Trump Supporters Jokes

A mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, I want to be President one day.

Trump says, Are you s**...? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you r**...?
The kid replies, You know what, I've changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.

A new study has found that Donald Trump supporters make the most grammatical errors.

They tried to find Hillary supporters errors as well, but they got deleted.

A s**... has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...

...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters.

Clinton, Sanders, Trump and Cruz are having lunch together...

and they're discussing why each thinks they'll win.
"I have the support of women and minorities" says Clinton. "I have the support of intellectuals" says Sanders "I have the support of the average american tired of politics as usual" says Trump.
Cruz just smiles..."I have the support of the people in charge of programming the electronic voting machines"

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None! The room's been dark ever since José got deported!

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look, we can change the lightbulb. That I will tell you. We're changing it, ok? And I understand what you're saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say "Is the lightbulb really dead?". Thats what they are asking me, its unbelievable. The lightbulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. But we are going to change it.

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

This change'll be fantastic. It'll be great. You won't believe how great this change will be.

A Donald Trump campaign sign was found defaced with a s**...

No one knows if it was done by a supporter or a protester

Trump protester: it's impossible to round up 11 million people and ship them somewhere.

Trump supporter: why are you denying the Holocaust

What happens when you call a Trump supporter xenophobic?

They do a quick google search and then agree with you.

How is Trump different from h**...?

Unlike h**... Trump wants to round up every Juan.
Edit : No offence to Trump supporters or anyone!

I was going to make a joke about Donald Trump supporters celebrating cinco de mayo but

My back is up against a wall

Trump obviously has the support of the Freemasons

He wants to build a wall, and do you know who gets paid to build walls?
**MASONS!**

The reason why Sanders' supporters will switch to Trump

With half the American workforce leaving for Canada, they might actually be able to find a job out of college

The Trump campaign is advising supporters over 45 who want to shake the candidate's hand to bring along their reading glasses.

After a few incidents.

A Trump supporter, a Sanders supporter and a Clinton supporter are being interviewed.

The question asked was 'what do you think of morals in politics'?
The Sanders supporter says: politics? What is politics?
The Clinton supporter says: morals? What is morals?
The Trump supporter says: think? What is think?

Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics?

Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration.
(all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)

There are a bunch of people shouting "No Reds or Yellows!" outside my gym

I can't tell if they are supporting Trump or Team Mystic

Two Trump supporters are walking side by side.

After a while, one asks the other "Can I walk in the middle now?"

So Hillary Clinton recently said half of Tump's supporters are a "Basket of deplorables".

Next Trump will respond saying:
"Half of Hillary's supporters are deportables"

What's the difference between a bot and a Trump supporter?

A bot has a chance of reacing self-awareness in our lifetime.

A Trump supporter asked an opponent what the candidate should do for the American taxpayer.

The opponent laughed and said, "How about becoming one himself?"

Hilary Clinton called some of us Trump supporters "deplorable". But I ain't worried.

They can't deplort me, I was born in this country!

You're meeting identical triplets tonight. One's from the Army, one's a lifestyle Vegan, and one is a diehard Trump supporter. How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

Donald Trump just obliterated Hillary Clinton's campaign to smithereens with THIS secret Trump bazooka

Pure sensationalism. Hillary Clinton supporters are furious.

Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be

That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order.

Why do Trump supporters enjoy polish people at his rally...

so that they can say that their ahead in the Poles.
Polish gram-pa said it.

It's no wonder Trump supporters can't figure out how they got through 650k emails in 8 days

Everyone knows only liberals are familiar with hash.

If hillary wins, trump supporters can at least take solice in 1 fact.

Bill clinton is going to be the first lady.

One thing that Trump's supporters love most about him is his authenticity...

Unfortunately, he also embodies the most dangerous example of inauthenticity: the combover.

A protestor shouted, "Trump will make America worse for g**..., Jews, b**..., Muslims, and Latinos!" A Trump supporter shouted back, "That's not true..."

"...he won't make it worse for Jews!"

2 Trump Supporters go to heaven

St. Peter greets them at the Pearly gates and asks if there is anything in the universe they'd like to know before meeting God. The fist guy asks, "What was really in Hillary's emails?"
"Nothing incriminating really", replies St. Peter.
The other guy turns and whispers, "Wow, this goes higher than we thought."

