and 9 to stand around and say how much better of a job they could have done.
  6. What do m**... and being a bad trumpet player have in common? Blow your horn in private, no one wants to see you rehearsing in a public park.
  7. Did you hear about the Iraqi s**...'ite Trumpet player who quit the Baghdad Big Band today? On a gig last night the band leader called the first number - "On the Sunni side of the street."

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Trumpet Player One Liners

Which trumpet player one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trumpet player? I can suggest the ones about piano player and jazz musician.

  1. What Do You Call An Arrogant Trumpet Player? A Brass-Hole
  2. What do you call a self-absorbed trumpet player? Brasshole
  3. How Do You Kill a Trumpet Player? You shove then off their ego!
  4. How is a pirate like a trumpet player? They both m**... on the high C's.

Cheeky Trumpet Player Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about trumpet player you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean guitar player jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trumpet player pranks.

Three sisters have dates all on the same night...

At the end of the night, after they all come home, they get together to talk about how it went.
The first sister says "the guy that took me out was a trumpet player. He kissed me at the end of our date, but was really uptight.
The second sister says "Well my date was a tuba player. When he kissed me, it was all loose and sloppy"
They both turn to the third sister and ask how her date was, to which she replied, "My date was a french horn player. The kissing was alright, I suppose, but I really loved the way he held me!"

The orchestra's new trumpet player

A local orchestra's trumpet player just died of old age. They start auditions so they can find a new one.
The judges call in the first candidate. He walks in wearing a beautifully tailored dark tuxedo. He pulls out an incredibly expensive trumpet. His trumpet case is lined with red velvet. He brings the gold plated instrument up to his mouth and starts playing.
And wow, he's terrible. The judges cringe as he clumsily stumbles through a few messy runs. Nearly everything he plays is hideously out of tune. They send him away and bring in the next candidate.
This guy looks exactly opposite from the other guy. His hair is messy. He hasn't showered in weeks. His beard has food particles in it. He opens a crumpled brown paper bag and pulls out a rusty trumpet. He shakily puts the instrument to his lips and starts playing.
And man, *he was worse.*