True False Jokes
32 true false jokes and hilarious true false puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about true false that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest True False Short Jokes
Short true false jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The true false humour may include short true or false jokes also.
- Be true to your teeth Or they will be false to you!
(My dentist laid this zinger on me during my 6mo check up today) - True false tests Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests? It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
- I didn't really want to take my friend's true or false test But he wouldn't take no for an answer
- It's true that the following punchline is the best It's false that the previous setup is the worst
- How do programmers become immortal With one fundamental change
mortality = true;
mortality = false; - true or false, kanye west f**... during the recording of his latest single? False, but he did have a lil' pump.
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True False One Liners
Which true false one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with true false? I can suggest the ones about false and true.
- !false It's funny because it's true.
- How Long is a battleship. True or false? False. How Long is a man from China.
- What did true say to false? Stop boolean me
- Eurt ton spelled backwards is false No, I was joking, it's not true
- Is it true there is a sub for everything? False.
Haven't seen a sub for deez nuts - How do you tell if water is true or false? Bring it to a bool.
- True or false? Kerry Katona actually owns a cat.
- I never understood the statement: "This statement is false." It's not true.
- True or False A german u-boat was sunk because of a malfunctioning toilet.
- Every word of this joke is true True true true true true true true false
I'm also a liar - What is true and false at the same time? This
- How long is a battleship. True or false? Wong! How long is a China man.
- The statement below is true... The statement above is false.
Hilarious True False Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about true false you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean true story jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make true false pranks.
Three ladies.
Three ladies went out to the flee market. A blonde, a redhead and a brunette. They found a magic mirror that told them this "each of you has to say something about herself, if it's true I'll grant you a wish but if it's false I'll kill you ". The ladies agreed, and the redhead said "i have the cutest boyfriend" and the mirror killed her. The brunette said "i have the prettiest car " and the mirror killed her. And the blonde said "wait I'm thinking " and the mirror killed her.
Fin.
A New Study Conducted on Asians (A joke I came up with,but still not sure if a repost)
A new study conducted on Asians shows that the long held to be true stereotype is partially false. In fact, only 50% of Asians have small p**....
The other 50% are women.
An intern recently started working for an IT programming firm.
Everyday he went into work he was always harassed by his peers, they kept saying he was never being true always being false.
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So I had to step in, I couldn't let them
keep Boolean him.
Michael takes an exam
Michael is taking an exam at his school. All questions are True or False questions. He hasn't studied so he decides to answer all his questions by flipping a coin.
Once the time is up, The teacher collects everyones exams but notices that Michael is still working. The teacher asks why he's still flipping the coin. Michael replies by saying I was just checking my answers.
A guy walked up to me at school
And picked me up. He yelled "TRUE" in my ear and walked away. Then in the middle of the hall he kept shouting to me "FALSE". Finally he walked up to me when I was with my crush and said "true true true true false false". That's when I snapped.
"Stop boolean me!!"
