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  1. If trump wins the election, I will leave the United States If Biden wins the election, I will leave the United States
    This is not a political post, I just want to travel
  2. "You're telling me that I'm losing my job because donald trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!" "Mister President, we've been over this..."
  3. If Biden is elected, I'm leaving the country If Trump is reelected, I'm leaving the country.
    This is not a political post. I just want to travel.
  4. Why did Trump play golf after the election ? Because that's where the winner has the lowest score.
  5. Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.
  6. Say what you like about Donald Trump.. But he's doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president.
  7. If Trump is elected president... He will be the first billionaire to move into government housing after a black man.
  8. I wish my college professors graded papers like Trump 'wins' elections \*Professor grading my test\*
    Well he got the first couple questions right looks like I can stop grading the rest.
  9. Trump Advisor: "You should't have called Putin to congratulate him on winning a sham election...." Trump: "Why not? He called to congratulate me!"
  10. Election Day Drinking Game: Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop.

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Trump Election One Liners

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  1. Trump has done in 4 years what 80% of presidents fail to do in 8 years Lose an election.
  2. What did the democrats say after the mid-term elections? Trump that.
  3. How did Hillary Clinton lose the 2016 presidential election? She was Trumped.
  4. Trump won't get re-elected if we just stop fixing our grandparents' WiFi.
  5. Why was it i**... to vote for Trump in the 2020 election? It was strictly forbiden.

Trump Election Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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Based on Trump's History, if elected, he is likely to get divorced and remarried while in the White House

It will be "Marriage Apprentice" White House Edition

It's 2023, a child asks her father "how did Donald Trump get elected?"

".....that was the year all the adults were busy coloring."

Breaking: Donald Trump just announced ban on shredded cheese if elected!

He says this is a crucial step toward Making America Grate Again.

Trump just said if he's elected he'll shut down the corrugated container industry

He wants to make America crate again

Why Donald Trump might win the election but resign on the first day?

He finds out he has to move in to a small house in a black neighborhood​​!

I want Trump to win the presidential election

We would be able to see a celebrity apprentice with only congressmen and women. It would be nice to see them work for a change.

Did you hear Mexico agreed to help Donald Trump build his wall?

They've gotta keep all those Americans out once Donald gets elected.
Sorry, super liberal grandpa told me this one on Father's day. Couldn't help but share.

When Trump and Boris are elected...

>When Trump and Boris are elected...
...they'll be like toupees in a pod.

Mexico is starting to build a wall

They're worried about the Americans crossing the border when Trump is elected.

Monica Lewinsky is voting for Donald Trump

Monica Lewinsky is voting for Donald Trump in the 2016 Presidential Election, because the last time a Clinton was in office, it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Maybe Trump is right,and he's been warning us all along

If he's elected, there will be a wall, and mexico will pay for it, to keep americans out

Spercomputer was asked to find an alternative to Clinton and Trump to save presidential election.

The computer picked up a 80-year-old one-legged man from mental hospital in Georgia.
When he was asked: "How could you be a better alternative? You are older than any of them, sicker than Clinton and even more insane than Trump?", he answered:
"Well, maybe because I'm honest about it"

Why would Donald Trump want to lose the election?

Winning means he'd need to live in a smaller house in a black neighborhood

If Trump wins the election, Cher says she'll leave. I like Cher and all, but I think that may be Trump's first big accomplishment.

That'll probably double the amount of plastic we export next year.

If Trump gets elected...

...it will be the first time in History that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family.

Trump's last two chances to save his election campaign at the second debate:

1. Be endorsed by Dave.
2. Bring out a resurrected Harambe on stage.

Hillary and Trump tie in the election...

And the election moderator isn't sure what to do. So he decides that the president will be decided by a foot race around the White House lawn.
Trump is up first, and his final time around the lawn is 10 minutes 11 seconds.
Hillary is up next, and her final time around the lawn is 9:20.
The moderator tells Hillary she's won the election and the presidency, and tells her her time. Hillary asks "9:20? Is that a record around the lawn?"
The moderator says "No, Bush did 9:11".

