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- Breaking News: bill gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall On the condition he gets to install windows.
- Trump's wall will cost 21.6 billion, Nasa's budget is only 19 billion Probably because Mexico has more aliens
- Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country.
- Donald Trump has announced that he plans to extend his wall across the oceans... This news came after he discovered that a man named Jesus managed to walk on water.
- I asked my Mexican friend if he will be upset if Trump manages to build the wall. He said, Eh. I'll get over it.
- Why did Trump throw so many plate against the wall like a baby? He wanted to seem tough on china.
- Guys I think Trump's immigration policies just might work. China built a wall and they have like, no Mexicans.
- Now that Donald Trump is actually building the wall, I hear Mexicans are depressed I'm sure they'll soon get over it
- Say what you want about Trump's wall But China has had a great wall for thousands of years and you still don't see any Mexicans
- Mexico's president says he will not go to the U.S. for a meeting with Trump The wall's not even finished and it kept a Mexican out!
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- Although we may never see Trump Wall... ... we all just got to see Trump Cave.
- I had a joke about Trumps border wall But it doesn't hold up over time.
- What do Donald Trump, Pink Floyd, and Dale Earnhardt all have in common? The wall.
- How do the Mexicans feel about Trump building a wall on the boarder? They'll get over it
- What's the difference between Trump and Humpty Dumpty? Humpty Dumpty has a wall.
- I had a joke about Trump's border wall ... ... but it fell flat.
- I thought Trump wanted a wall. Turns out he got a cave.
- Trump didn't finish the wall He's just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project
- What do Mexicans think about Trump's border wall? They'll get over it.
- Found On A Bathroom Wall Here I sit
taking a dump,
Giving birth
to another Trump - Trump's Least Favorite Picture Book Where's Wall Dough?
- Trump should Crowd fund his wall! Does Kickstarter accept Peso?
- Yo mama so fat Donald trump used her as the border wall.
:) - Which state would like to pay the most bill for building Trump wall? Tax us
- Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"
this must be Trump wall".
Where will Donald Trump find the workers to build this Great Wall?
Outside of Home Depot......
Maybe I should shoot myself in the foot. Not trying to be racists, but you get the point.
Why are people comparing Trump to Reagen?
Reagan's biggest accomplishment was tearing down a wall not putting one up.
What did the ghost of Ronald Reagan tell Donald Trump after he assumed the presidency?
Hair down this wall.
Donald Trump has cancelled a planned trip to Israel.
When asked why, Trump said, "They already have a wall and fear of Muslims. My work there is done."
What is the first thing Trump will do when is the President
Build a wall around the White House and make all the visitors pay for it!
If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense.
The German side says "Build a wall!"
The Scottish side says "Well im not paying for it!"
How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall without congressional approval?
By forcing every Juan to work on it.
Did you hear about Trump getting Pink Floyd back together?
Only problem is, he's gonna make them pay for every brick in the wall.
I've been called the Trump of the bedroom...
Because s**... with me builds up emotional walls that they end up paying for.
I was going to make a joke about Donald Trump supporters celebrating cinco de mayo but
My back is up against a wall
If Trump wins, why should you move to Mexico instead of Canada?
Because there'll be an actual wall keeping you from Trump
Trump obviously has the support of the Freemasons
He wants to build a wall, and do you know who gets paid to build walls?
**MASONS!**
Why am I against Donald Trump's wall idea?
It will make fleeing to Mexico more difficult when he ruins our country.
Did you hear Mexico agreed to help Donald Trump build his wall?
They've gotta keep all those Americans out once Donald gets elected.
Sorry, super liberal grandpa told me this one on Father's day. Couldn't help but share.
Mexico is starting to build a wall
They're worried about the Americans crossing the border when Trump is elected.
Maybe Trump is right,and he's been warning us all along
If he's elected, there will be a wall, and mexico will pay for it, to keep americans out
Why is Donald Trump so intent on building a wall with Mexico?
To stop the workers at his construction site from running back!
Mexico was pretty livid when Donald Trump announced his plan to build a wall along the southern border of the United States...
...But once it's erected and complete, I'm sure they'll manage to get over it.
What's Trump's favorite place to shop?
*Wall-Mart*
^^pls ^^no ^^kill ^^I ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^at ^^2 ^^in ^^the ^^morning
A white friend, a Mexican friend, and I go trick or treating...
My white friend is Donald Trump, I'm a wall, and my Mexican friend is on the other side.
I don't think Donald Trump realizes how strong and unified Latinos are...
Every Latino is like a brick. When they come together they form a wall.
Trump wants to build a wall between Canada and the U.S. also
Please... please do it... us Canadians will even gladly pay for it
With the news of Trump presidency, many Americans set out to emigrate.
Attempting to leave the coasts, they discover something they had never thought possible - a wall to keep them in!
I didn't vote for Trump, but at least Now I get to find out how
He's going to Build That Wall and make Mexico pay for it.
Now that Donald Trump will be President, I really hope he builds the wall.
We need to keep all those crazy Americans contained.
What do you call an i**... Italian immigrant?
an imPASTA!
Trump didn't lie when he said Mexico was going to pay for the wall...
by securing his win, Mexico will start building to keep the Americans out of their country.
People should not move to Canada because of Trump
They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump.
The value of the Peso has significantly dropped after Trump's election
Ironically, now Mexico can't afford to pay for the wall.
If Trump actually does build the wall, I hope he makes it an effective one...
If Trump actually does build the wall, I hope he makes it an effective one, like the Wall of China. I mean, there are practically no Mexicans in China.
All the Americans shouldnt move to Canada but Mexiko instead
that way they would atleast have a wall between them and Trump
(sorry for any possible spelling or gramar mistakes)
The Great Wall of China proves that Trump's wall will work...
