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- Breaking News: bill gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall On the condition he gets to install windows.
- Donald Trump has announced that he plan to extend his wall across the oceans... This news came after he discovered that a man named Jesus managed to walk on water.
- Why did Trump throw so many plate against the wall like a baby? He wanted to seem tough on china.
- Mexico's president says he will not go to the U.S. for a meeting with Trump The wall's not even finished and it kept a Mexican out!
- Trump's wall will be useless since it doesn't extend into the oceans..... Everyone knows Jesus can walk on water.
- Donald Trump has cancelled a planned trip to Israel. When asked why, Trump said, "They already have a wall and fear of Muslims. My work there is done."
- What's the difference between Trump and a single cell organism? l. Single cell organisms have a wall
- What do Donald Trump & the Kool-Aid Man have in common? They are both loud, artifically colored, and obsessed with walls.
- If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense. The German side says "Build a wall!"
The Scottish side says "Well im not paying for it!" - If Trump continues his anti climate change campaign and the provocation towards North Korea the only wall we will be building will be... Wall-E
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- Although we may never see Trump Wall... ... we all just got to see Trump Cave.
- I had a joke about Trumps border wall But it doesn't hold up over time.
- What do Donald Trump, Pink Floyd, and Dale Earnhardt all have in common? The wall.
- What's the difference between Trump and Humpty Dumpty? Humpty Dumpty has a wall.
- I thought Trump wanted a wall. Turns out he got a cave.
- Found On A Bathroom Wall Here I sit
taking a dump,
Giving birth
to another Trump - Trump's Least Favorite Picture Book Where's Wall Dough?
- Trump should Crowd fund his wall! Does Kickstarter accept Peso?
- Which state would like to pay the most bill for building Trump wall? Tax us
- Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid?
A: The wall maker set.
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A man died and went to heaven...
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks, everyone on earth has a lie clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Donald Trump's clock?"
"His clock is in Jesus' office, he's using it as a ceiling fan."
Why are people comparing Trump to Reagen?
Reagan's biggest accomplishment was tearing down a wall not putting one up.
What did the ghost of Ronald Reagan tell Donald Trump after he assumed the presidency?
Hair down this wall.
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What's with all the clocks?
A man who recently died had a meeting with God. He was waiting outside, looking at a large wall of clocks outside his office. God stepped out to invite him inside.
**M:** Hey, what's with all these clocks?
**G:** Ah, this is the wall shows every lie everyone has ever told. The lies are represented by clocks. Every time someone tells a lie, the clock moves 1 minute.
**M:** Wow there's a lot of people up here. Look, George Washington's clock never moved! Mine is at 2:27.... Hmm. Hey, where's Donald Trump's clock?
**G:** Oh, I keep that in my office and use it as a fan!
If Donald Trump had a band, what would be its name?
Donald Trump and the Trumpets
Their first single : We built this wall.
What is the first thing Trump will do when is the President
Build a wall around the White House and make all the visitors pay for it!
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The only way that Mexico will build and pay for the wall...
..is after Trump runs the economy into the ground and Mexico has to keep the i**... job-seeking Americans out.
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How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall without congressional approval?
By forcing every Juan to work on it.
Did you hear about Trump getting Pink Floyd back together?
Only problem is, he's gonna make them pay for every brick in the wall.
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I've been called the Trump of the bedroom...
Because s**... with me builds up emotional walls that they end up paying for.
I was going to make a joke about Donald Trump supporters celebrating cinco de mayo but
My back is up against a wall
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If Trump wins, why should you move to Mexico instead of Canada?
Because there'll be an actual wall keeping you from Trump
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Trump obviously has the support of the Freemasons
He wants to build a wall, and do you know who gets paid to build walls?
**MASONS!**
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Did you hear Mexico agreed to help Donald Trump build his wall?
They've gotta keep all those Americans out once Donald gets elected.
Sorry, super liberal grandpa told me this one on Father's day. Couldn't help but share.
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Maybe Trump is right,and he's been warning us all along
If he's elected, there will be a wall, and mexico will pay for it, to keep americans out
Why is Donald Trump so intent on building a wall with Mexico?
To stop the workers at his construction site from running back!
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Why should r**... NOT vote for Trump?
Because Trump wants to build a wall, and a wall is what killed Dale Earnhardt.