Donald Trump could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and it wouldn't change is chances of being elected.

Because you can't have less than a zero percent chance.

If Trump wins the election, I'm leaving the country.

If Clinton wins the election, I'm leaving the country.
This isn't a political post; I just want to travel.

Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history?

Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump does not accept presidential election...

Says he doesn't want to move into an estate which previously had black tenants.

If you're upset about the presidential election, just wait four years

then you'll be able to choose between Trump or Kanye

The US has avoided disaster..

by electing Donald Trump, our country's cumulative sigh of relief that surely would've thrown our planet out of its orbit and into the sun, has been avoided.

Donald Trump and the 2016 Presidential Election

I would make a political joke about it but then it would get elected.

2016

where Leiceister City defies the odds of 3000/1 to win the league title, Cubs win the world series, and Donald Trump is elected as the president of the United States

United States once again votes for a minority President!

Donald J Trump is believed to be the first orange President to be elected in the history of the United States.

On 9/11, one of the worst things in American history occured...

Condolences from the UK on Trump winning the election.

As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election.

Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won.

Woohoo! Donald Trump won the presidential election!

As a Clinton voter I'm not happy that he won, just happy that I'm not Mexican

Right when I thought all this news of terrifying clowns had blown over...

... We elect Donald Trump as President

Why did Donald Trump win Florida in the Presidential Election?

Floridians have seen the positive effect an Orange can have on the economy.

Some said Trump would be elected when pigs fly...

Of course the irony now is, they're not only flying, they're being flown by Air Force One.

In a recent interview a few Germans were asked why they are celebrating Trump's election...

Their response: "For ze first time in modern history, ve will not be ze ones to start ze vworld vwar"

Since Trump got elected 2.5 million Americans want to leave the country

That's 2.5 million jobs he's already made!

Just gonna say...

Number of times Leonard Cohen died before Trump was elected - 0
Number of times after - 1
Draw your own conclusions...

Despite all the flak the public gives him, Trump has already solved the immigration problem in just a few days after becoming President-elect

Just ask yourself, who would want to sneak into America now?

Before leaving for the convention center on Election night, Hilary told Bill: "Tonight, for the first time in history, America will finally have two presidents sleeping with each other"...

When she got home, Bill was already eagerly waiting in bed, and he said:
"Is Trump on his way or should I drive to his place?"

"Mr. Obama, how exactly does someone impeach a president?" "The american people have made their decision. To suggest we impeach a president before he's had a chance is an outrage! Regardless of your opinions and the flawed system we're under the election was held fair and square...

...Now would you *please* stop asking that, Mr. Trump?"

Remember when President-Elect Trump said immigrants were going to take our jobs?

It's all true! Just ask Michelle Obama!

If the voting recount flips the outcome of the election, I have the perfect guy to call Trump and tell him that he's no longer going to be President...

Steve Harvey.
"I have to apologize.....the 1st runner-up, is Trump. The next President of the United States is...Hillary Clinton!"
*DEEP INHALE*
"***WRONG***"

Donald Trump says the only reason he lost the popular vote is because 3 million undocumented immigrants voted in the election

He knows this because thats how many of his employees asked him for the day off.

The US government has been trying to get rid of Fidel Castro for 50 years.

Trump gets elected, and Castro is dead within 3 weeks.

Women and minorities feel betrayed by Trump being elected...

Now they know how smart people felt with George Bush.

Donald Trump has his daily intelligence briefing.

"We're almost done, Mr. President-Elect," says the man conducting the briefing, "just one more small piece of information."
"Bring it on."
"5 Brazilian soldiers were killed last night"
"That certainly isn't a good thing," replies Trump, "but if you don't mind, could you refresh my memory on one thing?"
"Of course, Mr. Trump, what do you need?"
"How many is a Brazilian?"