... throughout many centuries no Mexican has ever breached it.
What kind of dogs will patrol the Trump wall?
Border Collies!
I just came up with this after not sleeping for 30+ hours. Sorry for the cheesy goodness.
I don't understand why ...
I don't understand why Mexicans are so upset that Trump is going to build a wall.
They should just get over it.
Donald Trump's plan for the first 100 days is going exactly according to plan...
Now that he's finished building the swamp he can focus on draining the wall.
How will Trump make Mexico pay for the wall?
By turning the Great Wall of Mexico into a tourist destination.
Not everything donald trump says is s**....
The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!
As an American of Chinese decent, I offered my services to help Trump to build his wall.
He replied that he didn't think it would be a good idea for me to build the barrier in my own internment camp.
A group of countries were going to buy Donald Trump Pink Floyd's entire discography...
but they didn't because Mexico wouldn't pay for The Wall.
The United States is calling for bids on who is going to build "The Wall".
Trump is favoring the company that makes Nomex.
Instead of a wall on the Mexican border, Trump could build a dome over the continental U.S. They'll call it:
The Freedome.
China already tried Trump's giant wall idea, and we saw how that worked out...
not too many f**...' Mexicans in China, are there?
Did you know Trump played soccer in high school?
He was a goalkeeper, set up a wall like you've never seen...
What are they going to use to build the wall?
The brick that were s**... by people when Trump became president.
Why does China like Trump so much?
They built a great wall hundreds of years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans.
Trump is in a paradox
He needs construction workers to build the wall, but he's trying to deport all the construction workers
I thought of this on the spot that's why it's bad sorry
So I heard today...
Trump's wall budget is 3 Billion more than NASA's budget for the year...apparently NASA doesn't deal with as many aliens as trump does.
I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd
"We don't need no education" -Devos
"All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump
Trump's wall will be useless since it doesn't extend into the oceans.....
Everyone knows Jesus can walk on water.
Mexicans are having a hard time facing the facts that the Trump administration is going to build a wall...
But they'll get over it.
Depression in Mexico
There are been a sharp increase in depression in Mexico since Trump got into office on the platform of building a wall between the two countries.
Leading mental health experts have said that sadly many Mexicans will never get over it.
A man dies and goes to heaven...
He goes up to the gates of heaven and sees a wall of clocks. He asks an angel, "what are all those clocks" the angel tells him that they are lie clocks. Everybody has one, and every time you lie it ticks one notch over. The angel points to a clock labeled "Abraham Lincoln" which has 3 lies. The man asks the angel "Where is Donald Trump's clock?" The angel replies "Its in Jesus's office, he's using it as a ceiling fan."
Donald Trump pulls out of Paris Climate Arrangement after alleged threats to interfere with the U.S. Mexico border wall.
He heard "Climb-it" deal, and flipped out
Trump's Wall Won't Matter
People will still find a way to cross the border. There's a reason why they're called Mexicans, not Mexican'ts
Senator John McCain is Pro-Mexican Deportation and Pro-Trump Wall.
He hates the Mexicans because of what they did to him and his men at the Alamo.
Why did Donald Trump decide not to build The Wall and just take a Xanax instead?
Because it's a cheaper and faster cure for hispanic attacks.
If Trump continues his anti climate change campaign and the provocation towards North Korea the only wall we will be building will be...
Wall-E
Trump is planning on shifting his efforts to build a wall along the east coast.
He thinks it can keep Jose out.
What is Donald trump's favorite chemical process?
When two molecules bind temporarily because of random polarization
Oh f*k it it's van der walls forces
I feel like Jose Mourinho and Donald Trump would get along really well....
...they both need to build a wall.
What did Trump say to the Mexican President in a private discussion about his wall?
Let's keep it between us.
What's Donald Trumps favorite kind of nut?
Wall-nuts. I tell you these things are a tough one to crack but once we do it's going to be spectacular.
Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg are collaborating on a project.
Donald is building a wall. Mark is selling ad space on the wall.
I still don't know why people think Donald Trump's wall would never work.
China did it, and they barely have any Mexicans
What does the Mexicans think of Trump's wall?
Some love it, some hate it. Most think its borderline offensive.
Upon arriving at the Pearly Gates of Heaven, a man saw a massive wall of clocks.
He asked St Peter what is with all the clocks?
St Peter responded, These are the clocks of lies. Each person has a clock. Every time they lied on Earth the clock moves one tick.
The man noticed a clock that wasn't moving. "Whose clock is that?" He asked.
St Peter said that was Mother Teresa. She never told a lie.
Whose is that? Abe Lincoln's. It moved two ticks. Showing he lied twice.
Understanding the system, he asked, Where's Donald Trump's clock?
St. Peter responded It's in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
How to build a wall
If Trump ever needs help with the wall to Mexico he should ask the Swedish National Football Team, they did a pretty good job.
Trump said he would build a wall but he hasn't even picked up a brick yet.
He's just another middle aged man failing at a DIY project.
Donald Trump approaches the wall prototypes.
Donald Trump is approaching the wall prototypes when suddenly a secret service agent yells "Mickey Mouse!".
A man appears to have jumped across the boarder holding something suspicious.
The secret service agents tackle him and the situation is secure.
Someone then asks what the Mickey Mouse shouting was about.
The agent goes "I was startled, I meant to say Donald Duck!"
donald trump's pick up line
Excuse me miss, is your drink a wall? Because someone else is about to pay for it.
(cr. Daily Show)
Donald Trump should learn that if people throw stones at him, he shouldn't throw the stones on them as an act of revenge..
He should use the stones to build a Wall.
