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Short trudeau jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trudeau humour may include short republic jokes also.

  1. You may not believe me when I say that Trump isn't the Prime Minister of Canada It's Trudeau.
  2. When my wife told me that the Prime Minister of Canada got re-elected, I thought she was lying. It's Trudeau.
  3. I have a massive crush on a world leader, my wife thinks I'm joking... ...but it's Trudeau
  4. What's the difference between imitation bread and the Canadian prime minister? One is fake dough, the other is Trudeau.
  5. Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years... When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying "because it's 2020".
  6. I don't care what the liberal media says about the election. Come January, my national leader isn't going to change, and his name starts with T, R, and U. It's Justin Trudeau. I'm Canadian.
  7. I have always head that Canadians are nicer than most other people... ... that's not really Trudeau.
  8. I didn't believe my friend when he told me who the Canadian Prime Minister was... turns out it was Trudeau.
  9. I heard the Prime Minister of Canada's middle name is Kaesits. I can't verify this, but I'm still sharing it Justin Kaesits Trudeau.
  10. Congratulations to Justin Trudeau on the results of the Canadian Election He always did want to be a minority.

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Trudeau One Liners

Which trudeau one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trudeau? I can suggest the ones about province and elected.

  1. I heard a rumour about the canadian Prime Minister Not sure if it's Trudeau.
  2. I've heard the Canadian Prime-Minister has a French last name. Is this Trudeau?
  3. Nobody believes that I can name the Canadian Prime Minister. It's Trudeau.
  4. There's a rumor that Trump is fleeing to Canada... It isn't Trudeau.
  5. You may not believe that today is Canada's 150th Birthday... It's Trudeau...
  6. Some people don't think Justin is the prime minister of Canada. It's Trudeau
  7. My friend thinks that the Canadian PM is an evil guy. I don't think that's Trudeau.
  8. Don't move to Canada just yet... Remember, we have Justin Trudeau.
  9. Can you believe the Canadian prime minister's name isn't Trump? It's Trudeau...
  10. Canada has a much better leader than the United States It's Trudeau
  11. The Canadian president is an idiot People often say I'm wrong but it's Trudeau
  12. Canada has no president False or Trudeau
  13. At what time was Justin Trudeau eaten by a monster? Ate P.M.
  14. Justin Trudeau has done something that no one else has He's gone black and has gone back
  15. My friend would not believe Canada has a new prime minister It's Tru-deau.

Justin Trudeau Jokes

Here is a list of funny justin trudeau jokes and even better justin trudeau puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning and you only had time to save one of them... ... where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch afterwards?
  • What's the difference between Justin Trudeau and a baker? While a dozen can go from 12 to 13, it's the other way around for the regions of Canada.
    RIP ALBERTA
  • What did Justin Trudeau actually study? Nepotism.
  • With a name like his, the prime minister of Canada missed out on owning a good baker shop >Justin time bakers.
    -Trudeau for true canadians-
  • What is Justin Trudeau's favourite guitar pedal? Auto-wah
  • Looks like Justin Trudeau is going to try to govern as a minority Wouldn't be the first time...
  • Justin Trudeau meets Vladimir Putin and asks..
  • Justin Trudeau Justin Trudeau should start his own sock fashion business and call it "just in socks"
  • Did you hear what Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau got on his SAT's? Maple Syrup.
  • It's 2016... Let's go back to oppressing women again. Cause Justin Trudeau said so.
Trudeau joke, It's 2016...

Heartwarming Trudeau Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about trudeau you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean leader jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trudeau pranks.

Trudeau has been re-elected as the minority government, thankfully

he has just the suit to wear

TIL the current Prime Minister of of Canada has a tattoo, and is in a cover band called the Van Cats, but...

...only the first part was Trudeau.

People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community.

But it's Trudeau.

Trump is that lobster smart enough to get out of the saucepan to turn off the heat!

Trudeau is the lobster that reaches out for the seasoning!

Trump & Trudeau

Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were we discussing politics when Donald leans in close and says:
Donald: You know Justin, if the US were a Dictatorship I would be a Dictator.
Justin: Yea, I suppose so Donald.
Donald: And you know if the US were a Monarchy I would be a Monarch.
Justin: That's also true Don, but I hate to break it to you, the US is a Country.

Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau run a 100-meter race...

Trudeau easily overtakes Trump and wins.
Minutes later, the White House tweets a press note:
"President Trump won prestigious silver in US-Canada race. The Canadian showed up second-to-last."

My friend thinks the Canadian prime minister does not know quantum physics.

I know it's trudeau.

I have heard that the PM of Canada has a pet moose...

Is it Trudeau?

I'm in love

Guys I'm in love with the Canadian Prime Minister, they say he's the best. I wonder if it's Trudeau

Canadian Prime Minister

It's hard to believe that the Canadian Prime Minister is so hot, but it's Trudeau.

What does Trudeau call the opposite of man?

Wopeople.

I still can't believe how they can say that the Canadian Prime Minister is good looking

I mean it's Trudeau.
I'm not gonna argue.

Who keeps Canada's House of Parliament clean?

Dustin' Trudeau

Trump doesnt like desserts

Really? I dont believe you.
Yes, he doesn't like Macrons, whether you believe me or not its trudeau.

Does the Prime Minister of Canada tell lies?

Because everything he says would still be Trudeau.

If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning

If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning and you could only save one of them, where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch?
If Donald Trump and Kim-Jong Un were drowning and you could only save one of them, where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch?

Did you know that Canada has a Prime Minister, not a President? You might think I'm making this up, but...

It's Trudeau.

(Recent) Justin Trudeau did pretty well in school...

...But as soon as he got to the "yes/no answers" section of the exams, he couldn't answer the questions and accidentally apologized to the indigenous people on behalf of someone else at a different period in time.

What do you think Trudeau will be remembered for.....

moistly?

Trump blames the Canadian PM sometimes

But it's not always Trudeau

Some people think it's a joke when I say all Canadians are sweet and kind. . .

It's Trudeau

People call me crazy for saying that Canada is ruled by the son of Fidel Castro

...but it's Trudeau.

Trudeau joke, I heard the Prime Minister of Canada's middle name is Kaesits.

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