Everyone who kept saying they couldn't wait for this election to be over is responsible for Trump winning.

They were Russian it.

A day before the elections Hillary tells Bill: "You know, tomorrow there will be two presidents in one bed."

Next day Bill asks Hillary: "So.. do I wait Trump here or should I go over to his place?"

The President-Elect has recently begun learning how to play bridge with the help of master bridge players. it turns out, the President-Elect's plays are far superior to those of his peers. In other words...

Trump's trumps trump Trump's trumps' trumps.

What did Trump say to Putin after he got elected?

Well, Vladimir, u**... for a real treat the next four years.

If there's one good thing about the election of Trump, it's the greatly lowered odds of being attacked by Russia.

After all, they're not going to key their own car.

Trump being elected is proof that we never developed time travel.

Today I know why we never developed time travel.

When Trump was elected President, Juan was very worried.

I guess you could say it was because of hispanic issues.

Trumps election win is like his e**...

He keeps on telling us that it was large, magnificent, and very hard. But we all know it was small, pathetic, and needed a little assistance to happen.

Trump and Obama having a private conversation in 2012

Trump: Mr. Obama, out of sheer curiosity, what must I need to do in order to be elected President of the United States?
Obama: President?? You have to be s**..., ignorant, probably delusional to think you can be qualified to be the President of the United States!
Trump: Perfect, I will see you on your way out then.
Obama: What???

A lot of people keep saying to me Trump cheated the election.

Well, honestly we shouldn't be Russian to collusion's.

How many Puerto Rican voters have to die before Trump decides to save one?

All of them. Puerto Ricans can't vote in the presidential election....

Before the election, I told myself that I would leave the country if Trump got elected.

Well, I did it, and it only took 11 months for the immigration officials to find me.

Trump called Putin to congratulate him on winning the election.

Putin said, 'Thanks, but why have you waited for over a year?

How did i know for sure global warming was real?

On the day Trump got elected over 50 million snowflakes melted at once.

My sister thought of this one during the twenty sixteen election.

Hillary and Trump are stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Who wins? America.

I'm from a future where Trump won re-election and solved Global Warming

Just a heads up though, nuclear winter is a bit chilly.

Despite the fact she is a Democrat, Monica Lewinsky decided to vote for Trump in the last election...

....she said to her friend, "I'd like to vote for Hillary, but the last Clinton left a very foul taste in my mouth."

Trump wants the shutdown to go on for as long as possible.

He thinks that way we won't be able to hold another election.

George W. Bush found a magic lamp.

What do you want from me, mr. Bush? asks the genie.
I regret a lot of stuff. I just want people to see me as wise, rightful man.
And that was the moment when Trump won the election.

It shouldn't be surprising our first black president was elected prior to Trump

It's always darkest before Don

I really hope Donald Trump wins this election

Best way to prevent COVID-19 spreading at the inauguration

A Russian and an American are in a bar talking about democracy

At one point, the American shouts The problem with you Russians is, you don't understand democracy! . To which the Russian eloquently responded What do you mean? We got Trump elected didn't we?

What did President Trump tell his supporters to get him re-elected and end the pandemic?

Wear a mask.

What would the White House be like for Trump if he loses the 2020 election?

For-Biden Entry

If Biden is elected, I stay in the country

If Trump is reelected, I stay in the country.
This is not a political post, I just can't leave because coronavirus.

If Trump wins the election, I'm leaving the country.

If Biden wins, I'm leaving the country.
This isn't a political post, I just miss traveling.

This election is crazy.

One candidate has a Trump card. The other is just Biden his time. There's a lot of Harrisment between the the two of them and I don't think it looks good on either of them, that's just my 2 Pence though.

Why is Donald Trump actually angry about the election outcome?

It's a loss he **can't** write off on his tax returns.

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