What's Trump's favorite place to shop?
*Wall-Mart*
^^pls ^^no ^^kill ^^I ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^at ^^2 ^^in ^^the ^^morning
A white friend, a Mexican friend, and I go trick or treating...
My white friend is Donald Trump, I'm a wall, and my Mexican friend is on the other side.
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I don't think Donald Trump realizes how strong and unified Latinos are...
Every Latino is like a brick. When they come together they form a wall.
With the news of Trump presidency, many Americans set out to emigrate.
Attempting to leave the coasts, they discover something they had never thought possible - a wall to keep them in!
The value of the Peso has significantly dropped after Trump's election
Ironically, now Mexico can't afford to pay for the wall.
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To all those people complaining about Donald Trump winning the election....
Just build a wall and get over it.
What kind of dogs will patrol the Trump wall?
Border Collies!
I just came up with this after not sleeping for 30+ hours. Sorry for the cheesy goodness.
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I don't understand why ...
I don't understand why Mexicans are so upset that Trump is going to build a wall.
They should just get over it.
Donald Trump's plan for the first 100 days is going exactly according to plan...
Now that he's finished building the swamp he can focus on draining the wall.
How will Trump make Mexico pay for the wall?
By turning the Great Wall of Mexico into a tourist destination.
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Not everything donald trump says is s**....
The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!
As an American of Chinese decent, I offered my services to help Trump to build his wall.
He replied that he didn't think it would be a good idea for me to build the barrier in my own internment camp.
A group of countries were going to buy Donald Trump Pink Floyd's entire discography...
but they didn't because Mexico wouldn't pay for The Wall.
The United States is calling for bids on who is going to build "The Wall".
Trump is favoring the company that makes Nomex.
Instead of a wall on the Mexican border, Trump could build a dome over the continental U.S. They'll call it:
The Freedome.
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China already tried Trump's giant wall idea, and we saw how that worked out...
not too many f**...' Mexicans in China, are there?
Everybody's making a big deal about the Mexican president canceling his meeting with Trump...
The wall isn't even built yet and it's already kept out at least one Mexican.
Did you know Trump played soccer in high school?
He was a goalkeeper, set up a wall like you've never seen...
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What are they going to use to build the wall?
The brick that were s**... by people when Trump became president.
Trump is in a paradox
He needs construction workers to build the wall, but he's trying to deport all the construction workers
I thought of this on the spot that's why it's bad sorry
So I heard today...
Trump's wall budget is 3 Billion more than NASA's budget for the year...apparently NASA doesn't deal with as many aliens as trump does.
I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd
"We don't need no education" -Devos
"All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump
Depression in Mexico
There are been a sharp increase in depression in Mexico since Trump got into office on the platform of building a wall between the two countries.
Leading mental health experts have said that sadly many Mexicans will never get over it.
A man dies and goes to heaven...
He goes up to the gates of heaven and sees a wall of clocks. He asks an angel, "what are all those clocks" the angel tells him that they are lie clocks. Everybody has one, and every time you lie it ticks one notch over. The angel points to a clock labeled "Abraham Lincoln" which has 3 lies. The man asks the angel "Where is Donald Trump's clock?" The angel replies "Its in Jesus's office, he's using it as a ceiling fan."
Donald Trump pulls out of Paris Climate Arrangement after alleged threats to interfere with the U.S. Mexico border wall.
He heard "Climb-it" deal, and flipped out
The Wall of Lie-Clocks
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks for?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indication that she never told a lie."
"Incredible" said the man.
"And that's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe told two lies his entire life."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"His clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
A man died and went to heaven
As St. Peter showed him around, he couldn't help but notice all the clocks on the wall. So, being curious, he asked "What are all of these clocks for?" "Those are lie clocks. Each person on earth has one, and when you lie, the hands move. This one is mother Teresa's. It's never moved, showing that she's never lied. This is abe Lincoln's. It's moved twice showing he had told only two lies."
"That's incredible" said the man
"Where's Trump's?" he asked
"Oh it's in God's office, he's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Trump is planning on shifting his efforts to build a wall along the east coast.
He thinks it can keep Jose out.
What is Donald trump's favorite chemical process?
When two molecules bind temporarily because of random polarization
Oh f*k it it's van der walls forces
I feel like Jose Mourinho and Donald Trump would get along really well....