What's wrong with 5 Clinton supporters driving a Cadillac off of a cliff?

The car holds 6. (It also works for Trump supporters- try it!)

President Trump was asked by a reporter if he supports higher education and single mothers.

He responded, "Of course I do. Why do you think I've spent so much money at the s**... club?"

What's the difference between a trump supporter and a newly adopted Siberian husky?

The dog has the mental fortitude to realize he's just gotten owned by a Russian.

What two words will, when heard, get any Trump supporter to rant at length about Hillary Clinton?

"Donald" and "Trump".

What do you say to a bunch of worried Trump supporters?

"Don't worry, everything is going to be alt-right."

What's the difference between the French Flag and Trump supporters? [Not Very Political]

Trump's supporters aren't COMPLETELY white.

How is this possible? Whenever I say something bad, I get in trouble, but...

Whenever Donald Trump says something bad, he gets more supporters!?

I just don't get why so many Trump supporters are into b**...?

Seriously though. His supporters even love that big beautiful Jewish one in Israel.

A crossfitter, a vegan, and a trump supporter walk into a bar

I only know because they told everyone who was there.

Support the Prez

Dollar General announced their support for the president. They will now carry the full line of Trump Russian Ties,

I saw the clearest evidence in not supporting trump in the paper today

He eats his steak well done. With ketchup.

How are Trump supporters and ISIS members the same?

They are both usually teens, they're mad at everyone but themselves, and they are ready to blow stuff up.

People shouldn't compare prostitution and supporting Trump?

Cause atleast somebody is fighting to make prostitution legal

A group of fish is a school. A group of birds is a flock. A group of wolves is a pack. What do you call a group of Trump supporters?

A k**...

As a Trump supporter, I am really disappointed by all these firing at the White House.

Why aren't the firing televised live on TV? And there needs to be some suspenseful music prior to finding out who is being fired along with like 12 commercial breaks that can help pay down the national debt.

finally discovered why all the evangelicals support Trump

"He is the ultimate cure to omosexuality: just one year of Trump and all the gay men in america suddenly realized how much they miss the bush"

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, all they'll do is sit around and complain about how black the room is.

The best sort of person to s**... would be a Trump supporter

Cause even if you don't live up to any of your promises they won't care, and you can just pretend like you did anyway.

If I had a dollar for every time Trump supporters said "What about Hillary" to deflect from his corruption,

I could buy a Trump Administration appointment.

Trump: My Government isn't listening, can you help me?

Tech Support: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

An atheist, a feminist, and a Trump supporter walk into a bar

I know because they each told me within the first 10 seconds of meeting them.

Why did the Trump supporter look so relieved and happy just before being hanged?

Moments earlier Trump had assured him it was 'fake noose'.

What did the Buddhist Indian man say to the Trump Supporter when he told him to go back to his own filthy country?

Namaste

Donald Trump's advisers worry he could lose support from his base, so they suggested he change his hairstyle to better connect with white, rural voters...

...he's going to mullet over.

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they are content to wander around in n the dark.

How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What light bulb? There is no light bulb and never was. Liberals broke the light bulb. Fake news.

A Trump supporter is like that cousin of yours that fell into a multilevel pyramid scheme or bought a vacation timeshare.

Donald Trump supporter, Mr. President, when will you finally get the wall built?

Donald Trump, Believe me. I am Russian.

What did President Trump tell his supporters to get him re-elected and end the pandemic?

Wear a mask.

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, if they're told the lightbulb doesn't exist, it doesn't need changing

My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden.

No way would she have done that if she were still alive.

Trump left hundreds of supporters stranded in the freezing cold last night

Which goes to show that even the biggest support can be turned blue

Trump Supporters are demanding to join the LGBTQ+ community.

They say they identify as Non-Bidenary

two h**... trump supporters die and ascend to heaven.

God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions.
One of them says, yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud? .
God says, "my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232 .
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the o**... turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought .

Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven

God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?
God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the o**... turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought.

How do you get a trump supporter to wear a mask?

Convince them to storm the capitol building

First there were BLM protesters and now Trump supporters

Looks like orange is the new black