trumpcare Jokes

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A British doctor brags to colleagues: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we removed a man's backbone, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he was looking for work."

The German surgeon replies; In Germany we removed a section of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he too is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took a beating heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he started a new job."

The American doctor sighs, saying; "You are all still behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no backbone and he got a job overnight, as our President."


It hasn't even made it through the senate...

And Bronx-Lebanon Hospital is already rolling out Trumpcare.


So Trumpcare will make health insurance harder for the working class & will give the super-rich a huge tax cut, but hey it's time to look at the bright side.

Those old cunts who voted for Trump won't be alive to vote in the 2020 election.


What is TrumpCare?

An oxymoron.


I heard that some Toyota drivers won't be covered under the new Trumpcare bill

Because of their priusxisting health conditions.


What's a super hero Trumpcare members of Congress currently love?



Trumpcare is so good

...medical treatment will be the last thing you need.


What are the most funny Trumpcare jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Trumpcare? Well, here are the best Trumpcare dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Trumpcare pick up lines to share with friends.


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