trump impeachment Jokes

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Why will the congress never impeach Trump?

Because the republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.


Dear God,

If you want us to impeach Trump, just give us a sign. Like blot out the sun. Anytime in the next week.




Why is the congress never impeaching president Trump?

because republicans insist on carrying a baby to its full term.


Impeachment joke -

Pamela Karlan during Impeachment Hearing:
The Constitution says there can be no titles of nobility, so while the president Trump can name his son Barron, he can’t make him a baron.


Why will Congress never impeach Trump?

Republicans insist on carrying a baby to full term, even if it was a drastic accident.


Trump impeachment jokes

Donald J. Trump has been impeached.
Finally, something he's earned !


President Trump just compared impeachment to being lynched.

If you are expecting an apology he will leave you hanging.


"Mr. Obama, how exactly does someone impeach a president?" "The american people have made their decision. To suggest we impeach a president before he's had a chance is an outrage! Regardless of your opinions and the flawed system we're under the election was held fair and square...

...Now would you *please* stop asking that, Mr. Trump?"


Impeachment joke

President Trump: "They got a good one now. Even though they're trying to impeach the son of a bβ€”, can you believe that?"

"I thought he was going to give me the Heisman Trophy." he said.


If Donald Trump becomes president and keeps up his shenanigans, he could be the first president to be impeached.

It would be an un-presidented event in American politics.


The Pope goes to Washington DC.

He's there to cure the sick, heal the masses, and all those Pope type things he does.

Donald Trump comes up to him and says, "Please Your Holiness, can you help me with my hearing?"

The pope then placed his hands over Trump's ears and blessed him.

"Well that's all well and good," said Trump, "but my impeachment hearing's not till next month."


People are outside the White House protesting, screaming IMPEACH IMPEACH IMPEACH!

Trump grabs his Switch, runs outside and yells I'M BOWSER, I'M BOWSER!


Impeachment is a joke

Steve Hilton:

"what a contrast:

- President Trump signs historic trade deal, 1st time any western leader gets China to acknowledge/curb its theft

- Nancy Pelosi wastes America's time with her pointless impeachment stunt

she is an utter embarrassment - a divisive, spiteful, hate-filled charlatan"


Why won't the Republicans impeach Trump?

Because they insist on carrying a baby to full term.


Trump has finally been impeached.

Looks like he's won the popular vote, not once, but twice!


Maybe all the people saying "impeach Trump" just don't want him to steal their favorite Mario Kart character.

I'm Peach, Trump


What does Trump say when someone says he's orange?

I'm not orange, impeached!


What's the difference between James Henry Trotter and Donald Trump?

One lives in a peach, and the other is impeached!


Trump found out about impeachment tonight coming after him.

Trump: "Was she the stripper from Georgia? Write her a check."


This Trump impeachment thing is a lot like constipation.

It’s a long and painful process that will probably end with the piece of shit not leaving


Is the president going to play his trump card and get funded,

Or get impeached and whine on Twitter about trumped up charges?


The new house won't get the senate to impeach Trump

Republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term


Despite the Mueller probe not going well for him, something cool is still happening to President Trump. Ben and Jerry are naming an ice cream after him.

It's called imPeach-Mint.


Despite things not going President Trump's way with the Mueller probe, he still has something cool happening for him. Ben and Jerry are naming an ice cream after him.

It's called imPeach-Mint.


Donald Trump's last words in office:

I’m not Orange, Impeached.


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