Trou Jokes
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You can never get in trouble for bullying orphans
What are they gonna do?
Tell their parents?
The two troublemakers
A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually.
So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.
The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!"
I got in trouble once for copying another kid's test
I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine
Why did the trout leave the cult?
They were too sacrifishal
The trouble with having an Asian f**... AND a f**......
You're bound to get off on the Wong foot.
I was having trouble reverse parking...
...until I tried my back-up plan.
Whenever I have trouble getting out of a hot shower, I simply count down from 100.
Today I got to -634.
If you're ever having trouble talking to strangers...
...I hear global warming is a great icebreaker.
I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
When you're in trouble at work, be frank...
That way, when the boss finds out, Frank gets the blame.
I was having trouble understanding the importance of the computer mouse...
And then it clicked.
I was having trouble settling into my new house, so I went to a therapist
He said I have an apartment complex
I was having trouble getting to sleep last night
After about an hour of tossing and turning, my wife rolled over, snuck her hand under the covers, and trailed it playfully down my chest.
"Want meeee to help you get to sleep", She whispered coyly into my ear.
"Yeah", I replied. "Tell me again how your day went".
Couch was comfy.
I'm in trouble with my wife. I totally forgot her 'special birthday' that was such a big deal apparently.
Still, everything went fine and it was a healthy baby boy!
How did the trout become a symbol for Christianity?
Easy. By dropping "trou"
Got in trouble with the wife at dinner time last night.
Apparently when she asked me to turn on the veg, f**... her disabled sister isn't what she meant.
I was having some trouble with a crossword.
I said to my dad, "I'm stuck on this crossword. Six letters, a broad road in a town or city. I still haven't got it!"
"Avenue?"
"No, I haven't, stop rubbing it in."
Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
I was having trouble starting my Venn Diagram...
But now it's all coming together.
If you're ever having trouble with Chemistry, just remember...
Bleach is a solution
Trouble of Child's name.
Question: Why do parents give children a middle name?
Answer: So the child knows when it is in seriously in trouble
I'm having some trouble picking up my child from preschool
I can't decide which one I want yet.
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Trou One Liners
Which trou one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trou? I can suggest the ones about teaspoon and floor.
- How did the trout become a symbol for Christianity? Easy. By dropping "trou"
- You hear about the sinkhole in Ottawa yesterday? C'est juste une trou d'eau
