Trough Jokes
22 trough jokes and hilarious trough puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trough that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Trough Short Jokes
Short trough jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trough humour may include short trench jokes also.
- A woman is reading the newspaper and tells her friend about a deer that broke trough the front glass of a dollar store, doing $10,000 in damage. He says, well, good thing it wasn't a $2 store
- Darkhumour How can u get 11 million followers?
U run trough Africa with a glass of water. - Three European contrabass players were denied access to USA at a New York airport... ...they couldn't let contraband trough customs.
- What is the cheapest date ever? Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.
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Trough One Liners
Which trough one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trough? I can suggest the ones about tray and gutter.
- A bug hit my windshield, I know the last thing that went trough its mind. His guts
- What do you call an ostrich going trough their emo stage? An emu
- Why was the wave having a bad time? Because life felt trough.
- Mom + hockey + Cow trough = ? Mother pucking bullspit. *badump tss*
- When does a dog go "miaow"? When going trough a table saw.
- When at a drive trough Ask for an ice-tea, without ice but with tea.
- What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria? Make way, children.
Uproarious Trough Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about trough you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trout jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trough pranks.
Three women (redhead, blondie and an asian) have just escaped a prison, and the cops are looking for them...
The girls were running trough the city and went into one of those fruit/ vegetables' market to hide, and find 3 bag of potatoes big enough for them to hide inside.
After a while, one cop that is looking for them finds the bags, and realize that they're kind of weird... So he approaches and kicks the first potatoe's bag, with the asian girl inside...
The asian girl, quickly respond the kick with barking noises: ruff ruff
"Oh... These are just a few dogs!", says the cop.
He then approaches to the second potatoe's bag, with the redhead inside, and kicks it as well.
"Meow... Meow", the redhead answers.
"Oh... These are just a few cats!", says the cop.
Finally, he gets close to the third potatoe's bag, with the blondie inside, and kicks it too.
The voice inside the bags respond:
"Potatoes".
A man is walking trough the red light district..
He stops at a window with a beautiful girl behind it, takes good look, knocks on the window and yells: 'HOW MUCH!!?'
She: '€50,- !!!'
He: 'THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD PRICE FOR TRIPLE INSULATED GLASS!!!'
Just got home from my first meeting with "fight club"
It was super fun, lots of blood. I was a little late though, so I missed the part were they went trough the rules. Eh, probably nothing important anyway.
Cowboy and an Indian tracker.
A cowboy and an Indian tracker were walking trough the plains. the Indian tracker puts his ear to the ground and says "Buffalo come." The cowboy is shocked and says "Wow, all you did was put your ear to the ground, how do you know that?" The Indian tracker replies "Ear sticky."
You're my one and only love.
One day, a gorgeous young woman comes into the stationery and asks the clerk:
-Do you have cards with a red heart, an arrow trough it and "You are my One and only Love." written in big golden letters?
-Sure we do, valentine's right around the corner.
-Good, I'll take a dozen please.
So I was browsing my local classifieds for an apartment when...
...I found one which said that the apartment had a *view to the future*. Obviously I called the guy, and apparently, you could see the cemetery trough the window.
It's the day of the big game, and a (pick your rivalry) Michigan fan meets an Ohio State fan at the u**... trough...
The Buckeye notices that the Michigan fan doesn't wash his hands after he uses the bathroom. He snidely remarks, "You know, at The Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."
The Wolverine pauses, looks back, and says, "Good for you. At Michigan, they teach us not to pee on our hands."