...they both need to build a wall.
What did Trump say to the Mexican President in a private discussion about his wall?
Let's keep it between us.
Everybody does it
A man died and went to heaven. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter. "Why all the clocks?" St. Peter answered "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh" said the man, "Whose clock is that?"........ "That was Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved. She had never told a lie." "Where's President Trump's clock?" asked the man. "Oh." said Peter. "It's in Jesus' office"......."He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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So Donald Trump is standing on the nearly completed US-Mexican wall...
President Trump is standing on the US-Mexico border, next to his nearly completed border wall.
Alongside him is the president of Mexico who is smiling and looking genuinely pleased.
**Trump**: I have just added the final brick onto the wall so it is now complete. What are you smiling about.
**Mexican President**: I'm just really happy that you decided to build this beautiful wall.
**Trump**: Why?
**Mexican President**: Because you are in Mexico at the moment.
What's Donald Trumps favorite kind of nut?
Wall-nuts. I tell you these things are a tough one to crack but once we do it's going to be spectacular.
Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg are collaborating on a project.
Donald is building a wall. Mark is selling ad space on the wall.
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I still don't know why people think Donald Trump's wall would never work.
China did it, and they barely have any Mexicans
What does the Mexicans think of Trump's wall?
Some love it, some hate it. Most think its borderline offensive.
Upon arriving at the Pearly Gates of Heaven, a man saw a massive wall of clocks.
He asked St Peter what is with all the clocks?
St Peter responded, These are the clocks of lies. Each person has a clock. Every time they lied on Earth the clock moves one tick.
The man noticed a clock that wasn't moving. "Whose clock is that?" He asked.
St Peter said that was Mother Teresa. She never told a lie.
Whose is that? Abe Lincoln's. It moved two ticks. Showing he lied twice.
Understanding the system, he asked, Where's Donald Trump's clock?
St. Peter responded It's in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
A catholic man dies and goes to Heaven, there he learns that "lie clocks" exist for all humans...
A man is greeted by St. Peter, he quickly notices there are many objects that look like clocks attached to the walls.
St. Peter explains that every time a person tells a lie, the hand on their clocks spins just a little faster.
As he walks through the hallway, he sees mother Teresa's clock, which isn't spinning at all. He then sees Abraham Lincolns clock, and notices it is just slightly spinning. He asks, "just out of curiosity, where is Donald Trump's clock?"
St Peter replies "Oh its not here, Jesus uses it as a fan in his office."
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How to build a wall
If Trump ever needs help with the wall to Mexico he should ask the Swedish National Football Team, they did a pretty good job.
A man died and went to Heaven.
He was greeted by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. He saw a wall of clocks that had names on them. He asked Saint Peter what they were for. He replied "They are lie clocks, and every time you lie, the hands move one minute." He showed him George Washington's clock, which was at 12:00, and he told him this meant he had never lied. He then showed him Bill Gates' clock, which was at 1:30, which meant he had lied 90 times. The man asked where Trump's clock was. Saint Peter said "It's in Jesus's office. He uses it as a ceiling fan"
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Trump said he would build a wall but he hasn't even picked up a brick yet.
He's just another middle aged man failing at a DIY project.
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I asked my Mexican friend if he will be upset if Trump manages to build the wall.
He said, Eh. I'll get over it.
donald trump's pick up line
Excuse me miss, is your drink a wall? Because someone else is about to pay for it.
(cr. Daily Show)
Donald Trump should learn that if people throw stones at him, he shouldn't throw the stones on them as an act of revenge..
He should use the stones to build a Wall.
The wall
Why trump wants to build a wall around the us mexico border?
To defeat china by building a larger wall.
My mom said I should dress up as Trump's Wall for Halloween since I was unwanted.
All I heard was 'Don't forget mother's day next year'
Donald Trump figured out how to get Mexico to pay for the border wall.
He promised monthly diplomatic visits to Mexico by motorcade.
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If Donald Trump really wants to get his wall and slow down i**... immigration
I suggest a rock climbing one
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Trump's wall barely touches a small portion of the entire U.S.
No wonder everyone thinks he's off on a tangent.
If Trump gets a coin every time he gets criticized
He would have built the wall using his own money.
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When asked if they were emotionally disgruntled by Trump's wall, Mexicans responded..
'Meh, we'll get over it.
